Neither brother is currently in Texas; both are in federal prison.
And all the money's in the banana standAmazing. Nice find (and some killer deadpan delivery). I definitely read this line in the Arrested Development narrator voice:
Did they think that Texas doesn't have extradition with other states, or what?"Muneeb & Sohaib Go to Texas" sounds like a movie I would enjoy.
Or doing crime while not rich.Criminals don't go to jail for doing crime. They go to jail for doing crime stupidly.
The vast difference being that "reality TV" is scripted, and fake as hell, while this is unscripted hell.As someone who often looks askance at reality TV... yeah, this is my reality TV.
Opie, all growed up.Amazing. Nice find (and some killer deadpan delivery). I definitely read this line in the Arrested Development narrator voice:
If you have ever been contacted by corporate "head hunters", you would realize how easy it is for them to miss EVERYTHING. I have been contacted over a dozen times, each one telling me that they found the perfect job for me, which I had have never requested. The punch line is that when I always turned them down every time with "not interested", their invariant response was ALWAYS, "do you know someone else who could be interested in this position?" That is the extent of their "checking". They found someone who wanted that job.eesh that is painful to read. How did they ever get hired in the first place?
Yet when I want to record my meetings it never works. Huh. Guess I just need to do more shady stuff.
I understand that from head hunters but not employers.If you have ever been contacted by corporate "head hunters", you would realize how easy it is for them to miss EVERYTHING. I have been contacted over a dozen times, each one telling me that they found the perfect job for me, which I had have never requested. The punch line is that when I always turned them down every time with "not interested", their invariant response was ALWAYS, "do you know someone else who could be interested in this position?" That is the extent of their "checking". They found someone who wanted that job.
“Sasenach” and yet you use the word “eejits”Bloody hell I know Teams has crap UI as in I misclick and hit leave meeting instead of the share screen button (seriously Microsoft who thought that was good placement? and yes I’m an idiot and have done that a few too many times for my liking) but it is pretty bloody obvious a meeting is recoding via icons and pop up messages. What a pair of eejits![]()
Given that they both spent time in prison for cyber fraud and not only deleted all those databases, they also (accidentally, but still...) recorded themselves doing so...Hopefully they will be old men by the time they come out, long enough to learn to speak more eloquently.
Corollary: Doing crime intelligently is way harder than it looks.Criminals don't go to jail for doing crime. They go to jail for doing crime stupidly.
The hiring manager screwed up, and is himself "no longer with the company".How on earth did the contractor fail to find a prior conviction for both of them?
They're both connected to the meeting using their usernames and their own mic and camera.If AI could differentiate them, does that indicate they're fraternal?
A skill definitely picked up by many in federal prison.Hopefully they will be old men by the time they come out, long enough to learn to speak more eloquently.
I wonder what the story is there. Honestly forgot to background check them? "Forgot" to background check them for consideration. Or did background check them, but ignored it for consideration from the two.The hiring manager screwed up, and is himself "no longer with the company".