Perpetual Random Apple Rants Thread

effgee

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I'm just tired of all the marketing-/PR-bullshit, the blatant lies, wherein every statement is followed by seventeen asterisks so it technically won't be a lie, and, most of all, being sold for an idiot, again and again. There, vented. Didn't feel like ranting, t'is all too mind-numbingly repetitive.


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I'm just tired of all the marketing-/PR-bullshit, the blatant lies, wherein every statement is followed by seventeen asterisks so it technically won't be a lie, and, most of all, being sold for an idiot, again and again. There, vented. Didn't feel like ranting, t'is all too mind-numbingly repetitive.


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Please spare a momentary thought on that poor poor services revenue which need detailed metrics. What if it flatlines as it is about to hit thirty billion dollars per year?

Apple testing new App Store design that blurs the line between ads and search results


Just wait until Maps is ”improved” by paid location markers and that sweet sweet quarterly line increases to an amount that would in a single year or two pay for the complete restoration of Gaza … but at the same time would barely make Wall Street blink.

Meanwhile please have a quote from Doctor Martin Luther King Jr about the importance of helping those in need and standing strong against oppression.

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it’s marketing all the way to the top to a degree I have never seen before. Apple has become really great at not living by their words: ”More space for my content”. Bite my shiny metal ass.
 
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The horde of daemons doing God-knows-what in the background and wanting network access on a modern Mac is truly out of control. Install LittleSnitch or (my choice) LuLu to see what's going on; I've found I can block most of them with no noticeable effect.
Yep, it's really fucking obnoxious, especially in light of all the "MOAR PRIVACY!1!!" smoke-screening from Apple. If I use Windows, I know I'll be paying for the OS and will have the ever-living shit sold out of every last bit of my data, personal or otherwise, that's a given. Same for Android.

But this is some industrial-grade bullshit right there...

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Thankfully it's easy enough to rectify...

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I'm gonna throw in a different opinion. I would wager that the vast majority of Apple's telemetry is just that: telemetry. They're analyzing how their users use their apps. I would also wager that Apple's telemetry is not tracking in the sense of user-profile-tracking-for-monetization.

The difference between Apple telemetry and, say, Google's tracking in Android, is that Apple (supposedly) keeps it all (or most) in house for product improvement.* Google may use some of that info for product improvement, but they also monetize it.

"Trackers," like those from Meta and third-party analytics companies, use their monitoring primarily for monetization and usage analytics are maybe a byproduct at best.

So from Apple's point of view, even though they're tracking they're still "privacy focused" since it's inside their walled garden and used for product embetterment as opposed to bald-faced enshittification. From that point of view, "tracking" is the bad kind of stuff that their stance is against, and the telemetry they're conducting is basic telemetry, not "tracking."

* I mean, seriously, if you run a global service like iCloud Drive you probably want to know where the vast majority of your users are so that you know where to concentrate your CDN efforts. You can't get that (reliably) from an IP address on an HTTP header.
 
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Point taken, and of course your prerogative to have. No argument whatsoever from me there. But one last item on that agenda until I'm done kicking this particular equine carcass for the moment...

... So from Apple's point of view, even though they're tracking they're still "privacy focused" since it's inside their walled garden and used for product embetterment ...

That may very well be Apple's definition of the term, but it is not what "privacy" actually means. Per Apple's own flipping Dictionary.app...

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Privacy: the state or condition of being free from being observed or disturbed by other people.

"Free from being observed by other people", period. Not "free from being observed by people with nefarious intent" or "free from being observed by third parties".

You (as in: Apple, not you personally) can't just redefine the meaning of term X, and then make that the center of your products' marketing while simultaneously not telling anyone you've changed it and their definition of X no longer applies.

That there below is the claim Apple makes: "privacy is a fundamental human right", no asterisks in the headline, no qualifiers like "some privacy included", or similar.

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And by the definition of the word used makes that claim a lie - you can't advertise "privacy" and then turn around and immediately break that promise and not expect any pushback. Words do matter.
 
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Point taken, and of course your prerogative to have. No argument whatsoever from me there. But one last item on that agenda until I'm done kicking this particular equine carcass for the moment...



