Frozen embryos are “children,” according to Alabama’s Supreme Court

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My company offered to relocate me and my wife from the UK to America back in Obama's first term. Ultimately it fell through at the very last minute (so last minute, my wife had already left her own job... eeek!) and I still look back on that as a real "sliding doors" moment for us.

I know that this could probably come across as piling on and I would imagine from the consistently excellent comments sections that most of the American readers of this site probably share my perspectives on a lot of stuff but, man, watching America's trajectory over the last 15 years or so as an interested observer who is thinking "I could have been raising my family there..." has been pretty wild.

I'm not sure if I just wasn't paying attention before, but it really seems like the country took a turn!

P.S. For fairness I should note that my own country has also been doing its level best to undershoot my aspirations for it since at least June 23rd, 2016 (the Brexit vote)
 
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I thought having the Ayatollahs in charge was an Iranian thing?

There was some news site (Slate, maybe?) that used to run an occasional feature called "If it happened over there", where they would write up a domestic news story using the sort of language that is typically reserved for foreign correspondence. It was reliably hilarious, but the story that mentioned "radical cleric Mike Huckabee" was an absolute chef's kiss.
 
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IncorrigibleTroll

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You say that as if there isn't a difference between the Taliban and these Christian zealots (aside from the religion in question, of course).

We really need to stop making this comparison. The last thing we need is for all of these ridiculous theocrats to realize that they're basically all on the same page.
 
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Is this a robin?
 
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thekaj

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This feels like a pretty easy thing to understand.

Frozen embryos declared "children" and IVF could be shut down as a result.
Why?!?
Alabama.
<nods head in understanding>

I really would like to hear from the people who sued. Yeah, they definitely do deserve some sort of compensation for their loss, as that process isn't cheap. But using THIS argument, which is now highly likely to shut down that method of conception in your state? THIS is the resolution you were hoping for? Congrats on ruining it for EVERYONE ELSE in your state.
 
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IncorrigibleTroll

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So if they are children, can you keep them frozen? Because they would eventually perish if you don't implant them.
So does that mean you have to find a place to implant them?

More importantly, does this mean one can legally freeze Legacy Children? (Children 1.0? Children, Original Recipe? You know, actual kids, not blastocysts or embryos.)
 
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Freedom of Religion.

No its 100% the failure of separation of Church and State. There is absolutely zero reason why this decision should have had any religious overtones or comments in it whatsoever. It should have been made only under known scientific data regarding the status of those clumps of cells.
 
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In a concurring opinion, Chief Justice Tom Parker cited his religious beliefs and quoted the Bible to support the stance.
Isn't there supposed to be a freedom of religion and, therefore, a freedom from religion in the US, protected by the US Constitution?

Who is this judge who imposes his religious views on others? What would the Supreme Court of the US say about that (I believe that, sadly, I know the anwser to that question)?

PS: also, doesn't the US Constitution, like the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, only protect persons who are actually born?
 
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This feels like a pretty easy thing to understand.

Frozen embryos declared "children" and IVF could be shut down as a result.
Why?!?
Alabama.
<nods head in understanding>

I really would like to hear from the people who sued. Yeah, they definitely do deserve some sort of compensation for their loss, as that process isn't cheap. But using THIS argument, which is now highly likely to shut down that method of conception in your state? THIS is the resolution you were hoping for? Congrats on ruining it for EVERYONE ELSE in your state.
To be fair it was certainly the lawyers that came up with that argument.
 
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There was some news site (Slate, maybe?) that used to run an occasional feature called "If it happened over there", where they would write up a domestic news story using the sort of language that is typically reserved for foreign correspondence. It was reliably hilarious, but the story that mentioned "radical cleric Mike Huckabee" was an absolute chef's kiss.

Not really related to this article's topic, but I love this style of reporting and think we should all be reading such versions regularly as a reality check against our own biases. My (least?) favorite version of this was on the topic of the George Floyd protests.
 
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Wow! I could have understood it if someone had used this as the basis for an argument that there’s a difference between, e.g. a mother deciding to abort her own embryo vs. another party destroying or failing to protect someone’s embryo that was intended for implantation.

However, instead the judge went for the theocratic option. 🤦‍♂️
 
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They can’t close because you can’t dump children on the street. No matter how poor you are.
And the person who switches off the freezer will probably be sued for mass murder. I’m not confident they’ll find a volunteer for that role.
Potentially they could drop them off at a fire station or something similar to fall under the safe haven laws?
 
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No its 100% the failure of separation of Church and State. There is absolutely zero reason why this decision should have had any religious overtones or comments in it whatsoever. It should have been made only under known scientific data regarding the status of those clumps of cells.
Nah. I'm through not calling reprehensible things reprehensible just because someone believes in an Adult Invisible Friend.
 
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This is why we throw up our hands in frustration when forced-birth advocates say it's about "protecting children".

Except worse. Banning IVF (and this really is, undeniably, what this court decision means) means that the forced-birth advocates can't even force women to give birth.

Of course they can. Give birth to every possible viable embro that passes through you or is created via any means or you're a murderer. /s
 
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The snippets of the decision that I've seen quoted are so blatantly theocratic that I'll be skeptical to see this survive challenge in front of any judge who isn't a religious fanatic. Even for Alabama it seemed pretty out there.
Can a judge be disbarred (disrobed?) for being so nakedly unconstitutional?
 
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To be fair it was certainly the lawyers that came up with that argument.
Yeah, but the plaintiffs needed to sign off on that strategy. And they certainly would have heard the defense argue that this could shut down IVF in the state if they won. They also needed to be on board with an appeal once the original court rejected their argument.

Those people were 100% complicit in this ruling.
 
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Considering the state of Alabama used the death penalty and executed someone earlier this year, does this mean the judge who sentenced him will suffer? /s
It's assumed by these folks that if the state of Alabama tries someone and they are convicted, then it's not a "wrongful" death - note that his quote explicitly hangs on a distinction that not all deaths are wrongful.
 
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