With falling sales and shrinking profits, the recurring revenue will be most welcome.
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Perhaps we’ve now reached the next stage of our wonderful timeline: extrashittificationIs it enshittification if it's already shit?
(emphasis mine)TFA said:
Now, if you want your new Tesla to steer itself—while you pay attention to the road—you will have to pay for FSD. Until the middle of February, that can be done for a one-time fee of $8,000. But starting on February 14, that option goes away, too, and the sole choice will be a $99/month FSD subscription.
Sure fooled us with how much you bend over backwards to defend all of Musk's companies.I am not and never have "shilled" for Musk
It sure is... but not in the way you think.If you look at my posting history it is very consistent and I fully support the engineers at Tesla who's work I appreciate regardless of when I owned one and then did not have a car for 3+ years
And how are we to know that or even trust that you're telling us the truth?I have consistently voted against exorbitant compensation ( most recently) and called a saner ceo at the helm
Where did @RZetopan do that?That said, I will never advocate for violence against any employee or owner or anyone here on Ars
How absolutely magnanimous of you to allow people to have their own opinions on things.You are welcome to hold your own opinions as this is still a free democracy
You've never experienced a top notch bidet?The shit people get suckered into these days is mind-boggling. Can't wait for the auto-toilet with the $100/month ass-wiping tech.
I intended it to be a humorous comment, but it got lost in this weird hate for all things Tesla.
Anyways.
It wasn't just a demo. Tesla has been operating a robotaxi fleet in Austin for months where you can try it out for yourself. For awhile there they had a safety monitor strangely positioned in the front passenger seat, but supposedly they now have them following the car.
Since it started it was self driving to the definition of L4. Just because they had a safety monitor in the passenger seat doesn't mean it wasn't L4.
It's as much of self-driving as a Waymo.
It wasn't just one car but dozens of cars.
Has it gone well? Absolutely not.
Will I ride in it? No way, but I will ride in a Waymo. I simply trust their safety despite the hiccups they've had.
I'm as anti-Musk as one can get. But, I'm not going to distort reality to get my hate on. I suggest you accept what's actually going on. I do question whether it should even be allowed, but they're giving rides to the general public every day.
#1 - I live in the PNW and Waymo is in the process of testing their vehicles here. Like you I am skeptical that they'll work in any kind of extreme weather. But, I've also noticed that getting an Uber ride during bad weather is next to impossible. So I'm not sure Waymo will be any worse.For me there's 2 issues with autonomous driving. 1 is that it still doesn't work properly in suboptimal conditions so it's not safe. 2 is that even when it does work, there's no real value proposition. Last article I saw comparing fares for robo vs human driven taxis showed that robo taxis are more expensive to ride it. So it's both more dangerous to ride in and more expensive.
Why would I ever want to ride in one other than maybe for the novelty? And for a personal vehicle, until it's safe enough that I could buy a car that has no manual controls and no windows and just curl up and sleep the whole way no matter what the weather and road conditions were I don't see any value. And to make matters worse you're paying for the cameras, computers, etc that are required to make it work even if you don't pay for the service itself. Go ahead and rip all that out and charge me $10k less for that Tesla and then maybe I'll be interested.
Personally I think the only company currently profiting off of autonomous driving is Nvidia. So as an investor I say by all means bring it on. I'm happy to get a bunch of free money. As a consumer, I'll pass.
Comma.ai sells wiring harnesses for the Tesla Model 3 and Model Y so I imagine that could be a good way for someone to avoid paying the subscription fee if the Comma.AI feature set worked for them.Is there a jailbreak community for Tesla yet?
Would be cool to be able to install Open Pilot or use a Comma.ai unit.
About $7k cheaper than FSD and no subscription fees.
They just jack the price up.I'm a bit surprised that insurance companies haven't started excluding these things from coverage.
