Small size seems to have come before a change in diet for a tiny dinosaur lineage.
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So how tall were they in inches, mm, yards? The title emphasized their small size. Nice to hear about the weight, 700 grams, but how about physical dimensions? Smaller than a bread box, bunny, mouse, unladen swallow?
Thanks! So roughly 25 cm tall at the hips and about 75 cm from stem to stern.From Figure 1 in the actual paper. The scale bar for the silhouette is 5cm (and only for the silhouette - the scale bars for other components of the figure differ from the silhouette and often from each other). Individual measurements of bones can be found in Supplemental Figs S2/S3 to the original paper.
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Three apples high, approximately the height of the small blue hominids they appear to have hunted to extinction. /sSo how tall were they in inches, mm, yards? The title emphasized their small size. Nice to hear about the weight, 700 grams, but how about physical dimensions? Smaller than a bread box, bunny, mouse, unladen swallow?
Geese most certainly have attitude. Also, I'd watch that movie.Anybody who doubts there's a certain subset of theropods who never got the memo that they're supposed to be birds now and not ferocious pursuit predators clearly hasn't met geese. I had one chase my dog the other day hissing with its entire chest, and if the translation on that wasn't BITCH I'M A DINOSAUR I'll eat my crustiest hat.
Anyway, Alnashetri seems like a clever girl. Stories like this always make me wish for a spoof dinosaur movie Cretaceous-Tertiary Park where a major character gets nibbled to death by like a thousand chicken-size feathery Dino-birds making cute little pigeon noises. But it would have to be in the vein of Airplane or Blazing Saddles - played absolutely straight and serious, like it's a thriller. In one major sequence, a T-Rex (with magenta feathers, natch) chases everybody for 20 seconds, gets out of breath, and wanders off to scavenge on a dead thing, and then for the rest of the movie people keep reacting to it in terror while it just lumbers around slowly, placidly eating carrion. And then at the end of the movie, with no warning at all, a meteorite just annihilates Isla de los Pollos Grandes and kills everyone, including the hero and plucky small children about to board the helicopter. The mid-credits sequence is just Jake Tapper reporting on the bolide strike.
Yes, I have spent some time bullshitting about this with friends, why do you ask
I-pod mini or IPhone 16's?Three apples high, approximately the height of the small blue hominids they appear to have hunted to extinction. /s
https://phys.org/news/2026-02-flatfooted-lumbering-rex-tiptoes.htmlAnybody who doubts there's a certain subset of theropods who never got the memo that they're supposed to be birds now and not ferocious pursuit predators clearly hasn't met geese. I had one chase my dog the other day hissing with its entire chest, and if the translation on that wasn't BITCH I'M A DINOSAUR I'll eat my crustiest hat.
Anyway, Alnashetri seems like a clever girl. Stories like this always make me wish for a spoof dinosaur movie Cretaceous-Tertiary Park where a major character gets nibbled to death by like a thousand chicken-size feathery Dino-birds making cute little pigeon noises. But it would have to be in the vein of Airplane or Blazing Saddles - played absolutely straight and serious, like it's a thriller. In one major sequence, a T-Rex (with magenta feathers, natch) chases everybody for 20 seconds, gets out of breath, and wanders off to scavenge on a dead thing, and then for the rest of the movie people keep reacting to it in terror while it just lumbers around slowly, placidly eating carrion. And then at the end of the movie, with no warning at all, a meteorite just annihilates Isla de los Pollos Grandes and kills everyone, including the hero and plucky small children about to board the helicopter. The mid-credits sequence is just Jake Tapper reporting on the bolide strike.
Yes, I have spent some time bullshitting about this with friends, why do you ask
Now this would be a good use case for AI. This isn't your day job. It's not crappy AI instead of something good, it's crappy AI instead of nothing. Each sentence could be one or more video scenes, each a separate AI session. It doesn't matter if the T-rex looks different each scene, or has an extra arm in one of them.Anybody who doubts there's a certain subset of theropods who never got the memo that they're supposed to be birds now and not ferocious pursuit predators clearly hasn't met geese. I had one chase my dog the other day hissing with its entire chest, and if the translation on that wasn't BITCH I'M A DINOSAUR I'll eat my crustiest hat.
Anyway, Alnashetri seems like a clever girl. Stories like this always make me wish for a spoof dinosaur movie Cretaceous-Tertiary Park where a major character gets nibbled to death by like a thousand chicken-size feathery Dino-birds making cute little pigeon noises. But it would have to be in the vein of Airplane or Blazing Saddles - played absolutely straight and serious, like it's a thriller. In one major sequence, a T-Rex (with magenta feathers, natch) chases everybody for 20 seconds, gets out of breath, and wanders off to scavenge on a dead thing, and then for the rest of the movie people keep reacting to it in terror while it just lumbers around slowly, placidly eating carrion. And then at the end of the movie, with no warning at all, a meteorite just annihilates Isla de los Pollos Grandes and kills everyone, including the hero and plucky small children about to board the helicopter. The mid-credits sequence is just Jake Tapper reporting on the bolide strike.
