COVID shots protect kids from long COVID—and don’t cause sudden death

Researchers recommend kids stay up to date on the COVID vaccines.

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[AusPeter]

Have you been checked for brain worms yet this year?

GOP: Every sperm is sacred. Once it's born, who cares? Deny care, deny vaccines, deny life.

This why I just love things like this:

Contraception Begins at Erection Act

Contraception Begins at Erection Act is a 2025 Mississippi bill proposed by Mississippi State Senator Bradford Blackmon that would make it unlawful for a person to "discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo."[1][2][3] The proposed bill would impose a $1,000 fine for first-time offenders, $5,000 fine for a second offense, and $10,000 fine for further offenses.[4]

Unfortunately the bill died

 

[AusPeter]

I bet you actually think this is clever, don't you. I can't imagine the level brain sludge needed to think something like this is clever.

It's at the level of teenage wanna be edge lord

 

[AusPeter]

Oh, you can still wank, but you're prohibited from getting an erection. In order to ensure a loose noodle, you'll need a picture book featuring Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene together in intimate acts.

Rule 34???

 

[AusPeter]

Possibly Onan Genesis 38

9... he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
10 And the thing which he did displeased the Lord: wherefore he slew him also.

Tamar must had all the sex appeal of MTG.

The Mississippi bill is a bit deficient in requiring the intent to fertilize an embryo. My embryology is a bit rusty but I think embryo at a minimum is a fertilized ovum and an ovum once fertilized actively prevents the entry of a second spermatozoan.

Even assuming ovum for embryo, these Einsteins of legislative drafting neglected to specify "human" although in those parts that restrictions might have prevented the previously legitimate procreative activities between its citizens.

Ummm. That Mississippi bill was not meant to be taken seriously. It as meant to show up the stupidity of various bills coming from the right.