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I don't get that one at all.
That said, if you have to point out the cat, it's probably too late for the punchline.
That said, if you have to point out the cat, it's probably too late for the punchline.
Any time you have to explain a joke to your audience, you have misread the intended audience. Unless, of course, that is part of the joke. I have seen a couple of comedians pull that off.
My interpretation is that she is just bored with his stories and is staring into space wondering if the implants maybe are attracting the wrong kind of manchild.
"I'm never going to go out with a NASA engineer again. I have no idea what he means by xenon ion thingies or whatever."
"Your party has just entered a city."
"I disguise myself to sneak past the guards."
"...Why?"
Every time.
Anyhew.
"I disguise myself to sneak past the guards."
"...Why?"
Every time.
Anyhew.
I have a strong desire to shout "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!"
Yep, just walk in. If you're recognized for whatever reason, you're an adventuring party just pay them off.
Yeah, but the paladin always objects to any attempts at bribing guards, says the lifelong ranger/rogue.
How to protect against Russian bots:
The bots would be better at that than us meat-bags.
They really need to clarify that. Someone might misunderstand and show up and cause a real problem. It would be embarrassing all around.
Is it about fighting children who have diabetes? Or is it fighting children in general while using diabetes as a weapon?
That's a really important distinction.
Is it about fighting children who have diabetes? Or is it fighting children in general while using diabetes as a weapon?
That's a really important distinction.
It might have made more of an impact if the last word was incomplete.
There are signs in my neighborhood that say: "Slow Children Ahead." I have always wondered what I am supposed to do with that information? Are these mentally slow children or physically slow children? Regardless, am I expected to chase them or something?
I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me.
One of my favorite memories from grad school was when we fount out that one of the professor's was named John Jacob $lastname$. He liked to do his weekly group meetings with his grad students at a local bar, and all the grad students showed up on his birthday and had a few pitchers and we all sang that song so loud the manager had to come and ask us to shut up. Probably super annoying for anyone else who was in there at 2pm on a Friday, but it was great fun for us.
Good for that manager to suppress your fun as it was interfering with their other customers day drinking!
That's actually a very useful sign. You do not want to walk into a neighborhood like that without knowing what you're getting into!
This is certainlay a seruies okay with letting an observver die 9f they're not folllowin the consequences of the eye of the world
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