Yes, I have spent some time bullshitting about this with friends, why do you ask
No.Now this would be a good use case for AI. This isn't your day job. It's not crappy AI instead of something good, it's crappy AI instead of nothing. Each sentence could be one or more video scenes, each a separate AI session. It doesn't matter if the T-rex looks different each scene, or has an extra arm in one of them.
If you eventually have all those pieces, maybe some additional scenes to tie it together, you'll have a nice demo movie.
Timmy, run over there. You're bait.https://phys.org/news/2026-02-flatfooted-lumbering-rex-tiptoes.html
11 to 25 mph for full grown, 40 y.o. Trex. Faster for juveniles. Have you tried even 7-9mph on a treadmill? NFL players barely hit 20-22mph.
May I suggest hiding a lot, making lots of consumable children, and carrying spears? Spears of various forms are the traditional method for humans to kill large animals, before bows or gunpowder.
Anybody who doubts there's a certain subset of theropods who never got the memo that they're supposed to be birds now and not ferocious pursuit predators clearly hasn't met geese. I had one chase my dog the other day hissing with its entire chest, and if the translation on that wasn't BITCH I'M A DINOSAUR I'll eat my crustiest hat.
Anyway, Alnashetri seems like a clever girl. Stories like this always make me wish for a spoof dinosaur movie Cretaceous-Tertiary Park where a major character gets nibbled to death by like a thousand chicken-size feathery Dino-birds making cute little pigeon noises. But it would have to be in the vein of Airplane or Blazing Saddles - played absolutely straight and serious, like it's a thriller. In one major sequence, a T-Rex (with magenta feathers, natch) chases everybody for 20 seconds, gets out of breath, and wanders off to scavenge on a dead thing, and then for the rest of the movie people keep reacting to it in terror while it just lumbers around slowly, placidly eating carrion. And then at the end of the movie, with no warning at all, a meteorite just annihilates Isla de los Pollos Grandes and kills everyone, including the hero and plucky small children about to board the helicopter. The mid-credits sequence is just Jake Tapper reporting on the bolide strike.
Yes, I have spent some time bullshitting about this with friends, why do you ask
Geese most certainly have attitude. Also, I'd watch that movie.
That’s awesome. Yeah, Canada geese are annoying when they’re dominating the path through the park behind my apartment, but they’re a pretty impressive bird, if just thinking about them in their natural environs.Never underestimate a goose -- not even if it appears to be a little unwell:
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Fight between bald eagle and Canada goose in Burlington bay.
Eagle gave up after after 20-minute fight.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/canada-goose-bald-eagle-burlington-bay-brawl-1.7473477
I think this is a case of poor translation from paper to headline. There is no search for a single explanation. This is specifically about Alverezsaurid miniaturization.I am the opposite of an expert, but this search for a single explanation for all instances of dinosaur miniaturization seems strange to me. Isn’t there room for multiple phenomena to play out across time, species and niches?
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So about five scale bars tall, or as they say in French, haut comme trois pommes.
Sacred blue! What can I say? As the phrase goes, "Great mimes think alike."With blue skin?
Yeah! You know, like mammals that eat ants!They got smaller to become more efficient at catching ants.
The giant anteater can be distinguished from the other species on the basis of its large size, with an average total body length of around 2 m (6.6 ft) and an average mass of 33 kg (73 lb). The body is mainly covered with long, dark brown or black fur, with a prominent triangular white-edged black band from the shoulders down to chest and continuing to the mid-body. The forelegs are mostly white, marked with black at the wrists and just above the claws. The tail is almost as long as the body and covered with long, coarse hairs.[12][13][15] Giant anteaters have the largest degree of rostral elongation relative to their size of any other ant-eating mammal.[16]
The tamanduas are medium-sized species smaller than the giant anteater, with a total body length of around 0.77–1.33 m (2.5–4.4 ft) and a mass of 3.2–7.0 kg (7.1–15.4 lb). They can further be distinguished by their shorter snout, their relatively shorter claws, proportionately longer ears, and mostly fur-less, prehensile tail. They also differ in their coloration; most individuals are golden brown to gray, with a black "vest" on the back and belly joined by two black bands running across the shoulders. Some tamanduas may lack the vest partially or entirely, instead having a uniformly yellow, brown, or black coat.[12][13]
The Chinese pangolin has the appearance of a scaly anteater. Its scales are typically grayish blue. Its head and body measure about 40–58 cm (16–23 in) and its tail measures about 25–38 cm (9.8–15.0 in).[5] A mature Chinese pangolin weighs from 2 to 7 kilograms (4.4 to 15.4 lb).
