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  1. noanoxan

    Preprint server arXiv will ban submitters of AI-generated hallucinations

    Literally the first sentence of the message says that all authors bear full responsibility 🤦‍♂️
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    A word from Editor Moonshark about Artemis II

    I don't know why, but I read this article in Creepy Dave's voice. I can't stop laughing 🤣
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    After more than 53 years, humans may finally return to the Moon this week

    Gonna be an interesting WDR/scrub tomorrow
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    Warner Bros. gives Paramount one more week to beat Netflix merger offer

    Musk bought Twitter. Stupid is as stupid does, but that doesn't seem to be a problem when making transactions. Remember, it's about winning!
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    Key Senate staffer is “begging” NASA to get on with commercial space stations

    weak b8 m8
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    Apps like Grok are explicitly banned under Google’s rules—why is it still in the Play Store?

    Get that money!
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    We have a fossil closer to our split with Neanderthals and Denisovans

    There would only be one species, one way or the other. We've never really been all that nice in general to ourselves, to say nothing of other hominids.
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    Reminder: Donate to win swag in our annual Charity Drive sweepstakes

    I think the op was trying to make a windows joke, not that they were advocating for more open hardware prizes 🤷‍♂️
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    Supreme Court appears likely to approve Trump’s firing of FTC Democrat

    You cannot jail a SC judge for now. That can change. Hell, I'm surprised The Fascist hasn't figured this out by now and replaced the other three SC judges that aren't actively fellating him.
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    For some people, music doesn’t connect with any of the brain’s reward circuits

    Seems like a bit of Hysteria IMO
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    Amazon is considering shoving ads into Alexa+ conversations

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    Apple stops patching QuickTime for Windows despite 2 active vulnerabilities

    Never is more like it. I've never installed it when installing iTunes. Ever.
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    Homebrew patch makes many Oculus VR games perfectly playable on HTC Vive

    I doubt this will work for long. Sucker berg (autocorrect win) didn't put money into Oculus, only for HTC to capitalize on their product. I still won't use it, regardless. The government spies on me enough as it is—I won't stand for it from a display manufacturer.
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    Cop fired after video shows him slamming 12-year-old girl to the ground

    It takes a pretty big man to bring down a 12-year-old girl, y'know.
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    AT&T and Verizon Wireless now charging $20 device upgrade fees

    Wow, what scumbags. ...but, they knew that already.
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    Father begs Apple CEO to help unlock his dead 13-year-old son’s iPhone

    "I understand privacy, but I wonder what if inside a disabled iPhone was the password to block the explosion of an atomic bomb planted by terrorists in Rome, then what do we do? Do we let it explode?" Yes.
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    How a hacker snuck a game onto Steam without Valve’s knowledge

    Is it penance if it's beneficial?
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    Judge gives Volkswagen one more month to find a fix for polluting diesel cars

    The irony is real.
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    Facebook explains that it is totally not doing racial profiling

    Racists. But then, I already knew that.
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    FBI says it might be able to break into seized iPhone, wants hearing vacated

    Uh, no, it wasn't. Someone hasn't been paying attention the last few weeks and needs to reread some articles in order to keep their ignorance from showing. Edit because stupid iphone