That may very well be Apple's definition of the term, but it is not what "privacy" actually means. Per Apple's own flipping Dictionary.app...

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Privacy: the state or condition of being free from being observed or disturbed by other people.

"Free from being observed by other people", period. Not "free from being observed by people with nefarious intent" or "free from being observed by third parties".

You (as in: Apple, not you personally) can't just redefine the meaning of term X, and then make that the center of your products' marketing while simultaneously not telling anyone you've changed it and their definition of X no longer applies.

That there below is the claim Apple makes: "privacy is a fundamental human right", no asterisks in the headline, no qualifiers like "some privacy included", or similar.

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And by the definition of the word used makes that claim a lie - you can't advertise "privacy" and then turn around and immediately break that promise and not expect any pushback. Words do matter.
IIRC CloudTelemetryService is mainly for installed apps and only shows aggregate numbers in one's Dev account dashboard (things like user‑base broken down by OS and device versions et cetera).

Of course, it showing up in network traffic if you had Share with app developers and Share iCloud analytics off isn't really a good look (you had all of these off, right? your screenshot embed post with it is borked by now).

One thing that could be helpful to know what is actually going on in there would be packet capture of the full traffic if possible.

Second, I do hope you have LittleSnitch deny all the Crashlytics and Firebase connections from all your installed apps automatically, if you do care about telemetry.
 
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^ If only it were just Crashlytics and Firebase. Crashlytics, Firebase, Appcenter, Bugsnag, Sendgrid, Sentry.io, TelemetryDeck, InstaBug, Mixpanel, Amplitude... there's millions of these bottom-feeding, fucking parasites 'data-aggregation and/or -analysis services' out there. That market really is - as far as the US is concerned, at least – a completely unregulated, disease-ridden, malignant fuck-fest rife with the most blatantly abusive data-syphoning practices imaginable. Right after your run-of-the-mill dictator, these folks are truly scraping the very bottom of the barrel of the human gene pool.

That there also being one of the major advantages which (IMO) Little Snitch has over Lulu - the option to subscribe to (and have updated automatically) blocklists that prevent as many of these fucking parasites from gobbling your data as possible.

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Either pick from a smallish list of included blocklists, or go nuts and enter custom URLs for your own favorites. Firebog is one of the numerous blocklist aggregation sites out there, a good starting point, IMO, for those looking to roll their own collection of blocklists.

And of course, no rabid rant rational discourse on privacy practices in the US without the obligatory: "Do all this on your laptop if you frequently compute away from home, but also directly on your home/wherever router, so that all devices connecting to the internets stay safe, too."

Aw, fuck. And I told myself not to get caught up in this. Again... o_0
 
When I woke up this morning my iPhone with iOS 26.2 had decided that my control centre home section needed not work. It now looks like this and I can’t tap any of them to choose what they should be connected to.

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Can I also complain that the photo picker pane in for example Safari sorts photos inverted from the Photos app (newest top left versus bottom right)? Somebody has to have noticed and allowed this inconsistency, but why?
 

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Can I also complain that the photo picker pane in for example Safari sorts photos inverted from the Photos app (newest top left versus bottom right)? Somebody has to have noticed and allowed this inconsistency, but why?
The Photo library view is chronological. The Photo Picker sorts newer photos to the top of the stack because the assumption is that you’re more likely to want to share or upload new photos — as opposed to the film scans from the 80’s that appear first in my library.
 
I don't know when this started to happen and if it is Tahoe related, but it sure feels we're going back time

  • System performance reduced to single tasking during MS Teams calls including a heavy pointer click and move delay
  • Photoshop general performance is plain awful. PS 3.1 on a 486 level. Paint a stroke and lean back end enjoy the slide show.

These seem to be widespread
 
The Photo library view is chronological. The Photo Picker sorts newer photos to the top of the stack because the assumption is that you’re more likely to want to share or upload new photos — as opposed to the film scans from the 80’s that appear first in my library.
Both are chronically sorted. One ascending and scrolled to the top with the newest one visible. The other descending and scrolled to the the bottom with the same newest ones visible.
 

