RFK Jr.’s MAHA wants to make chemtrail conspiracy theories great again

Soothsayer786

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12 Years ago I had a Job that had me traveling all over NY State. They were dumping chemicals on us. I documented with pictures, folders full. When you look up and see 11 planes flying in grid patterns making chemtrails that would spread out all day instead of dissipate like a contrail in 5 to 10 minutes, its not normal. Here's a thought; commercial jets dont criss-cross in X patterns. Its dangerous and passengers would lose the minds. Its also not a good route. I had one group of pics that showed them dumping right over my house in Orchard Park, NY. They were very low. The two kids my wife had during these years were both diagnosed with autism as were a lot of her friends kids. They were diagnosed before their shots. Autism is like the brain is shorting out the electric impulses aren't making the right connections. What could cause that? Nanotechnology particles of nickle and other metals florocarbons. There are patents on file for this. I believe instead of changing our behavior causing global warming someone had the bright idea to do this to reflect sunlight out of the lower atmosphere. They're to greedy to change modern factories and production. Listen, I cant stand the Trump administration but even a broken clock is right twice a day. If you think this isn't going on you're not paying attention or just an idiot. Watch for it in movies and on TV shows and look up. You'll see the X in the sky. Im most amused when its a movie that's taken place before airplanes ✈️ but there it is. This isn't a joke. Im in AK now and rarely see it here. Just once but its going on all around the globe in the lower latitudes. They have fleets of converted planes its not in the fuel. There will be many jets in the shy running pte determined patterns. No shit
What are you crazy? Coming on here and exposing all these dark government secrets. They're going to come and take you away. If I were you I'd head to your bunker as soon as possible. I mean this isn't a joke. The CIA is going to come for you. No shit. 🤣
 
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I remember being the recipient of an unsolicited rant about chemtrails.

After listening to an extended and impassioned monologue, I was challenged to explain any other reason there could possibly be that this person's neighbourhood, directly under a flight path, was so decrepit and run down, with most people wandering around in some kind of stupor.

I pointed out that to the best of my knowledge he sold weed to the majority of them, with his peak time business hours being late morning, and promptly got the rest of my evening back.
One of the unexpected benefits of legalization in my state is that now nobody has to spend time in some stoner’s apartment debating conspiracy theories just to score an ounce.
 
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I'm a big fan of the Dihydrogen Monxide Conspiracy that makes up those Chemtrails. Deadly stuff. Kills people easily in the thousands each year alone. Not just here in the States, but world wide. It causes billions of dollars in damages each year as well. Eliminating it would surely be a unheralded boon to both the US and Global economies!
You can't escape the stuff! I heard they're putting it in the rain now!
 
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Bannerdog

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Dear RFK Jr,

I'm terrified.
Dangers everywhere!
Chemtrails! Tylenol! Wind turbines! Vaccines! Riboflavin! Water fluoridation!
I don't know what to do!
Would injecting myself with disinfectant help? Would I need to wear a tinfoil hat while I do it?
The stakes are high.
Any illness would hinder my efforts to photograph bigfoot.
 
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I made sure my homeowners insurance covers it.
What does a chem trail rider cost these days? Is it a per incident deductible, and is there a lifetime cap on how much you can recover from your bad decisions while under their influence? Was your agent quick to get you a quote, or did he sit there and blink at you for a few minutes when you asked for it?

I mean, if it doesn't cost more than coverage for pet replacement if an undocumented transient eats your pet, it seems like a no-brainer to consider it.




I'll leave the punchline just sitting there...
 
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Pishaw

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12 Years ago I had a Job that had me traveling all over NY State. They were dumping chemicals on us. I documented with pictures, folders full. When you look up and see 11 planes flying in grid patterns making chemtrails that would spread out all day instead of dissipate like a contrail in 5 to 10 minutes, its not normal. Here's a thought; commercial jets dont criss-cross in X patterns. Its dangerous and passengers would lose the minds. Its also not a good route. I had one group of pics that showed them dumping right over my house in Orchard Park, NY. They were very low. The two kids my wife had during these years were both diagnosed with autism as were a lot of her friends kids. They were diagnosed before their shots. Autism is like the brain is shorting out the electric impulses aren't making the right connections. What could cause that? Nanotechnology particles of nickle and other metals florocarbons. There are patents on file for this. I believe instead of changing our behavior causing global warming someone had the bright idea to do this to reflect sunlight out of the lower atmosphere. They're to greedy to change modern factories and production. Listen, I cant stand the Trump administration but even a broken clock is right twice a day. If you think this isn't going on you're not paying attention or just an idiot. Watch for it in movies and on TV shows and look up. You'll see the X in the sky. Im most amused when its a movie that's taken place before airplanes ✈️ but there it is. This isn't a joke. Im in AK now and rarely see it here. Just once but its going on all around the globe in the lower latitudes. They have fleets of converted planes its not in the fuel. There will be many jets in the shy running pte determined patterns. No shit
There are more airline routes in New York than Alaska. You didn't know that? For fucks sake bro it's fucking water vapor. How fucking gullible are you that you think this is that grand mind control conspiracy? Aircraft!? They'd put it in your fucking water.

