Reliable internal sources have told me Google will be delegating messaging strategy to a room full of an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters due to high employee turnover. Asked about the transition Google's VP of human(oid) resources stated that "Even if we suffer 50% turnover of our infinite monkeys we will still be able to maintain a dedicated workforce of infinite monkeys. Our primary concern now is preventing the possibility of turnover of 50% of each individual monkey, which would be incredibly messy and leave us with a surplus of bananas"
