It’s even better than that. Murderbot referring to the ship as Asshole Research Transport is how it convinces the crew that it’s not a plant or under some compulsion or something. Quickly flipping through Network Effect to find the scene,Perihelion was such a fun character, and it’s crew doesn’t even bat an eye when Murderbot explains why it calls the ship AI ART.
“How do we know you’re really Peri’s friend?” Seth said. He was the one I’d gotten the brief image of on DockSecSystem, tall, very dark skin, with less hair than most SecUnits. From ART’s records, he was Iris’s parent. “The colonists uploaded some sort of system when Peri was offline, they could have access to all Peri’s archives, they could know what you look like.”
That didn’t make any sense but using logic with traumatized humans never works. (I could make a remark there about logic not working with humans, period, but I’m not going to do that.) I could give them video clips of me onboard ART, but that wouldn’t help. Conversations between me and my humans could be faked, and the conversations ART and I had were in a data exchange language that humans wouldn’t be able to read without an interpreter, which could be faked, too.
I said, “The name I call Perihelion is ART, which stands for Asshole Research Transport.”
Seth’s grim expression relaxed and Tarik said, “You definitely know the real Peri.” Kaede, standing by my left elbow, added, “Peri has a very dry sense of humor.”
That didn’t make any sense but using logic with traumatized humans never works. (I could make a remark there about logic not working with humans, period, but I’m not going to do that.) I could give them video clips of me onboard ART, but that wouldn’t help. Conversations between me and my humans could be faked, and the conversations ART and I had were in a data exchange language that humans wouldn’t be able to read without an interpreter, which could be faked, too.
I said, “The name I call Perihelion is ART, which stands for Asshole Research Transport.”
Seth’s grim expression relaxed and Tarik said, “You definitely know the real Peri.” Kaede, standing by my left elbow, added, “Peri has a very dry sense of humor.”

