I know it's unpopular af to say this on ars and /., and hell I grew up using solaris and sunOS, but honestly, when I just want things to work, I use windows.
Every time I try linux, over the last 30 years, it turns into a never-ending rabbit hole nightmare of researching fixes for problems just to get basic shit to work.
Invariably, within the first day I find an issue, then 2 more, then 4 more, and by the time my sanity is under control and I think I've finally stabilized something, inexplicably something f's the bootloader.
I just can't even.