In addition to S4WRXTTCS' comment, there are companies that sell replacement control boards and stuff for the entire drivetrain of a Tesla so that you can take the objectively badass parts of a Tesla and put those bits into a vehicle that doesn't have an interior that looks like it was designed by Ikea and a driver interaction ethos hellbent on doing everything it can to prevent you from driving without having the reliability to drive itself.Is there a jailbreak community for Tesla yet?
Would be cool to be able to install Open Pilot or use a Comma.ai unit.
About $7k cheaper than FSD and no subscription fees.
Winning Post.
The shit people get suckered into these days is mind-boggling. Can't wait for the auto-toilet with the $100/month ass-wiping tech. Oh, that's cart before horse: can we also get a robot that chews our food for us before inserting it in our mouths? Chewing is such a time-waster... like think of all the other things you could be doing if you weren't chewing! Would definitely pay $100/month for that.
Personally, I'm always suspicious of any subscription product that offers a lifetime tier. It's shockingly common for companies to weasel out of such promises. Mind you, it's also common for subscription products to go up in price. Companies will happily fight in court to protect their right to break their pricing promises).The subscription sucks but $99 is a lot easier to swallow than an $8000 up front charge.
As others have said this really helps Elon get to 10 million FSD "subscriptions" so he can get his $1 trillion. Bait and switch on a bait and switch and people just shrug.
Although this moves is actually a lot more profitable for Tesla assuming that they don't get a ton of new lawsuits decided against them when FSD causes an accident.
I think you need to be more specific as to what you're referring to with Lane-Keep Assist.
My understanding is lane-keep assist is a system that gently nudges the steering wheel if the car starts to drift. So its an assistant to keep you in the lane.
Autosteer is meant to do the steering for you. In a growing number of cars this is even hands free (Blue Cruise, Super cruise, Driver+, etc).
Even without Autosteer Tesla I believe still has some lane departure prevention systems. So you still have a safety feature but not the convenience feature that Autosteer was
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FSD is so much more than Autosteer so saying they're paying $1200 for autosteer is like accusing me of buying a walnut brownie just for the walnuts. Sure I like walnuts but not enough to buy an entire brownie to eat the walnuts.
Shitplosification.Well, you can upgrade from typical shit to explosive diarrhea. Not sure how to express that nicely in a single word.
Agreed, but this is why even lane-keeping requires hands on the steering wheel. If you don't like the way its nudging, you give it an adjustment. But that's my experience with Nissan ProPilot.Umm... lane-keeping is a built-in, non-subscription feature in most other EVs, so locking it into a bundle with FSD at $99/mo seems to be a significant downgrade if you care about the feature.
Mind you, I have two BEVs with lane-keeping and I hate it, because it feels like I'm letting the car drift in the lane and I'm paranoid (yes, a potentially significant word choice) about what the vehicle will do. It takes me less mental effort, and is more comfortable, to just steer the vehicle rather than supervise it.
Now auto-follow / speed-adaptive cruise control, I love. Having to adjust cruise control or reset it after braking was always such a pain.
Yet so much less than what its name claims it is.FSD is so much more than Autosteer …
Point number 3 is the only area where it looks like we disagree. Car ownership is definitely expensive. I estimate I'm probably saving close to $10k per year by not owning a car once you spread the purchase price out over maybe 10 years and add in gas, maintenance, insurance, speeding tickets, etc. But where I live a 30 minute Uber ride is about $75. An hour is more like $150. That adds up really fast if you're using it more than a few times per month which you would certainly expect someone to do if it was meant to replace car ownership. Just taking an Uber twice a day to get to and from work would have cost me about $3000 per month.#1 - I live in the PNW and Waymo is in the process of testing their vehicles here. Like you I am skeptical that they'll work in any kind of extreme weather. But, I've also noticed that getting an Uber ride during bad weather is next to impossible. So I'm not sure Waymo will be any worse.
#2 - On numerous occasions I've ridden in Waymo's and my take away was that it was safer than Uber. With Uber it can be terribly inconsistent. With Waymo I found it consistent but there were some issue. Like there were times where it strangely decided the pickup point wasn't optimal for it so it drove 100ft down the road. This could be problematic for disabled folks. I also found the novelty wore off within 5 min. For the most part the ride was blissfully uneventful.
