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CDC contradicts RFK Jr. by still recommending COVID vaccine for kids
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Funnily enough, not really! You will find that they borrow English terms now, from Shitshow to Shitstorm. Haven't encountered anybody using Clusterfuck yet, though.
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What can you even comment, anymore? At this point, they're just metaphorically opening your mouths with a jack to vomit rotting shit in it 24/7. Going against recommendations, common sense, protocol in a setting that can be a matter of life or death isn't enough. They HAVE to throw in the "peak-incompetence-du-jour" with fake AI generated study citations, just to be sure that they actually hit ABSOLUTE rock bottom.
I can not for the life of it understand how nothing truly awful has happened yet, in a reaction to the constant barrage of insanity that the USA is facing. Something's gotta break in someone, at some point...
I can not for the life of it understand how nothing truly awful has happened yet, in a reaction to the constant barrage of insanity that the USA is facing. Something's gotta break in someone, at some point...
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Good ‘ol Pat Bagley
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In other words, the AI used was NotebookLM, and the input was nothing but Bobby Brainworm digitized babbling.
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hmm what about the Poles or the Danes? someone has to have the loose vernacular to fit...Funnily enough, not really! You will find that they borrow English terms now, from Shitshow to Shitstorm. Haven't encountered anybody using Clusterfuck yet, though.
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"ChatGPT, generate me a report scientifically explaining why seed oils cause autism. Accept as a fact that meat is manly and vegetables are gay. Also, whatever you output will be made actual law, so do good, ok? No woke stuff."
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Disappointingly, according to Google translate,a the German equivalent for clusterfuck is clusterfick. However, German displays it's true power when I input "self induced clusterfuck". The output is "selbstverschuldetes Chaos". Now that's a powerful mouthful of consonants with minimal vowel usage.
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Sure, the listed studies were found to be false by non-administration researchers, so now we have to work really hard to search for other phony studies that we can format to look like they are real.
These morons are actually both massively stupid and incompetent at every level imaginable.
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He performs ALL of his vaccination studies on balloon animals, and they keep "dying" so he has to conclude that vaccinations are like, really, really unsafe, man. The brain worm tells him that.
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But they can fix that problem with their next "edit", where all the researchers are also fictitious.
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But he can't do that, there would be nothing left. In fact, if the dead brain worm were removed from RFK Jr. he would instantly fall to the floor, like a rag doll.
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Thoigh it's telling that there isn't a single real human being that supports RFK's antivax agenda.
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But your Wi-Fi connection will be fantastic, and you will never lose your car keys or silverware!
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Not quite true, although I cannot really vouch for the "real human" part. Perhaps you really meant competent doctor, or medical researcher, etc.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJVeJhClEtQ
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRuS07fn60w
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7FM6udO-ds
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReDzaHoNwi0
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Isn't it so very cute how the profoundly scientifically illiterates attempt to lecture on what they think science is. Creationist or not, it is still moronic excrement all the way down.
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As I posted up thread, selbstverschuldetes Chaos, in English, self induced clusterfuck, is the phrase of the hour.
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then its a case for pointing out they have no
or rather that their source is "trust me bro"
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Jesus, you know jack shit about how reporting works.
These things have cycles, with the flu compounding the issue. When "flu season" hits, you get more deaths. Almost all of them (90%) among the UNVACCINATED.
If you bestir yourself to look at the actual death rates between vaccinated and unvaccinated people. Of those 350 COVID deaths in a WEEK (which is far less than the 2500 per DAY during the peak of the pandemic), about 315 of them were NOT vaccinated.
Moreover, fewer people are getting vaccinated, staying up with their vaccinations and of course, some avoid them altogether. So that 10% is shrinking because more people are foregoing vaccinations - mostly because of fucking assfucks like Kennedy, and their own stupidity.
The Biden administration never said COVID wasn't an issue. In fact, it went out of its way to let people know that it went ENDEMIC, meaning it's with us FOREVER. Trump played a huge role in that happening, too, by eliminating the CDC department that dealt with that kind of thing in 2017.
So pay out of pocket, but don't go blaming Biden for this shit. This is ALL on Trump, and the Fascist fuckers gloating over the chaos they're inflicting on our country at the behest of mobster qintillionaires who just want more and more and more for themselves.
I swear, if we took out about 100,000 specific people at the same time, the earth would be on the right path again.
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You are not wrong, but it is a rather clinical phrase, something that you might find unironically in an academic paper. I think I might go with something like selbst eingebrockte scheiss-suppe (although my German slang is decades out of date).
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It's a load-bearing dead brain worm? Just don't ask "a load of what" it's supporting.
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Yes, who could have imagined such confusion coming from a junky who swims in sewage 
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GOP literally planted Brainworm Bobby as a ratfuck, then realized the ratfuck was blowing up in their faces since he was mostly pulling from Trump, so they had to buy off their own plant to get him to drop out and endorse Trump.
This shit has tentacles too. The Los Angeles for RFK people went all in on the "how DARE you accuse us of being Republicans!" crypto Republican incumbents in my local city council race for instance. Superficially dress it up as a nonpartisan "Mobilizing Civic Engagement" nonprofit thing but it was literally all the same people as the local RFK campaign staff and their fundraising link is hosted on Anedot (another Winred basically, but also tied up with No Labels).
[edit] "Crypto" as in hidden, although one of their aligned councilmembers who was not up for reelection is a crypto Republican in both senses of "crypto", and was photographed with Mr. Brainworm at events explicitly labeled as RFK campaign events not just their fake-nopartisan events.
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Good. Always thought Kermit and Frogger should be an item, and really need to keep track of Frogger so he doesn't go splat so easily.
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Please keep the violent fantasies to yourself
Dingbat!
A dingbat was apparently once a printers ornament. RFK's head on a spike would an ornament for any right minded person's garden.
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The jaw grinder selbstverschuldetes apparently means self inflicted - "self inflicted chaos" doesn't quite have the force of an image of a roomful of MAGA homophobes forced at gunpoint and with cattle products into said cluster fuck.
Curiously the word selbstverschuldetes isn't very common in modern German but during 1914-18 its use dropped rapidly then rebounded well above its initial frequency before dropping back. (Almost one cycle of a perfect sinusoid.)
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