House bill seeks to gut NASA’s Artemis plan, resurrect Journey to Mars

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    jbode said:
    2004: We're going back to the Moon!

    2015: No, fuck that, we're going to Mars!

    2017: No, shit, the Moon we meant we're going to the Moon!

    2018: Sorry, that was supposed to be Mars.

    2019: Moon, we meant to say the Moon.

    2020: MARS, GODDAMMIT!! ON A BILLION-PLUS-DOLLAR ROCKET THAT CAN'T LAUNCH MORE THAN ONCE A YEAR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I hope Orion comes equipped with a HANS device to protect the astronauts from whiplash from having to quickly change directions so often.
     
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