Google unveils two new TPUs designed for the “agentic era”

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The eighth-gen TPUs don’t exactly sip power, but Google claims the chips offer twice the performance per watt compared to Ironwood

2x the performance in 1 year (FP8 EFlops/pod size) in the same power envelope. That's incredible.

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I know some people that put AI to good use (my brother loves Claude for coding) so I'm not saying it's an useless bubble but in my personal case I have yet to found a compelling use case for anything. Perhaps save some effort on Google searches.
The Google AI summaries arrive at the wrong answer faster than having to watch a 20 minute YouTube video to arrive at the same wrong answer so that's a definite win in my book!
 
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Is Eflop the same thing as an exaflop (10^18 floating point ops per second)? A 4-bit floating point add/subtract/multiply takes hardly any gates, but these are still astonishing numbers. Do we know anything about what's in these chips?

PS The details of Google's arithmetic units can be found in this patent: Low-precision floating-point datapath in a computer processor. Issued in 2023. It describes how to do all the flavors of both FP8 and FP4 in one unit, with an integer accumulator, interestingly.

 
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Always the case with technology where early adopters see incredible use cases, but it takes many years for a killer app for the general public. Just like the iPhone, give it a few years and it will truly be ubiquitous.

Simple things that will affect your day-to-day: eventually every retail store will incorporate AI ordering and customer support. This will happen within 3 years, just like how kiosks are in almost every store today.

Apple/Microsoft/Google will have personalized reminders and alerts based on AI reading of your phone and emails - Opt-out, not opt-in. Remember to get a haircut, remember to respond to that email - here's a draft.

Advanced financial advice will almost go all AI, it's far more efficient to setup AI-run portfolios to maximize tax-loss harvesting with index reconstruction. Think parametric for the masses.

"Minor" healthcare advice will get pre-screened with AI, the big insurance companies will push this through legislatively. I suspect we will get huge lobbying to get basic care pre-screened. We'll also see AI intake forms happen - no more filling out your info by hand when you visit the doctor/dentist. Think MDCalc + Telehealth.
You need AI to tell you to get a haircut...

Jesus fucking Christ
 
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You need AI to tell you to get a haircut...

Jesus fucking Christ
I am saddened (but not any kind of shocked) to see the zeitgeist OpenAI is trying to manufacture with their tv ads for 20-somethings, where everyday miracles like GPT reciting a pasta recipe prior to your date (there are free pasta recipes on the internet?? unpossible¡¡¡), or GPT telling you "Don't give up, Johnny; keep doing those push-ups!" (you can insert another "JFC" here).... is resonating and becoming a thing, despite how easily every type of day-to-day information can be looked up on one's phone or laptop with a liteteral 10 second web search. I used to make fun of these ads on this very forum, but now that I've seen this, the fun is dead.

This is normally the part where I say the current crop of 20-somethings were utterly failed by their parents, also get off my lawn, etc etc.... but instead I think I'll just continue on with today's "news journey of despair."

Misanthropic is the way.
 
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2x the performance in 1 year (FP8 EFlops/pod size) in the same power envelope. That's incredible.

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This is why I think in the long term OpenAI is probably screwed. Eventually this bubble is going to pop and then it is going to be about whoever can drive their costs the lowest, and that won't be the companies paying Nvidia billions of dollars a quarter for less specialized hardware.
 
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Lest we forget all the naysayers in this previous article from November: https://meincmagazine.com/ai/2025/11/...ble-capacity-every-6-months-to-meet-ai-demand.

Google is on track to double capacity.
Well, you win the comparing apples to geese competition.

In order to get a trend, you really do need more than two samples. Three begins to establish a statistical universe, but if you have a fourth that's off kilter, you blow it up. So, I'd say it's a bit premature to be calling anyone out about doubts regarding AI capacity.

Especially when AI has yet to make a fucking profit. This is just Google burning revenue HOPING people will pay enough for them to profit from. But in all the time AI has been around, that's NEVER happened.

Reality sucks that way - for them. personally, I'm fine with it. Yeah, it's going to tank the global economy with all the trillions of dollars thrown into the furnace turn out to be gone forever. But that future is a fuck-ton more likely to happen than AI becoming profitable the way they do it now.
 
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Always the case with technology where early adopters see incredible use cases, but it takes many years for a killer app for the general public. Just like the iPhone, give it a few years and it will truly be ubiquitous.

Simple things that will affect your day-to-day: eventually every retail store will incorporate AI ordering and customer support. This will happen within 3 years, just like how kiosks are in almost every store today.

Apple/Microsoft/Google will have personalized reminders and alerts based on AI reading of your phone and emails - Opt-out, not opt-in. Remember to get a haircut, remember to respond to that email - here's a draft.

