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    Contrary to popular superstition, AES 128 is just fine in a post-quantum world

    I predict waves of euphoria followed by collapse.
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    Musk and Trump both went to Penn—now hacked by someone sympathetic to their cause

    He doesn't really have an ideology. He's in it 100% for himself.
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    Childhood vaccines safe for a little longer as CDC cancels advisory meeting

    Still waiting for Trump to revoke Pi. C'mon, there's still time! Let's knock out an executive order!
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    “Extremely angry” Trump threatens “massive” tariff on all Chinese exports

    Once Trump is out of the picture, I think the Republicans are going to quietly back away from this economic terrorism. Nobody on either side seems to be to excited about his crackhead economic theories.
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    Tesla FSD gets worse at driving, NHTSA opens new investigation

    The other day I saw a badge-cam video of a guy trying talk himself out of a DUI because he was letting his Tesla drive him home. Strange world we're living in.
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    Trump’s CDC brings back “monkeypox” disease name despite racist connotation

    Dude, the virus was first discovered in monkeys. Last I checked, monkeys are still a thing. If you look hard enough for reasons to be offended, you're going to find them. Should we rename chickenpox because it's offensive to cowards? You're not going to cure racism by policing the language. It...
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    Trump’s CDC brings back “monkeypox” disease name despite racist connotation

    Changing the name was pretty stupid in the first place. What's next? Are we going to strike the word "monkey" from the English language? That would seem to be the next logical step in that line of thinking, and no less idiotic.
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    Child dies of horrifying measles complication in Los Angeles

    I guess the poor little feller didn't drink enough raw milk.
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    After Kirk shooting, Utah governor calls social media a “cancer.” Will we treat it like one?

    All true, but a broken clock is righ twice a day. Social media is a cancer.
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    Microsoft open-sources Bill Gates’ 6502 BASIC from 1978

    Me too! I loved that little machine, but the C64 was da bomb!
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    DOGE accused of copying entire Social Security database to insecure cloud system

    Don't worry! I'm sure they're using all the latest security protocols and encryption algorithms...not!
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    Google improves Gemini AI image editing with “nano banana” model

    I'll bet it can draw the best hurricane projections. Big beautiful hurricane projections!
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    The West Texas measles outbreak has ended

    MASWISA Make America Swim in Sewage Again!
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    The case of the coke-snorting Chihuahua

    A chihuahua is the last breed in the world that needs a coke habit. They're already vibrating like a tuning fork.
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    NASA plans to build a nuclear reactor on the Moon—a space lawyer explains why

    It's good to have a good space lawyer on speed dial in case you break one of Einstein or Newton's laws.
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    Five children see HIV viral loads vanish after taking antiretroviral drugs

    Well, once they cut research funding for it, at least we can still drink raw milk and swim in sewage!
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    How BMW slashed the carbon footprint of its next EV, the 2026 iX3

    But does it make fart noises? That's mainly what I look at for an EV.
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    The 2025 Audi RS 3 is a five-cylinder firecracker

    That's an odd number of cylinders.
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    Grok praises Hitler, gives credit to Musk for removing “woke filters”

    Maybe using X posts to train an AI model wasn't such a good idea.
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    The first Corvette hypercar? Chevrolet’s 1,250 hp ZR1X hybrid breaks cover.

    Cool car, but why did they have to make it so damn ugly?