This is a thing we have documented proof that it does, in fact, do. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/interactive/2023/tesla-autopilot-crash-analysis/ is just one example, it's easy to google many moreIt's not going to let you drive into the car in front of you, it will prevent you from accidentally leaving the lane,
Then, I don’t know, stop being nitpicky? You just said “most commonly” which doesn’t mean never, so the point stands. Why is it so important to you that this be acknowledged as “it’s fine, really” instead of being an issue?I hate these arguments because I feel like I have to nitpick and people think I'm being too pedantic but for example when you say "One of the scroll wheels changes the speed that the car is moving", no that's not what it does, it adjusts the maximum speed setting and most commonly (IME) the car is not going the max speed because of traffic. And the whole argument is predicated on a person who is somehow not compatible with using a wheel torque sensor (which is not a Tesla-only thing). So that person does have other options that are easier (for them) to use.
But anyway, none of that is changing in this recall anyway, so it's a side argument.
Also, the software update is probably applied via some form of built-in networking, such as a cellphone network modem. So, tesla is calling the tesla and applying the update via that "call". If it's not the first update, it's a re-"call"I would say that's ultimately a good thing. If this issue was only being treated as a simple software update, the vast majority of people wouldn't think twice about it (or even ignore it). By the NHTSA using their legal power to issue an official recall, even if it causes some confusion with people, it brings the issue to the forefront and makes Tesla owners actively seek out information on what this recall entails.
The fact that it is just a software update does not change the fact that this is an official, legally enforceable, recall.
Personally I own the car and I like it and I wish it would be better, e.g. by having actual driver monitoring rather than bullshit nagging.Then, I don’t know, stop being nitpicky? You just said “most commonly” which doesn’t mean never, so the point stands. Why is it so important to you that this be acknowledged as “it’s fine, really” instead of being an issue?
Is it just because you own the car and you like it? Cool! I’m glad you like your car, but not everyone else appears to have that same opinion.
But when you say there isn’t a problem with the system, it ignores a large amount of data to the contrary. Why are you nitpicking things in order to ignore that?
If “reckless dudebro types” make up a disproportionate number if Tesla owners, that might explain why Teslas have higher accident rate.how will you separate the possible factors of "autopilot sucks ass" (extremely true) and "reckless dudebro types gravitate towards these cars" to explain any variance?
Check out this article. Author goes into a good bit of detail about how difficult it is to compare accident statistics and especially how Tesla is muddying the waters with the stats they do release:If “reckless dudebro types” make up a disproportionate number if Tesla owners, that might explain why Teslas have higher accident rate.
(Will autopilot drive faster than the posted speed limit?)
If Teslas have fewer accidents in spite of the “reckless dudebro types”, how else would that be explained?
Note: Since I lack data to form the basis of an opinion, I’m not pro or anti self-driving in general, or Tesla’s implementation in particular.
I’m genuinely puzzled by the massive downvote my post received.
Since you took the time to post a reply, perhaps you can shed some light on this. What am I missing?
Teslas are expensive cars and are bought primarily by older, wealthier people. Middle-aged wealthy people are in fact the safest class of drivers. Any study of them, compared to the general population, would show the car driven by the safer drivers with a lower crash rate — but it’s not the car, it’s the drivers.
I’m genuinely puzzled by the massive downvote my post received. […] What am I missing?
What is a collection of songs issued as a single item supposed to be called if it's not an album?I agree that the word “recall” is correctly used in this instance, but it’s also fair to say that it’s a word whose meaning has been distorted by circumstance. It was initially used to because it‘s meaning applied exactly (you had to bring the thing back), and now it still gets used but doesn’t mean that at all. Kind of like how people still refer to a band’s “albums” despite the age of digital.
A single?What is a collection of songs issued as a single item supposed to be called if it's not an album?
There would be any number of possible logical explanations for that outcome. But let's save that particular speculation for after a negative correlation is discovered between Tesla ownership and accident rates, controlled specifically to rule out anomalies caused by age or income distribution.If Teslas have fewer accidents in spite of the “reckless dudebro types”, how else would that be explained?
That's not the point: the point is that artists are increasingly less likely to release cohesive albums in the first place. Instead, they are increasingly likely to just release singles.What is a collection of songs issued as a single item supposed to be called if it's not an album?
So the collection of singles below isn't really an album even though they call it a digital album (and it's over an hour)?That's not the point: the point is that artists are increasingly less likely to release cohesive albums in the first place. Instead, they are increasingly likely to just release singles.
So the collection of singles below isn't really an album even though they call it a digital album (and it's over an hour)?
View: https://doomedandstonedlatino.bandcamp.com/album/latinoamerica-2023
Rolling Stone has the cajones to report it.Elon thanks Ars for not once mentioning Fully Self Driving isn't.
What is a collection of songs issued as a single item supposed to be called if it's not an album?
It’ll be interesting to see if we keep getting “albums”, or if there will be a shift towards small releases as streaming continues to be the dominant form. As contracts get renegotiated because of streaming, there may be a tipping point where you could do 4 (or fewer) songs as a batch, and release longer stuff you can buy as set lists from shows.What is a collection of songs issued as a single item supposed to be called if it's not an album?
