Man accidentally gets leech up his nose. It took 20 days to figure it out.

Leeches have a long medical history. Here's what happens if one gets in your nose.

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I burst out in laughter at that, "Oh, Hello", says the Noseferatu
I happened to have a co-worker walk by my office right as I laughed and they came in demanding to know what was so funny. She got about halfway through the article at my desk, gave me a big, "NOPE" and left.

I did a real WTF at that part of the article. You have what you think is a blood clot that stretches from your nose to your lip when you take a shower, and that isn't a big enough problem to have it checked out ?!?

Then I realized we are dealing with humans here.