Soft-serve machines get a not-quite-parfait exemption to DMCA circumvention rule.
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US Copyright Office “frees the McFlurry,” allowing repair of ice cream machines
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And FTC investigation found no evidence to substantiate manufactures' "safety" or "security" claims.
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Wait are these ice cream machines actually are hooked up to the internet and have Trusted Platform Modules?!?! Just give me the days when they made a chocolate malt or shake in a blender. :/
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That is some bullshit, but seems that bypass cables are less than $20.
Does require some mucking about behind the dash, at least in many vehicles, but I think most people mucking about with OBDII readers would be willing to do that anyway.
Still, I suppose that's another argument against FCA vehicles. There are better ways to avoid remote hacking of vehicles...like not including cellular modems on the CAN.
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But then people would remember they can do it themselves, at home.
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'TPM' means 'Trusted Platform Module' to me as well.
But in copyright discussions it means Technological Protection Measures. This was defined in the story, although I also missed it in my first read-through:
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Oh wait that was you? This wasn't you pointing to someone and laughing? You did this yourself? You're ridiculous. Do you actually think this matters? No one anywhere is checking "Business reviews" like this for a site like this, and your complaint sounds like a petulant whiny child, the sort of thing people will look at, laugh at, and move on from. Do you realize how bad this makes YOU look?
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Not to mention, longtime readers know that Ars HQ is on the moon, safe from negative Google Maps reviews.
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How many comments are they going to expend while they "just walk away"? Get your bets down now.
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The person people are arguing with asked for their account to be deleted, given the newness of it and the worthlessness of the posts I've just nuked them with our spam tool rather than leave anything behind. Just FYI for why it's all vanished now.
I'm saving this for the hilarity though, imagine ... leaving a review of Condé Nast on Google Maps because you got mad you were downvoted in some internet comments.
Nice job Paul.
I'm saving this for the hilarity though, imagine ... leaving a review of Condé Nast on Google Maps because you got mad you were downvoted in some internet comments.
Nice job Paul.
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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...donalds-ice-cream-machines-maga-b2636287.html
Trump's not even the POTUS yet and he's making things happen.
Trump's not even the POTUS yet and he's making things happen.
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I hope McDonalds & Taylor looses badly to Kytch.
Not only did they act in bad faith, but they illegally obtained a copy of the device in question and reverse engineered it to be sold to their franchise owners saying "You can only use our diagnostic machine". That is quite literally anti competitive and a monopoly. And take a wild guess which one was a lot more expensive to buy.
Not only did they act in bad faith, but they illegally obtained a copy of the device in question and reverse engineered it to be sold to their franchise owners saying "You can only use our diagnostic machine". That is quite literally anti competitive and a monopoly. And take a wild guess which one was a lot more expensive to buy.
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As part of the McDonalds Franchise system you have to buy their equipment. It's in the licensing agreement and your land lease (which McDonald's owns all the land your restaurant sits on) is dependent upon it. Basically you are a captive owner to McDonald's whims.
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Because everything today is controlled by computers to handle the various request of the machine. The machine in question has several functions, each which runs a separate program based on the requested food. It might be soft serve, a mcflurry, or a milk shake. Each runs a different program. Then there's prep, maintenance (refrig cycling and cleanout), operation monitoring (pump overheating), environmental monitoring (milk too warm), and cleaning/sterilization stages.
Even your dish, fridge, and clothes washer have chips in them to handle different conditions.
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A narrow, three-year exemption that allows people to repair machines they already own. We're pretty normalized to this BS.
Idk if the founding fathers & co. actually cared about the "encouragement of learning" when they introduced copyright, but if you really stick with that justification it's hard to square with our current state of affairs.
From Wiki:
Idk if the founding fathers & co. actually cared about the "encouragement of learning" when they introduced copyright, but if you really stick with that justification it's hard to square with our current state of affairs.
From Wiki:
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It sounds to me like MacD "franchises" are kind effectively really a modern variation on sharecropping.
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Not to mention this hasn't been an issue with franchises in Canada (although I've heard they use a different model/vendor for ice cream machine up here?). It's still the same minimum-wage workers doing the maintenance/cleanings, but without all the issues seen in the US franchises. There's definitely more to this than "expensive machines hard to use".
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it doesn't mean Jack, right?
To decide it has made enough soft serve and you need to call the manufacturer for service.
Also it's the cheapest way to implement a PI controller to keep the ingredients at the right temperature and make sure it mixes the ingredients often enough, and remind you to clean it and replenish the ingredients.
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Remember kids, this is why you shouldn't vote for Republicans. With two exceptions, their policies are always bad for normal people and good for the ultra wealthy parasites who control corporations.
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Have you ever listened to “Beach too sandy, water too wet?” It’s a podcast where they read reviews like this one in as much of a deadpan as possible.
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Haha no, but it sounds pretty good. Maybe in a similar vein I like Letter Live.
View: https://youtu.be/PvUb9XjCg88
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Software eats the world, and software has copyright, TPM and DMCA attached.
As I understand it, these particular machines are unique in being combination soft-server ice-cream and milkshake machines in one unit. This ostensibly saves a duplicate unit for one function or the other, but seems to accrue complexity and software to switch function for each operation.
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I think Case New Holland (at least) is releasing some such.
Wouldn't surprise me if other major mfgs aren't working on something, too.
Probably mid-sized tractors first: small tractors go to smaller operations, and the big tractors are really complicated (articulating tractors, combines, etc). But mid-sized tractors are comparatively simple, get a ton of use to benefit from being hybridized, and aren't so expensive that risks have to be minimized.
(And there are, of course, some Chinese electric tractors. They're pretty good, apparently, but only run for a few hours; ag tractors during planting and harvest are frequently in constant use most of the day. Still, an electric yard tractor in the vein of the old Deere 317--basically a riding mower with PTO and hydraulics--would be pretty cool.)
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Interesting to read this when a few days ago on Twitter I saw Trump proclaiming he'd fix ice cream machines at McDonald's. He must have been told by someone in his team and wanted to make the most of his recent 'work experience' being in the news. Just the kind of taking undue credit I'd expect from him.
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1850326584537858393
\Edit - not sure how to get the tweet to embed in the page and the link to Twitter looks weird, sorry!
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1850326584537858393
\Edit - not sure how to get the tweet to embed in the page and the link to Twitter looks weird, sorry!
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