A humanoid robot took the fastest half-marathon record away from human athletes.
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A humanoid robot took the fastest half-marathon record away from human athletes.
This should not be a particularly warm take, but....
No. No it did not. A humanoid robot is doing something categorically different than a human athlete. The two do not compete. The two cannot compete. The only thing that robot is doing that's even faintly related to running a marathon is bipedal locomotion, and only in that way is it any different than a remote control car driving 13.1 miles - a task that is trivial for almost any self-propelled machine with a battery or energy source capable of powering it for whatever amount of time it takes to traverse that distance. Let's not trivialize human accomplishments.
thats.. the entire point though?The only thing that robot is doing that's even faintly related to running a marathon is bipedal locomotion
That is literally the point though?? Like, yes, that is indeed the difference between a marathon and a nascar race.and only in that way is it any different than a remote control car driving
A humanoid robot capable of running without a harness did not even exist 10 years ago.a task that is trivial for almost any self-propelled machine with a battery or energy source capable of powering it for whatever amount of time it takes to traverse that distance.
John Henry nods in agreement.This should not be a particularly warm take, but....
No. No it did not. A humanoid robot is doing something categorically different than a human athlete. The two do not compete. The two cannot compete. The only thing that robot is doing that's even faintly related to running a marathon is bipedal locomotion, and only in that way is it any different than a remote control car driving 13.1 miles - a task that is trivial for almost any self-propelled machine with a battery or energy source capable of powering it for whatever amount of time it takes to traverse that distance. Let's not trivialize human accomplishments.
I read somewhere that some were remote controlled and some were “autonomous”. Trying to find the source again for you…Are all of these robots completely self contained? Or is there a wireless connection to processing somewhere?
You took the words out of my mouth. Ultimately what we have is a machine that can cover some physical distance faster than humans can. Cars, trains, and planes have been doing that for a long time now. The only interesting thing about this machine is the fact that the specific mechanism it used to cover the distance does resemble humanoid running. But I can't imagine that it's very good at "running" in any context other than a carefully curated environment. Did it encounter any rough terrain, or was the road surface flat and smooth the whole way? Were there any significant hills? Did it have to make any "decisions" along the way, or was the route pre-programmed into the robot? Also, the article noted it ran along a parallel track, presumably to keep it separate from the human runners for safety concerns. Would it be able to navigate a crowded field of runners, or would it crash into people?This should not be a particularly warm take, but....
No. No it did not. A humanoid robot is doing something categorically different than a human athlete. The two do not compete. The two cannot compete. The only thing that robot is doing that's even faintly related to running a marathon is bipedal locomotion, and only in that way is it any different than a remote control car driving 13.1 miles - a task that is trivial for almost any self-propelled machine with a battery or energy source capable of powering it for whatever amount of time it takes to traverse that distance. Let's not trivialize human accomplishments.
The fastest robot from Chinese smartphone-maker Honor notched a winning time of 50 minutes and 26 seconds while autonomously navigating the 13-mile (21-kilometer) route, according to the Global Times.
Isn't Honor a de facto extension of Huawei? My recollection is that the former was separated from the latter in order to avoid US sanctions, but that there's still a lot of technical cross-pollination between the two.Meanwhile, as a sign of how fast things are moving in China’s tech industry, Honor only began expanding into robotics starting in 2025, according to the South China Morning Post. That made its half-marathon victory over more established Chinese robotics companies such as Unitree especially notable, standing out even within China’s fast-growing robotics industry with its substantial government backing.
Investors hang out on X where Tesla is frequently touted as being the leader, and in some cases only viable competitor, in all of those areas.This is what baffles me about Tesla's valuation/stock price:
They do not have the most advanced humanoid robot.
They do not have the most advanced driverless taxi service.
Yet they are valued as if they are the only company in this space. They don't even have the first mover advantage. The only "advantage" they have is a toxic chief salesman.
Who gets to decide where the goalposts are and what they mean?Judging by the posts in here, robots have a long way to go before they'll beat us at goal post moving.
Kinda hard to imagine what a humanoid robot can do better than a drone can do in war.What they are doing here is frightening. You just know that the military are salivating over progress like this.
I'm not going to feature this comment, but know that I want to.Judging by the posts in here, robots have a long way to go before they'll beat us at goal post moving.
Well, this made my day.Judging by the posts in here, robots have a long way to go before they'll beat us at goal post moving.
Optimus is one supercharger port in the butt away from trying this stunt. Would be quite an endurance challenge for the teleoperator.Elon Musk:
Our goal is a robot run of full autonomy all the way from LA to New York without the need for a single rest. We’ll probably be able to do a coast-to-coast robot run in three months, six months at the outside.
True in part.You took the words out of my mouth. Ultimately what we have is a machine that can cover some physical distance faster than humans can. Cars, trains, and planes have been doing that for a long time now. The only interesting thing about this machine is the fact that the specific mechanism it used to cover the distance does resemble humanoid running. But I can't imagine that it's very good at "running" in any context other than a carefully curated environment. Did it encounter any rough terrain, or was the road surface flat and smooth the whole way? Were there any significant hills? Did it have to make any "decisions" along the way, or was the route pre-programmed into the robot? Also, the article noted it ran along a parallel track, presumably to keep it separate from the human runners for safety concerns. Would it be able to navigate a crowded field of runners, or would it crash into people?
To me this is just like all the other humanoid robot applications I've seen - something that's expensive, brittle, and situational, which is extremely adapted to a specific task that humans are already well-suited to perform. While still an impressive feat of engineering, I struggle to imagine a world where these robots are actually useful for very much.
Sage wisdom from the woods:Be sure to tell the bipedal killer robots that they can't compete with you in a running contest when they're chasing you down.
This comes from the fact that "economic science" is based on human feelings and as such, is not a science at all, but a wish machine.....This is what baffles me about Tesla's valuation/stock price:
They do not have the most advanced humanoid robot.
They do not have the most advanced driverless taxi service.
Yet they are valued as if they are the only company in this space. They don't even have the first mover advantage. The only "advantage" they have is a toxic chief salesman.
Pithy, but not even wrong. Nobody in these comments was involved in setting the original "goal posts".Judging by the posts in here, robots have a long way to go before they'll beat us at goal post moving.
Those are accomplishments in robotics, not athletics.thats.. the entire point though?
That is literally the point though?? Like, yes, that is indeed the difference between a marathon and a nascar race.
A humanoid robot capable of running without a harness did not even exist 10 years ago.
Always appreciate when writers are responsive to editorial feedback.Jeremy Hsu
Thanks for weighing in, this is a very fair point. I've updated the story dek
I'm quite sure that none of the 12000 human runners felt their achievement was in any way trivialized by the robot. Nor by Jacob Kiplimo's 57:20 time.This should not be a particularly warm take, but....
No. No it did not. A humanoid robot is doing something categorically different than a human athlete. The two do not compete. The two cannot compete. The only thing that robot is doing that's even faintly related to running a marathon is bipedal locomotion, and only in that way is it any different than a remote control car driving 13.1 miles - a task that is trivial for almost any self-propelled machine with a battery or energy source capable of powering it for whatever amount of time it takes to traverse that distance. Let's not trivialize human accomplishments.