I would hope you're just being sarcastic, but I don't think so. Believing in 'chemtrails' is right up there with Lock Ness and magic and the antichrist.

If the government wanted to hurt you, they'd kick your fucking door open, bro. No airliners necessary.
 
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I really hope that not only Lysenko Jr, but Trump himself, take up this fight against chemtrails.

Why, you ask? Because there just can't be that many Americans who believe this nonsense, and surely people would therefore realize that Trump has come unhinged (of course along with RFK, who has probably never been hinged).

You say there are enough people who would believe in chemtrails if Donald said so? Sigh...I'd rather not believe that, but I suppose it's possible.
 
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Oh, I forgot. If you've ever lived near a coal-fired power plant (or most any other plant that burns a lot of fuel), you'll have seen similar white colored plumes coming out of the stacks. This isn't smoke, and it looks just like "chemtrails". Because of course it is the same thing that comes out of jet engines: water vapor (and carbon dioxide, but that's invisible--unless maybe it turns to dry ice at the altitude jets fly?).

So please, Lysenko Jr, get behind the elimination of fossil fuel power plants!

(There's a coal fired power plant still in commission at Brandon Shores, MD, just southeast of Baltimore. A relative used to live a couple miles east of there, and whenever the electricity load was high--like during summer air conditioning weather, or winter heating weather--there would be a humongous cloud coming out of the stack. I think the plant was taken off line when the electricity load was lower.)
 
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iquanyin

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You heard it here first folks, you too can make American skies healthy again by...cutting down on air travel!

For once, I think RFK Jr. may have actually backed himself into taking a smart stance, but not for the reasons he thinks.

All he needs to do now is encourage people to travel by Amtrak as much as possible and this clown may have inadvertently done more for the environment than most bureaucrats over the last century.
this occurred to me as well.
 
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Every plane, in every country in the world, has had the same trails since the dawn of the jet age. Yet there's no hesitation in believing a conspiracy that big and pervasive could exist for such vague reasons (it's usually some nebulous "mind control" chemicals).
I can show you photos of streams of contrails behind piston engined Bf109s, He111s, Do17s, Ju88s, Bf110s, Hurricane Mk Is and Spitfire Mk Is in 1940 over the UK. Even larger streams of contrails left by piston engined B-17s, B-24s, Lancasters, Halifaxs and B-29s later in the war. Contrails don't require jet engines.
 
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…but, HE’S the fucking government now! Who does he think is doing the chemtrailing? Isn’t it always gubmit mind control with these dumbasses? He’s in fucking charge! He can get to the bottom of it! What the fuck are we doing?!

Goddamn these are the stupidest people. I mean that in a cruel way: they are STUPID. Just no common sense. No critical thinking skills. Failing upwards their whole lives and they run the most powerful country the world has ever known. Just the absolute stupidest idiots.
 
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“I’ve looked up many times since then and seen that happening, and I don’t have a good explanation for it,” Kennedy said.

So, for MAGA, "no explanation" translates into we will just make something up, no matter how absurd. This loony claim meshes nicely with an Asimov's quote:

"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." -- Isaac Asimov
 
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So, if our universe is expanding, then in theory my faith in humanity should not possibly be able to shrink down to Planck length, right? The Cosmological Constant, at the very least, should at least cause some consequential growth in my faith in humanity merely by expanding the spaces between the few fucks I have left to give?

Right?

Right?

Because these people are sorely testing this hypothesis and I'm really not sure how much faith I can have left in humanity much more...
 
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There are more airline routes in New York than Alaska. You didn't know that? For fucks sake bro it's fucking water vapor. How fucking gullible are you that you think this is that grand mind control conspiracy? Aircraft!? They'd put it in your fucking water.