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Both are chronically sorted. One ascending and scrolled to the top with the newest one visible. The other descending and scrolled to the the bottom with the same newest ones visible.
Yes. I’m sorry if I didn’t fully expand on that.

Though if one were to be pedantic, they might argue that chronological is an adjective applying to ”(of a record of events) starting with the earliest and following the order in which they occurred.” Per Oxford Languages — the first definition provided by Google. The photo picker presents images in reverse chronological order.
 
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It's the year 2026, and open/save dialogs still have the file name field a fixed width at around 25 characters.

Just discovered that Default Folder X can actually fix that so might give it a try.

A thousand times this. I'm pretty sure I raised this very issue earlier in this thread, or at some other point in the Ach. As I'm creating and saving out files all day long, this Classic MacOS anachronism smacks me in the face over and over again and it drives me bonkers.

Double its size! Make it expand dynamically with the width of the window! Anything would be better, really.
 
Maybe once a year, I go through my Mac System Preferences to do some housekeeping on permissions and security settings. Inevitably, I end up checking FileVault, which has the following message under "Password Reset": "If you forget the password to this Mac, you can reset it using your recovery key." Below that is a box with "Recovery Key" and "show" grayed out.

Since I have no memory of setting a recovery key for FileVault, and I don't have it recorded anywhere, this makes me panic. Then I remember that you can set either a recovery key, or you can use your iCloud account as the recovery key. Why would you not put some kind of message indicating that an iCloud recovery key has been set?
 

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the Fascist Dementia Pedophile's party for the movie they collaborated on as part of a straightforward bribery campaign to cover up said dying pedophile's sex crimes and ongoing coup of the United States
I couldn't find any details on any "collaboration". Cook was apparently attending a private projection of a documentary by this guy (produced by amazon, not Apple), at the white house.
Bad move. Why is he involved in this? Couldn't he refuse the invitation? Does he actually support these guys?
 

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I couldn't find any details on any "collaboration". Cook was apparently attending a private projection of a documentary by this guy (produced by amazon, not Apple), at the white house.
Bad move. Why is he involved in this? Couldn't he refuse the invitation? Does he actually support these guys?
Tim likes his principles, but you don’t get to be CEO of any major corporation without liking money a whole lot more.
 
I was poking around my Mac with DaisyDisk and one of the largest blocks of used data was Containers>Podcasts (16gb). Scrolling through Finder, the caches had thousands of podcast thumbnails and thousands of 16s previews(? I think. I don't even know what the podcasts were from, because they were all in media res). Here's the thing: I've never even used Podcasts on my Mac. What the actual fuck, Apple?
 

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I was poking around my Mac with DaisyDisk and one of the largest blocks of used data was Containers>Podcasts (16gb). Scrolling through Finder, the caches had thousands of podcast thumbnails and thousands of 16s previews(? I think. I don't even know what the podcasts were from, because they were all in media res). Here's the thing: I've never even used Podcasts on my Mac. What the actual fuck, Apple?
Assuming you’re using Podcasts on your phone or whatever, that’s where it’s coming from - keeping shit in sync. I use Podcasts on my phone all the time, but (almost) never on my Mac. And yet, like you, I’ve got a stack of cached Podcast files on my Mac.

I think it’s a sledgehammer/walnut approach to solving the “seamless pickup from one device to another” problem.
 

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We have a "house" account on our Apple Family account. We basically use it as kiosks around the house on iPads or GameGlass on an iPad for gaming (me). They never leave the house and they do not have access to sensitive/personal data.

I do not want TouchID, FaceID, pin code or to upgrade Apple Account Security, but I have to decline all of that twice every update. Annoying as hell.

Is there any way to use Apple Configurator to get around this?
 
Apple, what the actual fuck? How do you not test this shit. How is it acceptable that you role out an update that stops people from calling emergency services?

Telstra warns older iPhones may be unable to connect to Triple Zero​

Telstra says it is investigating a network issue that is preventing some older Apple devices from connecting to its mobile network, including Triple Zero (000).

In a statement published on Wednesday, the telco said the problem affects some older iPhone models that have recently installed Apple software updates.

