I need to have a chat with Stephen King, suggesting a story about billionaires using flaming moats to kill endangered species for sport.
The Washington Post would surely then run George Will, who rails against the Endangered Species Act (something Trump & Co will soon burn to the ground, with the helping hand of the Supreme Court if it ends up in their hat — likely as overkill as Trump already, in all caps, shouted that he's going to use executive power to give the biosphere away completely to anyone who can muster a paltry 1.5 billion or whatever the figure was). Will would react to this tale by suggesting that the only species that is endangered is the scholarly American conservative, and not solely due to DEI in HR departments.
Did anyone actually read his article pissing on Jimmy Carter, posted immediately after he died? It was titled something like
Jimmy Carter — The Man Who Made Reagan Necessary. I couldn't be bothered. Even my morbid curiosity about how low Pulitzer winners can stoop ran out after his attack of the cave spiders piece.
Let's create a Nude Emperor's prize to award to all of the people, like George Will, who are making "strategic" insanity great again. My first nominee is Mark Zuckerberg. Or, perhaps we should name the prize after Dr. Leaded Gasoline (Midgley), a completely perfect encapsulation of the folly of so-called capitalism and its "profit."
This extremely poisonous compound that I know is extremely poisonous... Well... I'll just wash my hands in it to demonstrate its safety to the public and my safety to my corporate overlords (right along side the Ph.d from Harvard who said radium is absolutely safe for those girls to put into their mouths and the Johns Hopkins black lung expert who never found cases of black lung).
When those 25% of freshwater species go extinct, The George Wills of the world will have articles at the ready to try to jettison the remaining 75. As a gay person, I'm not feeling particularly fresh... a bit like the manatees in Florida after yet another run-in with showboating.
Midgley had found that tellurium, which is much less toxic than lead, also stopped engine knock. However, it had an odor and it was decided that the public (I mean the insane corporate overlords) would be better off if the poisoning could happen silently.