Advanced financial advice will almost go all AI, it's far more efficient to setup AI-run portfolios to maximize tax-loss harvesting with index reconstruction. Think parametric for the masses.

"Minor" healthcare advice will get pre-screened with AI, the big insurance companies will push this through legislatively. I suspect we will get huge lobbying to get basic care pre-screened. We'll also see AI intake forms happen - no more filling out your info by hand when you visit the doctor/dentist. Think MDCalc + Telehealth.
Until some LLM provider actually backs up their product by taking responsibility for the product output instead of foisting responsibility on the user, I do not see the mass market appeal. Companies using customer facing LLMs will have to take on the liability for LLM failures. B2B works as companies will take on liability as a LLM customer. You still have the end market problem that LLM's will be commodities. Same sources of data, same methodology - they will, as now, shift around on the performance 'leaderboard', but effectively be equivalent for most uses. As commodities their margins will be poor. Apple for example spends way less than others on LLMs and simply bought access to Gemini at a tiny fraction of what Google spends ($1B vs. $185B). They could do that because they shopped around and got the best deal and Gemini was good enough. Like the internet bubble, nobody said the internet was going away. The bubble was that investment was so overhyped that many investors were burned. LLM hype is so large it will burn a lot of ordinary folks when the stock market takes the hit. LLMs will still be around though.
 
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2x the performance in 1 year (FP8 EFlops/pod size) in the same power envelope. That's incredible.

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The individual pod’s performance scaling 10x is nearly as important as the effciency gains. Model training runs into non-linear constraints scaling beyond the rack scale interconnects within a given “pod” (Nvidia and AMD use different terms.) In no small part this is due to copper’s inherent data losses over a given length, and hence the hybrid optical/copper solutions that have become in vogue.

More than Moore and Semianalysis have strong deep dives on this topic for anyone interested.
 
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Until some LLM provider actually backs up their product by taking responsibility for the product output instead of foisting responsibility on the user, I do not see the mass market appeal. Companies using customer facing LLMs will have to take on the liability for LLM failures. B2B works as companies will take on liability as a LLM customer. You still have the end market problem that LLM's will be commodities. Same sources of data, same methodology - they will, as now, shift around on the performance 'leaderboard', but effectively be equivalent for most uses. As commodities their margins will be poor. Apple for example spends way less than others on LLMs and simply bought access to Gemini at a tiny fraction of what Google spends ($1B vs. $185B). They could do that because they shopped around and got the best deal and Gemini was good enough. Like the internet bubble, nobody said the internet was going away. The bubble was that investment was so overhyped that many investors were burned. LLM hype is so large it will burn a lot of ordinary folks when the stock market takes the hit. LLMs will still be around though.
I think we're all talking about whether is does useful work, not about investment valuations. If it does useful work that's all that matters in the long run, which companies win or lose is irrelevant.

There's a huge amount of defensive people who are religiously anti-AI and a huge amount of pro people who use AI all the time - for context there's ~900 million weekly chatgpt users.

LLMs are here to stay, the open models are incredibly good. For example, I use Gemma (Google) for millions of OCR tasks daily and it is incredible at scale.
 
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yeah totally, i haven't seen even one use case where ai is useful. :rolleyes:
this broke mindset leads no where.
Right now one of the only use cases pointed out for AI use in the thread is to remind you to cut your hair.

Not exactly inspiring for the future of humankind or that there will be some explosion in jobs because of this.
 
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Right now one of the only use cases pointed out for AI use in the thread is to remind you to cut your hair.

Not exactly inspiring for the future of humankind or that there will be some explosion in jobs because of this.
I don't know why people look down upon personal and home tasks. It's the single largest mass market opportunity in the nexus of AI and robotics - beyond replacing expensive coders, where do we impact people's lives for the better. Where we free people from domestic labor and the mental labor that largely falls upon women in the US.

Juggling tasks and appointments: school, sports, doctors, dentists, grooming, playdates, shopping, cleaning, maintenance, transportation, takes up an enormous amount of time.
 
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I don't know why people look down upon personal and home tasks. It's the single largest mass market opportunity in the nexus of AI and robotics - beyond replacing expensive coders, where do we impact people's lives for the better. Where we free people from domestic labor and the mental labor that largely falls upon women in the US.

Juggling tasks and appointments: school, sports, doctors, dentists, grooming, playdates, shopping, cleaning, maintenance, transportation, takes up an enormous amount of time.
You haven't explained how the AI is a better technology for this purpose than a calendar
 
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Always the case with technology where early adopters see incredible use cases, but it takes many years for a killer app for the general public. Just like the iPhone, give it a few years and it will truly be ubiquitous.