What’s your issue exactly? Ars has reported on FSD being crap. That just isn’t the topic of this article, which is about a NHTSA recall notice on Autosteer, which isn’t FSD.Rolling Stone has the cajones to report it.
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IMO if I have to oversee the driving, I would just prefer to do the drivingWith the limitations of current technology on display, at some point you really might as well just drive the car yourself instead of gripping the wheel in a tense state of catlike readiness, waiting for your car to betray you at any moment.
It's about reporting important information that's relevant to the recall, which Ars didn't fully do and I merely pointed out. The recall is about drivers not maintaining vigilance in the face of automation that doesn't work well enough [to be called full self-driving]. The matter would've fit well in the article without feeling pedantic. However, it seems I have to be pedantic about it in the face of Ars apologists and perhaps Tesla investor apologists who'd like to bury criticism of FSD, too. While we're on the subject of Tesla autopilot, I'll add that the human factor isn't the only part of the equation that's lacking. I personally experienced phantom braking that nearly caused a rear-ender and did cause a knee injury in supporting myself. There are apparently many reports of P.B. and not just with Teslas.What’s your issue exactly? Ars has reported on FSD being crap. That just isn’t the topic of this article, which is about a NHTSA recall notice on Autosteer, which isn’t FSD.
Apparently it also caused some brain damage?It's about reporting important information that's relevant to the recall, which Ars didn't fully do and I merely pointed out. The recall is about drivers not maintaining vigilance in the face of automation that doesn't work well enough [to be called full self-driving]. The matter would've fit well in the article without feeling pedantic. However, it seems I have to be pedantic about it in the face of Ars apologists and perhaps Tesla investor apologists who'd like to bury criticism of FSD, too. While we're on the subject of Tesla autopilot, I'll add that the human factor isn't the only part of the equation that's lacking. I personally experienced phantom braking that nearly caused a rear-ender and did cause a knee injury in supporting myself. There are apparently many reports of P.B. and not just with Teslas.
You lack sense and sensibility.Apparently it also caused some brain damage?
News articles are about a particular piece of news. They aren't about whatever random vaguely related things also are true. Gitlin has written plenty of articles about phantom braking and about FSD.
Agreed, but that could be done with a software update for existing cars that will likely never get additional hardware. I'm trying to not let perfect be the enemy of the good here, unless perfect is just removing ADAS entirely for all those vehicles.Irrelevant. We already have technology that tracks eye movement. The torque sensor is a boondoggle.
Even if it worked perfectly, which would you prefer: a "driver" napping with their hands on the wheel, or a driver with their hands off the wheel, but their eyes firmly on the road?
I'm thinking it could devolve into Tesla making the experience objectively worse for the driver, the NHTSA saying it's still not enough. Repeat cycle until it's just a constant alarm until the driver turns Autopilot offAgreed, but that could be done with a software update for existing cars that will likely never get additional hardware. I'm trying to not let perfect be the enemy of the good here, unless perfect is just removing ADAS entirely for all those vehicles.
You say that like it's a bad thing.I'm thinking it could devolve into Tesla making the experience objectively worse for the driver, the NHTSA saying it's still not enough. Repeat cycle until it's just a constant alarm until the driver turns Autopilot off![]()
Heck, noYou say that like it's a bad thing.
I agree that the word “recall” is correctly used in this instance, but it’s also fair to say that it’s a word whose meaning has been distorted by circumstance. It was initially used to because it‘s meaning applied exactly (you had to bring the thing back), and now it still gets used but doesn’t mean that at all. Kind of like how people still refer to a band’s “albums” despite the age of digital.
As soon as I saw the digital album comment I was anticipating this particular response. Music albums have been something of a misnomer since we stopped releasing disc collections on 78.If it's issued on a single piece of media, is it really an album, or just a sparkling compilation?
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78rpm albums were multiple discs in a literal album
Do recalls come with a fine for the automaker? Recalls requiring parts and labor constitute a huge penalty for the automaker, and hence a strong deterrent against shipping dangerous vehicles. Recalls involving only software have much less deterrent value on their own, and could be shrugged off as cheaper than doing adequate safety reviews or testing.
Gotta love how you never know how your car will behave on a given day, since there might have been an update..
I am, as a professional and very infosec-aware senior sysadmin, VERY focused on applying updates, not sandbagging them. But God damn it's tempting to sandbag the OTA Tesla updates, because in the couple years I've had the car, they've added one feature I actually liked, fixed zero bugs that affected me, and markedly decreased my satisfaction with the interface while introducing less reliability.
When I bought the car, emergency autosteer did not try to pancake me into heavy trucks on Huger St. After a particular update this year, it began trying to hijack control and force me into the left lane whether it was occupied or not, EVERY time I drive that street past a particular intersection. There's nothing there I can even identify as likely to be problematic--no very heavy shadow, jut-out from the curb, etc. I had to disable emergency autosteer entirely after that.
So, yeah, I still apply the damn things. But I have a very uneasy feeling about it every time now.