Epstein client list, does it exist or not?

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I feel like we're missing some critical /s .

Meanwhile, reddit is abuzz with the possible existence of photos of Trump performing oral sex on someone. But probably not Bill Clinton. For his part, Trump continues to maintain that the Epstein files are a Democratic hoax.

I give this timeline zero stars, not only do I not recommend it, it should be actively avoided at all costs.
 

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I feel like we're missing some critical /s .

Meanwhile, reddit is abuzz with the possible existence of photos of Trump performing oral sex on someone. But probably not Bill Clinton. For his part, Trump continues to maintain that the Epstein files are a Democratic hoax.

I give this timeline zero stars, not only do I not recommend it, it should be actively avoided at all costs.

I'm still waiting for that pee tape we were promised during the first act.
 
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I feel like we're missing some critical /s .

Meanwhile, reddit is abuzz with the possible existence of photos of Trump performing oral sex on someone. But probably not Bill Clinton. For his part, Trump continues to maintain that the Epstein files are a Democratic hoax.

I give this timeline zero stars, not only do I not recommend it, it should be actively avoided at all costs.

Not gonna lie, a literal photo of Trump blowing Bill Clinton and watching the attempts to rationalize it might make all of this worth it. Almost, not quite but almost.
 

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I'm still waiting for that pee tape we were promised during the first act.
God, that feels tame these days.... I mean, it isn't like Trump is the sort of caring lover who cares about his partner's... Well anything really, neither enjoyment, nor consent, nor anything else really. So, not only would it be pedophilia, but also non-statutory rape.
 

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Honestly, at least we can be confident that Bill Clinton knows what he wants.
I'm tempted to bring crazy uncle energy to any holiday family events over the coming weeks and just constantly imply that Trump performed oral sex on Bill Clinton. Gotta come up with comments for the turkey cutting, present giving, etc.
 

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At this point I assume the emails that have come out are the worst that was turned over to Congress otherwise wtf is wrong with the Dems leaking some shit but sitting on worse shit. My understanding is that the DOJ likely has a lot of shit that was not turned over, hence this bill. Might be a lot easier to keep the lid on stuff that only DOJ people have seen.
A stream of leaks keeps it in the media and makes it harder for Trump to use things like murder and war crimes to push it out of the headlines.
 
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I'm not familiar with the exact legalities involved, but supposedly, by instigating an investigation into any Democratic party members named in the Epstein files, this creates an active investigation that could prevent the files from being released.

It seems to not be an absolute, but the man sure is doing anything and everything he can to stop the release of the files, which he campaigned on. I wonder why that is.
 

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I feel like we're missing some critical /s .

Meanwhile, reddit is abuzz with the possible existence of photos of Trump performing oral sex on someone. But probably not Bill Clinton. For his part, Trump continues to maintain that the Epstein files are a Democratic hoax.

I give this timeline zero stars, not only do I not recommend it, it should be actively avoided at all costs.
Best Reddit response I have probably ever seen: "Bill Clinton needs to take one for the team and just publicly confirm that this incident happened."

I suspect nothing is going to happen. MAGA will continue to shift the goal posts and ignore, accept, or justify anything. It's just one more step. And when Trump is gone they will happily revert back to whatever viewpoint they want without a hint of self realization and cognitive dissonance. My one hope is that the special prosecutor ends up being a massive self own and actually finds and prosecutes things...but I doubt it. Just like the Panama Papers this will confirm what most suspected and then be forgotten over time...
 

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Best Reddit response I have probably ever seen: "Bill Clinton needs to take one for the team and just publicly confirm that this incident happened."

I suspect nothing is going to happen. MAGA will continue to shift the goal posts and ignore, accept, or justify anything. It's just one more step. And when Trump is gone they will happily revert back to whatever viewpoint they want without a hint of self realization and cognitive dissonance. My one hope is that the special prosecutor ends up being a massive self own and actually finds and prosecutes things...but I doubt it. Just like the Panama Papers this will confirm what most suspected and then be forgotten over time...

Or he comes out and says "I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Trump". It probably would have the same effect.
 
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Why would Trump blow Clinton? And how would that happen? Like what would have to be the lead up to where Trump makes the choice to put Clinton’s dick in his mouth.

None of it makes sense.

So Trump assaults married women, grabs them by the pussy, etc, etc. He also likes his girls young. In addition Donald Trump is also sexually fluid enough to give Bill Clinton a blowjob?

It’s the craziest stuff.

Oh wait and the suggestion is out there Trump likes to be peed on.

On their own it’s varying degrees of creepy to sexual deviancy you might see at clubs where theres an element of extreme risk taking and drug choices.


And then there’s Bill Clinton. So he has a young female intern blow him. And then at some point before or after, Donald Trump performed oral sex on Bill Clinton. Talk about a spectrum.


One of the funnier mental gymnastics I read by a MAGA desperately trying to cover for Donald Trump blowing Clinton is that Donald Trump was a D back then. Becoming a Republican meant Trump was no more responsible for possibly performing oral sex on Clinton.
 
I'm not familiar with the exact legalities involved, but supposedly, by instigating an investigation into any Democratic party members named in the Epstein files, this creates an active investigation that could prevent the files from being released.