Simple things that will affect your day-to-day: eventually every retail store will incorporate AI ordering and customer support. This will happen within 3 years, just like how kiosks are in almost every store today.

Apple/Microsoft/Google will have personalized reminders and alerts based on AI reading of your phone and emails - Opt-out, not opt-in. Remember to get a haircut, remember to respond to that email - here's a draft.

Advanced financial advice will almost go all AI, it's far more efficient to setup AI-run portfolios to maximize tax-loss harvesting with index reconstruction. Think parametric for the masses.

"Minor" healthcare advice will get pre-screened with AI, the big insurance companies will push this through legislatively. I suspect we will get huge lobbying to get basic care pre-screened. We'll also see AI intake forms happen - no more filling out your info by hand when you visit the doctor/dentist. Think MDCalc + Telehealth.
Sounds like hell.
 
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It's an example of what a high-end personal assistant does. You match up the social event calendar with the season. Many women don't cut their hair as frequently as men do. Other examples include scheduling mani/pedi, blow outs, etc. The women's grooming market is ~$70 billion per year.

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I'm glad to know you think so little of women that you think they can't even decide for themselves when they should get a haircut.

I'll say it again. Jesus fucking Christ.

E: if you felt something just now, it was my wife face palming when I told her about this.
 
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I am saddened (but not any kind of shocked) to see the zeitgeist OpenAI is trying to manufacture with their tv ads for 20-somethings, where everyday miracles like GPT reciting a pasta recipe prior to your date (there are free pasta recipes on the internet?? unpossible¡¡¡), or GPT telling you "Don't give up, Johnny; keep doing those push-ups!" (you can insert another "JFC" here).... is resonating and becoming a thing, despite how easily every type of day-to-day information can be looked up on one's phone or laptop with a liteteral 10 second web search. I used to make fun of these ads on this very forum, but now that I've seen this, the fun is dead.

This is normally the part where I say the current crop of 20-somethings were utterly failed by their parents, also get off my lawn, etc etc.... but instead I think I'll just continue on with today's "news journey of despair."

Misanthropic is the way.
You know, if LLMs could just accurately copy and paste the ingredients list from the bottom of the god damn online recipes to save me having to scroll for 5 minutes past the bullshit heartwarming backstory to the recipe and 500 pictures demonstrating how to hold a fucking whisk, it might have some value.

Of course with my experience with LLMs, it would hallucinate some god awful amalgamation of multiple recipes with no regard for scale and you'd end up with something truly inedible.
 
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I think we're all talking about whether is does useful work, not about investment valuations. If it does useful work that's all that matters in the long run, which companies win or lose is irrelevant.

There's a huge amount of defensive people who are religiously anti-AI and a huge amount of pro people who use AI all the time - for context there's ~900 million weekly chatgpt users.

LLMs are here to stay, the open models are incredibly good. For example, I use Gemma (Google) for millions of OCR tasks daily and it is incredible at scale.
Almost all of whom aren't paying for it and ChatGPT, as a company, has yet to be revenue positive--in spite of tens of billions of capex pinky-promise never mind all their past R&D spending.

When something is free people will use it. See YouTube. But businesses, particularly viable businesses, and charities are different things. Currently all LLM companies are VC-backed charities trying to win the monopoly before converting to actual businesses. They're all hoping to corner the market and win, and force everyone to then start paying enough to make the product actually financially viable. See also YouTube.

Which is just a bubble. And of course, cannot happen.Google is too big and diverse to give up, same for Microsoft, there are probably China-centric omni-corps that are similar. All the speculation is based on the premise of consolidation and monopoly-endpoint.
 
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Juggling tasks and appointments: school, sports, doctors, dentists, grooming, playdates, shopping, cleaning, maintenance, transportation, takes up an enormous amount of time.
It takes a lot of time to actually DO those things - not to plan and schedule them. If people are having a lot of issues handling the average scheduling of everyday life then we need to look back at what is being taught in school. Those people need to learn better task/schedule management a lot more than they need software to tell them what to do and when.
 
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It takes a lot of time to actually DO those things - not to plan and schedule them. If people are having a lot of issues handling the average scheduling of everyday life then we need to look back at what is being taught in school. Those people need to learn better task/schedule management a lot more than they need software to tell them what to do and when.
Scheduling work is a huge undertaking. Doing it successfully is the difference between a good and a great project manager.
 
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Scheduling work is a huge undertaking. Doing it successfully is the difference between a good and a great project manager.

When did we talk about project management?

I responded to a comment about the average everyday scheduling of personal chores. The stuff you need to be able to do to live on your own.

The discussion had nothing to do with professionals performing scheduling as a job.
 
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