Good God, what's next on the Reboot Parade? The Love Boat?
Hey, studios, some new and original material would be welcome.
The Coronavirus will provide the plot twist. The results of Norovirus infections were thought to be not photogenic enough. And of course if we could get instantly transmissible, fast acting, TB onto the boat, we could have all those luminous, pale, photogenic, Victorian consumptive heroines dying like flies, and steal some cool tunes from Verdi or Puccini. For scriptwriters, Dorland's Medical Dictionary and a Carnival Cruise schedule could guarantee lifelong employment.
