Twitter Blue is coming back—with more colors and assurances from Musk

Reuters reviewed an email to advertisers saying Twitter Blue is back Friday.

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[Longmile149]

So New Twitter Blue 2.0 will get taken back down…what, Tuesday afternoon?

I mean, is there a more-watched public-facing software update out there right now? What are the odds that Twitter’s handful of sleep-deprived hardcore engineers with the pay problems and the sofa beds and the increasingly disgusting bathrooms have written well-thought-out code with no bugs?

 

[Longmile149]

but it's still be surprising and eye opening to it so glaring and shameless over the last week

I think you got some fridge-magnet poetry stuck in your conspiracy-addled poor-me bullshit.

 

[Longmile149]

I wonder why Elon felt the need to imply Yoel Roth is a pedophile in today's tweet storm. I really really hope Apple has had enough and pulls their advertising after this one.

Is there a link to that?

 

[Longmile149]

Oh, Elon.

Has it really come to this?

https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/11/business/twitter-headquarters-auction/index.html
What a perfectly normal thing for a very well-run, extremely stable business that’s totally not having any financial difficulties to be doing.

 

[Longmile149]

View: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1601660414743687169

Thanks. Also:

Holy shit.

 

[Longmile149]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I mean, I wouldn't be great under the circumstances, but I am not and never will be in these circumstances.

Oh. Oh oh ohhhhhh.

So he’s going to absolutely lose his mind this week, yes?

The dude can’t handle an open resignation letter. He can’t cope with people joking about him or disagreeing with him on Twitter. He threatens advertisers who don’t buy ads for being unsure where he’s taking the business. He fires employees who are even mildly critical of him. He uses his position at Tesla to go through customers’ records when they criticize his products. He calls people pedophiles for being dismissive of his obviously unworkable grandstanding when kids’ lives are at stake. He dictates weird terms to his romantic partners/incubators.

A stadium full of people booing you is a fairly common, literal nightmare for normal people who aren’t desperate, delicate assholes trying to win everyone’s approval.

What madness is he headed towards now?

 

[Longmile149]

Well, he’s decided to be extra shitty about queer people, and upon getting “home” from this outing, decided to post about the “woke mind virus.” You know, normal things.

At this point, that’s still in the realm of “normal” for him.

I dunno what to expect from here.

Edited to change a repetitive phrase.