"I should add: getting a COVID booster will also not implant any sort of microchip, cause chemtrails to appear in the sky, or make the frogs gay. I can't believe I have to say this but here we are."
Who cares about gay frogs?
About the microchips: In the UK, practically every dog and most cats have a microchip implanted, which is a small operation and not cheap. This chip can only be read by a vet having a reader, and only from a few inches distance. If you could inject a dog with a 5G chip using a vaccination needle, and detect its location instantly everywhere in the UK, that would be in my estimate a 500 million UK£ business. Since my vet doesn't offer this, it's nonsense.