Perhaps Peng should create the ultimate Google satire site: "Google Evil":
"Are you tired of a once-honest and communicative company that actually cared about you? Are you no longer happy with a company that wants so much of your information and time, yet hasn't even got an official email or digital phone number to contact them via their own email and phone products? Starting to feel that said company's products are only half-finished, or that Apple doesn't seem so bad anymore?
Google Evil is for you. At Google, we will strive to send legal teams, or even killer drones and robotically controlled cars (red or amber lightbars optional) to hunt you down if you so as much riducule us."