#3 - I expect the cost issue to be sorted once they scale. It's actually massively expensive to own a car and every year that cost seems to be growing immensely. The cost of the car, the cost of gas/energy, the cost of insurance, and the cost of parking if you go anywhere. Plus you have to factor in Anxiety cost and personal time cost. So I could easily see opting for a Waymo/Uber subscription plan to actually save money. What I really appreciated about the Waymo rides is just how relaxing they were. I have zero issue paying a bit more for it than an Uber. With that being said there are lots of people who value conversation and who want to ride an Uber/Taxi just to hold onto that. So for them the peacefulness would be a cost,
#4 - I own Nvidia stock as well and I don't own Tesla or Alphabet so I guess we agree on this one.
To summarize I do feel like my days of owning two cars is coming to a close due to autonomous driving. I also don't feel like we'll ever be able to own a true self driving car. So I need my one car for long trips.
+1 for accuracyActual Tesla FSD subscriber here: The latest version is far better than any human I have driven with and no problem at all with Phoenix rush hour, on or off the freeways. It's worth the $99 for sure.
Even a mediocre bidet proves to me how basic we anglo-saxons are.You've never experienced a top notch bidet?
FIFYThe most profitable products are those that allows you and your customers to externalize costs onto the public.
Fun fact, the chap who played Kryten is Robert Llewlyn. He started the Fully Charged Show, which is dedicated to electrifying everything, especially transport. They have a range of podcasts and youtube channels as well as running exhibitions all over the world where you can test drive EVs.I'm guessing from your username you're a fellow Brit or at least familiar with British comedy. I will thus suggest this line from Kryten of Red Dwarf:
"Smug mode engaged"![]()
Interesting, much as with smart TVs...which seem to focused so much on being an ad platform that people are searching out dumb TVs and Streaming Gatways like Shield.At this rate my next EV might be an older car converted to be an EV.
I have an '03 VW diesel. It has 332K miles on the clock, going strong (if with rusty body), long ago paid for, analog gauges, both GPS and radio upgrades (and can easily be further upgraded/replaced). Tne one complicated feature is the keyfob and its door lock/unlocking. R&D reality from Augustine's Laws: Anything that isn't in a design, won't break. If I could afford it, I'd love an EV....but not with all the cruft features layered on top. We have yet to see a Model T equivalent EV.Hard no to that. I buy a car. It’s mine. I won’t have a car that requires monthly payments for basic functions (I’m looking at you GM). We bought a car last year. One of the absolute deal breakers would have been if they required a monthly fee. I own a car. I don’t subscribe to it. Too many companies think they can stick their hand in my pocket every month.
Just say no.
Definitely agree. I’m driving a 2005 Toyota Camry and even though it’s running fine, before too long I might need to replace it. Its only modern feature is anti-lock braking. I keep hearing about all these fancy high tech features in modern cars. Subscriptions for car functions, including navigation, are a hard NO for me - I like to think I’m not a sucker. Speaking of navigation, I use my iPhone for that, which connects to an aftermarket head unit. My new car WILL support Car Play, so that narrows my options. I will not be getting a Swasticar. Most likely I’ll go for a more affordable used car without subscription anything.Subscriptions for services in cars should be banned unless third parties are free to develop alternatives.
A couple questions for you:Actual Tesla FSD subscriber here: The latest version is far better than any human I have driven with and no problem at all with Phoenix rush hour, on or off the freeways. It's worth the $99 for sure.
Why would you give Tesla (and therefore Musk) money considering Musk had already shown to be a garbage human with garbage politics?
In fairness this should probably be more like "shame on all buying or opening a lease in the last 18-ish months." Prior to that — him going full MAGA and inserting himself into politics, bullying (likely threatening) people into doing the DOGE bullshit — he was merely an egomaniac troll who badly exagerrated his cars' capabilties.Shame on ALL of you owning/leasing a Tesla!
Until the board ousts Musk, TSLA should keep tanking.