I would hope you're just being sarcastic, but I don't think so. Believing in 'chemtrails' is right up there with Lock Ness and magic and the antichrist.

If the government wanted to hurt you, they'd kick your fucking door open, bro. No airliners necessary.

Poe's Law strikes again -- I have no frickin clue whether he was sarcastic or serious. (These days I don't even dare cite the odds.)
 
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Bernardo Verda

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I get where he's coming from. I didn't have a good explanation for it either.

....but then I went to my 6th grade science class.
He does have an explanation -- he's a grown man with as good an education as dynastic family money can buy -- he just chooses to ignore/disbelieve that simple explanation, for no clear reasons (except possibly for convenient grifting).
 
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Every plane, in every country in the world, has had the same trails since the dawn of the jet age. Yet there's no hesitation in believing a conspiracy that big and pervasive could exist for such vague reasons (it's usually some nebulous "mind control" chemicals).

Even before jets.
 

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Now imagine a fascist regime in Germany chasing chemtrails across the sky and eschewing technological advancement as “elitist” and “government waste”.

We don't have to imagine it: the Nazis literally closed down university physics departments because physics was viewed as a "Jewish science".

For the people who slept through history class: this was the war that turned into a race to build a nuclear bomb. Many of the Manhattan Project scientists had fled fascist regimes, although not all were Jewish. Enrico Fermi was forced to flee fascist Italy because his wife was Jewish and they were both blacklisted from teaching.

Half the particles in the universe are called "Fermions", is how important Enrico Fermi was to our understanding of nuclear reactions. Nuclear reactors are called "piles" because Fermi was learning English slang when he designed the core.

We don't have to imagine it because it's a central tenet of fascism: destroy anyone smarter than Fearless Leader or else He (and The Nation and The People) will appear weak.
 
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Every plane, in every country in the world, has had the same trails since the dawn of the jet age. Yet there's no hesitation in believing a conspiracy that big and pervasive could exist for such vague reasons (it's usually some nebulous "mind control" chemicals).
They're not new, they had them in WW2. (hope this isn't @mgforbes image, the host site of that pic is overloaded)

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What I think is 'funny' about all these mind control plans the government has is that they have about the same plot as a Coyote and Roadrunner cartoon. There's chemtrails and fluoride in the water and LSD in my drink (real) and subliminal messages and 5G networks and on and on. The Coyote would buy bombs and hang gliders and magic potions and anvils made by Acme Co. These elaborate plans NEVER worked.

What if the Coyote bought an Acme Co. 12 gauge shotgun? That fucking roadrunner would have been a cloud of feathers and then dinner. The end.

When governments want to control minds, they don't employ elaborate ruses involving aircraft. No, they burn your business down. They point a gun at your fucking head. They murder your friends and family. Government doesn't need to change your opinions to control you. They need to make you so constantly afraid of prison and death that you keep in your lane and mind your own business. And like Colt 45, violence works every time.

As fucking stupid as these chemtrail people seem to me, I really wonder why it never occurred to them that if a few guys come over and break your arm and burn your house down, you WILL get the message. No airliners required.
 
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“It is unconscionable that anyone should be allowed to spray known neurotoxins and environmental toxins over our nation’s citizens, their land, food and water supplies,”
That large groups of people would conspire to do so, let alone be allowed to, and again let alone go undetected, is patently absurb. It speaks of the appallingly low opinion these conspiracy lunatics have of the rest of humanity and of their gob-smacking paranoia. That goes hand-in-hand with their sense of superiority. Feeling morally and intellectually superior really is the whole point of it: delusional empowerment by painting everyone else as evil and/or stupid.
 
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What I'd love to know is where all those people who claimed that the centre left and the left wing were being hysterical, that the crazies only make up a small number of the Republican base, that it is all algorithms, social media and mainstream media amplify most extreme elements of the Republican Party. I'd also love to know where those Americans are who routinely talk about how they have the most perfect most wonderful government ever devised by man with magical 'checks and balances' to stop this sort of thing happening yet somehow for a perfect system those 'checks and balances' have yet to kick in.
 
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We are being ruled by morons for the sole benefit of billionaires.
Thank you. If we want to find a way out of this, target the billionaires. Fuck with their money. Boycott Amazon for two weeks prior to Black Friday. Get their attention somehow - worrying about this asshole isn't helpful, in my opinion anyway. The states that haven't gone insane are trying to work together on some health-related things the Federal government just tossed out the window. I don't know.
 
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