That inevitably on the day you finally get access again to the VMWare farm, that it's the day where two of the legacy ESXi servers won't respond to login attempts or anything other than pings.
So the only fix is to shut them off and restart and hope for the best.
If only I had been given access a year ago, so the legacy units could have been migrated over the summer or last spring or anytime earlier than "OMGWTFBBQ DO IT NOW!".
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Now, if I can just get access to the Cisco Call Manager, then I can take care of that beast while the primary person is gone on vacation (and is not really proficient in dealing with anything other than menus or assigning phone numbers at this point as his skill set is circa 2000 and never updated beyond desktop support).
Although I finally managed to shed a few of my responsibilities (each of which is a separate IT career path), they've started to accumulate on me again while people are on vacation as well as in general shirking their duties.
The primary VM dude is winding up doing assistant manager work (including sticky HR stuff), so I've had to pick up his work.
I'll be digging into our Celerra, Data Domain and Commvault gear later this week. Most of that actually is me. The wireless network issues aren't me, but the primary is on vacation and lacks the skillset. And we still have no official network dude, so it's still up to me to deal with our network when the contractor screws things up.
-randomly swapped fiber pairs to reverse polarity and result in no link (and tries to charge us for the troubleshooting as being off contract)
-randomly unplugs power cables to switch stacks (claims it wasn't them)
-leaves stacking cables on Cisco 3750 PoE unstacked switches, resulting in weird phantom stacked configs in multiple locations
-never puts in proper primary LDAP server or DNS server settings in anything they setup
-confirms wireless network as "working" by validating that their devices which have been entered into the mac filter, are joining and getting on the internet (hello wankers, how about testing the authentication?????)
-For that matter, how about telling us which of you wankers no longer works for your company, so we can remove their access?
-That the same jackasses will ask justification for handing over the RSA token use for VPN access, when it BELONGS TO MY COMPANY, NOT theirs.
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And then I think I finally figured out why some of our thin clients are "falling off" the domain. We have no NTP settings set via GPO across our domain and some of the thin clients apparently are losing time over the days, such that a week later and blammo.
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That when one of the junior sys admins is told in private (as a favor) that people have been saying they can't find him/he disappears every day (including calling his cell phone, home, etc) right after start of shift until end of his shift, that it looks like the reason for it is that he's got a girlfriend besides being married with two kids. Either that or he's a stoner or he's sleeping somewhere. Well, at least that jackass knows how to use imaging software. His partner in crime thinks "imaging" a system means doing a manual fresh install of windows, including drivers/etc by hand. Across a lab. That repeated attempts to get them to use this new fangled thing called "Google" to "search" for things is beyond either of them.
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That a certain very large SOHO computing products company, makes crap for enterprise gear. I knew this already actually, but it was confirmed by them demanding we ship the in production use KVM for repair work. After a few weeks, we'd get the repaired unit back. And today, the trackpad stopped working in it. Well, at least the video actually works normally

Previously, the monitor did not properly respond to DDC queries, so the resolution could never be set in Solaris on a Sun (Intel CPU) server.
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That a certain large MFD/copier vendor only posts old versions of their products' firmwares to their website and FTP space. The firmwares that actually fix problems go in their private FTP space and never are provided to customers, unless the other option is breach of contract.
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That inevitably, when asked with doing data recovery, you find out that part of the critical data to be recovered is porn, some of which appears to feature the wife of the requester with another dude. And the requester is a church deacon. I'll be pretending I didn't randomly check files to prove actual recovery took place, since I was told that filenames and folder structure didn't matter.
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That the response of the LE is that a stolen laptop must just have been misplaced, since the computrace didn't work as expected. That presumes the laptop wasn't disassembled and sold on the internet and that the BIOS was not reset to disable the computrace agent. Yes, modern systems make it harder, but it's still doable.
List of gear stolen over the last 3 weeks? 2 laptops, 1 project, 2 turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree. (the last two aren't really stolen, but may be "misplaced")
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That being able to find a 720p version of your wife's favorite Korean soap opera, makes you a bigger hero than getting a promotion or fixing just about anything in the house or being on the verge of getting your master's degree. I'm not that disturbed by this, as I'm a recovering soap opera addict myself (clean for a decade).