"We're currently investigating an issue preventing some older Apple devices from connecting to our network, including calls to 000," the statement said.

"We're working on this as a priority with Apple and will share updates as we have them.

"We recommend customers using these devices delay updating the software on their device until we confirm the issue is resolved."
Telstra said the devices that may be impacted include the iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus and iPhone X that have been updated to iOS 16.7.13 software.

Some customers says they have been without network access for hours.

Gordon Heathcote, from Killara on Sydney's North Shore, told the ABC his wife's iPhone 8 Plus has been affected since about noon.

"She can't make or receive any calls, it just goes straight to voicemail," he said.

Mr Heathcote said his own phone was still working because he had not installed the latest software update.

"It's this new download. Mine's fine, but hers doesn't work at all," he said.

"We're concerned for other people who have that model and might not be able to call Triple Zero (000). They can't get through to anyone — that's the worrying part."

In an update issued at 6pm AEDT on Wednesday, Telstra said Apple has paused several software updates released this week while the problem is investigated.

The paused updates include iOS 18.7.4, iOS 16.7.13, iOS 15.8.6 and iOS 12.5.8, which apply to a range of older iPhone models.

A Telstra spokesperson said the company was unable to say how many customers were affected.

"I don't have customer numbers available to share, however this is a national issue as it's based on device type not location," the spokesperson said.

A federal government spokesperson said the issue was being treated as urgent.

"This is an important issue for affected customers — Telstra and Apple advise they are working to fix this urgently," the spokesperson said.

"People affected should contact Telstra as their service provider if they are concerned or have special needs."

Users urged to make alternative arrangements

Shadow Minister for Communications, Melissa McIntosh, said she had been made aware of the problem.

"If you have an iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus or iPhone X and have recently installed the iOS 16.7.13 software update, please check your phone is able to make and receive calls," she said.

Ms McIntosh urged customers with affected devices to make alternative arrangements if needed.

"If you are impacted by this issue, please ensure you take steps to find an alternative way to communicate with family, friends or emergency services."
Ms McIntosh criticised the federal government, saying the issue raised concerns about public safety and communication during emergencies.

In a statement, the WA Police Force said it had also been made aware of the problem and echoed advice for users to delay software updates until the issue is resolved.

A spokesperson for Optus said the issue with Telstra’s network was not affecting its customers.

The reliability of Triple Zero services has come under scrutiny since a major Optus outage last year, which has been linked to three deaths currently under coronial investigation.

During that incident, many phones failed to automatically switch to another network to make emergency calls when the Optus network went down. Similar problems also affected older Samsung devices last year.

According to a statement on Apple's website, the software update released this month was intended to prevent this kind of issue for iPhone users in future network outages.

"In the rare event that exceptional circumstances affect mobile operators' networks, some older mobile phones might still encounter issues reaching emergency services through an alternate network," Apple said in a post on January 26.

The company had previously advised that software updates would be available for iPhone and Apple Watch models affected by the issue.
 

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Apple still has two shitty an annoying account security practices if you just want a basic dedicated Apple ID for something like Game Center.
  1. They allow other people to lock your account. This has been an industry-wide plague but holy fuck is it so irritating. Like everything else that is password-only I have a 24 character fully random alphanumeric password (equivalent to about 2^143 combos) I keep in my password manager. All the """security""" questions they still force you to use so that people have a potential way to break into and steal your account are also 24 char random same as the password. But some rando somewhere on the planet has been trying to brute force one of my Apple IDs. Despite this being impossible Apple then dutifully goes ahead and locks the account because of too many false tries, thus allowing them to DDoS me despite absolutely zero security value whatsoever. FFS :mad:
  2. They don't allow just adding some FIDO2 tokens and having multifactor that way (with a recovery key or 10 if need be) unless you give them a phone number first (?!!?!??!) because who fucking knows. Probably for advertising purposes or just because they're lazy and Cook has been letting the rest of the software go to shit too so no need to break form with Apple IDs.
I'm deeply angry at them drifting further down the path of NEXT QUARTERLY NUMBER GO UP and going along with fascism too of course but those are bigger topics then this immediate little random rant.
 
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