See? Puny, even!Body weight is typically between 60 and 80 kilograms (130–180 lb).[16] An aardvark's length is usually between 105 and 130 centimetres (3.44–4.27 ft),[5] and can reach lengths of 2.2 metres (7 ft 3 in) when its tail (which can be up to 70 centimetres (28 in)) is taken into account. It is 60 centimetres (24 in) tall at the shoulder, and has a girth of about 100 centimetres (3.3 ft).[21]
(CHAWMP! CRUNCH... CRUNCH... SQUELCH... GULP)Timmy, run over there. You're bait.
After studying the resonant air channels within the fossil skulls, researchers have succeeded in reproducing the vocalization of the Alvarezsaurus as "MEEP BEEP!"
I usually feel bad for Aardwolf because they are the lame relative of the most vicious african savannah gangsters, but right now I feel bad for them because you omit them.Yeah! You know, like mammals that eat ants!
See? Puny, even!
(CHAWMP! CRUNCH... CRUNCH... SQUELCH... GULP)
We're going to need another Timmy!
Anybody who doubts there's a certain subset of theropods who never got the memo that they're supposed to be birds now and not ferocious pursuit predators clearly hasn't met geese. I had one chase my dog the other day hissing with its entire chest, and if the translation on that wasn't BITCH I'M A DINOSAUR I'll eat my crustiest hat.
My grandfather had geese. They are great watch dogs and when I was 6 they would chase me and hiss and scare the living daylights out of me. They loved my grandfather and grandmother though. I've also been chased by a pair of angry swans at a young age. Clearly dinosaurs.Anybody who doubts there's a certain subset of theropods who never got the memo that they're supposed to be birds now and not ferocious pursuit predators clearly hasn't met geese. I had one chase my dog the other day hissing with its entire chest, and if the translation on that wasn't BITCH I'M A DINOSAUR I'll eat my crustiest hat.
Anyway, Alnashetri seems like a clever girl. Stories like this always make me wish for a spoof dinosaur movie Cretaceous-Tertiary Park where a major character gets nibbled to death by like a thousand chicken-size feathery Dino-birds making cute little pigeon noises. But it would have to be in the vein of Airplane or Blazing Saddles - played absolutely straight and serious, like it's a thriller. In one major sequence, a T-Rex (with magenta feathers, natch) chases everybody for 20 seconds, gets out of breath, and wanders off to scavenge on a dead thing, and then for the rest of the movie people keep reacting to it in terror while it just lumbers around slowly, placidly eating carrion. And then at the end of the movie, with no warning at all, a meteorite just annihilates Isla de los Pollos Grandes and kills everyone, including the hero and plucky small children about to board the helicopter. The mid-credits sequence is just Jake Tapper reporting on the bolide strike.
Yes, I have spent some time bullshitting about this with friends, why do you ask
Imagine how much even scarier swans and geese would be if they had teeth and talons.My grandfather had geese. They are great watch dogs and when I was 6 they would chase me and hiss and scare the living daylights out of me. They loved my grandfather and grandmother though. I've also been chased by a pair of angry swans at a young age. Clearly dinosaurs.

Wile E Coyote, holding lit TNT arrow and wearing ACME rocket skates: clever girl
That's why I called them "a certain subset of theropods"Just want to note that, due to reclassification, modern birds are dinosaurs. That's why the article calls alvarezsaurids "non-avian dinosaurs."
I had a bit of a funny moment with my friend at the Museum of Natural History: in their dinosaur exhibit they had a small family tree showing 5 lines of dinosaurs, with 4 of the 5 lines marked extinct. My friend asked, a little nervously, "why isn't that 5th line marked extinct?" Of course, that's the lineage that evolved into modern birds.
That is remarkable, possibly, but not exactly surprising.Never underestimate a goose -- not even if it appears to be a little unwell:
Fight between bald eagle and Canada goose in Burlington bay.
Eagle gave up after after 20-minute fight.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/canada-goose-bald-eagle-burlington-bay-brawl-1.7473477
Trump quieted down a bit regarding the 51st state stuff shortly after that incident.That is remarkable, possibly, but not exactly surprising.
...so about the size of a large mouse or a small rat.Thanks! So roughly 25 cm tall at the hips and about 75 cm from stem to stern.
That was centimeters, not millimeters....so about the size of a large mouse or a small rat.
(1" by 3" in Imperial)
It is about 10" tall and 30" longThat was centimeters, not millimeters.
So like a large rat…It is about 10" tall and 30" long
One that teach kung-fu to turtles.Perhaps even a ROUS* ?
* a.k.a. Rodent Of Unusual Size
I'd advise trying to make friends with the T-Rex and picking parasites off of it.https://phys.org/news/2026-02-flatfooted-lumbering-rex-tiptoes.html
11 to 25 mph for full grown, 40 y.o. Trex. Faster for juveniles. Have you tried even 7-9mph on a treadmill? NFL players barely hit 20-22mph.
May I suggest hiding a lot, making lots of consumable children, and carrying spears? Spears of various forms are the traditional method for humans to kill large animals, before bows or gunpowder.