It seems to not be an absolute, but the man sure is doing anything and everything he can to stop the release of the files, which he campaigned on. I wonder why that is.
Since Trump isn't named in the investigation, hopefully there's a way to at least get files related to him out. Maybe through targeted FOIA requests with the help of people who have read them.
 
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And the full files haven’t even been released
 

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And the full files haven’t even been released

Why does it have to look like sperm? I’ve never seen information represented this way. Intentional? Is this a template in Excel?

Also if there was an intention to have more email threads referencing Trump then the data will heavily lean that way.

I don’t want to make assumptions on the full files especially since the DOJ has been instructed to redact all anything mentioning Trump.

In addition to that: it won’t make a difference till the MAGA cult acknowledges these crimes. At the moment Trump isn’t a criminal because of shady moral justifications x, y, and z by half the country.
 
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I think a pee tape is the least of trump's problems at the moment
Pretty sure the point was that we've been in this position before: "AHA! Rumors of embarrassing non-alpha sex stuff! The evidence will come out at any moment and ruin Trump's support among Republicans! Any second now..."
 

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Why would Trump blow Clinton? And how would that happen? Like what would have to be the lead up to where Trump makes the choice to put Clinton’s dick in his mouth.

None of it makes sense.

So Trump assaults married women, grabs them by the pussy, etc, etc. He also likes his girls young. In addition Donald Trump is also sexually fluid enough to give Bill Clinton a blowjob?

It’s the craziest stuff.

Oh wait and the suggestion is out there Trump likes to be peed on.

On their own it’s varying degrees of creepy to sexual deviancy you might see at clubs where theres an element of extreme risk taking and drug choices.


And then there’s Bill Clinton. So he has a young female intern blow him. And then at some point before or after, Donald Trump performed oral sex on Bill Clinton. Talk about a spectrum.


One of the funnier mental gymnastics I read by a MAGA desperately trying to cover for Donald Trump blowing Clinton is that Donald Trump was a D back then. Becoming a Republican meant Trump was no more responsible for possibly performing oral sex on Clinton.
The Clinton thing may be a reference to this joke about what happens when Trump gets to hell.

The pee thing probably comes from the Steele dossier. The claim there was about prostitutes peeing on a bed that Obama had slept in while Trump watched. They didn't pee on him, and he presumably slept somewhere else.
 

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The reality is, regardless of the hoops we want to jump through, trump is a pervert....at a very low bar minimum. More likely, he has engaged in very very very dubious behavior that even his taint tickling base would have a hard time approving of - under aged girls something or other, boys, weird kinky stuff, blowing Bill Clinton, something or other Bubba.

Feel free to check my emails for stuff about all those things, I am innocent of that stuff. But trump most certainly isn't acting like he is.
 
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to be completely honest, this moment is like at the end of the 2016 GOP primaries when Marco Rubio realized that the key to countering Trump was not policy or expertise or you know, serious governance stuff.

It was about flooding the zone with personal attacks. Flood the zone with shit, as bannon said once.

We have to fight dirty because otherwise we get Trump behavior which is criminal and immoral and unethical. At stake is quite literally the country.
 

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Also if there was an intention to have more email threads referencing Trump then the data will heavily lean that way.
99% of the post-2015 messages that mention Trump is just Epstein and others going "fuck that guy" in one way or another.

The reality is, regardless of the hoops we want to jump through, trump is a pervert....at a very low bar minimum. More likely, he has engaged in very very very dubious behavior that even his taint tickling base would have a hard time approving of - under aged girls something or other, boys, weird kinky stuff, blowing Bill Clinton, something or other Bubba.
This is all very Pizzagate.
 
Why does it have to look like sperm? I’ve never seen information represented this way. Intentional? Is this a template in Excel?
The x-axis is the year, so the thickness in the y-axis represents the number of emails that year.

For some reason, this style of visualization where the data appears to be sort of “floating” in space (rather than growing out of the x-axis) seems to be popular with the NYT. I think it is an attempt to make plots more graphical, less dry.

In this case the shape is obviously a bit unfortunate. Although, I wonder if they were more thinking “fingerprint.”
 

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This is all very Pizzagate.
Pizzagate required readers to completely change the words of email, with the assumption that the emails were in code, and the assumption the reader knows decrypted code words. "She asked if he wants pizza, but "pizza" is actually code for "child porn" so she is actually asking about child porn!"
None of that is required for this case. "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba" requires no changing of words and less convoluted assumptions to understand its meaning.
It could still not be true, but there are less leaps of assumptions needed.
 

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Pizzagate required readers to completely change the words of email, with the assumption that the emails were in code, and the assumption the reader knows decrypted code words.
I'm talking specifically about the tendency for some people to construct increasingly lurid fantasies based on very little at all.
 

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I'm talking specifically about the tendency for some people to construct increasingly lurid fantasies based on very little at all.
But Trump + Epstein isn't based on "very little at all." There's really a lot there. We need not take some anonymous third party's word for whether Trump was involved. Frankly it fits the pattern of Trump's behavior in other situations where there were young women & girls to be ogled and women to be sexually abused.
 

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I'm talking specifically about the tendency for some people to construct increasingly lurid fantasies based on very little at all.
To be clear, I don't think trump blew Bill Clinton but I have no problem believing trump, already a convicted sexual assaulter/digital rapist grab em by the pussy fame guy, has done inappropriate things with girls. That isn't a reach in the least.