"Pennywise the Clown, combined with el chupacabra, wrapped in the Blair Witch."
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Empirical analysis tells Reviewer 2: “Go F‘ Yourself”
"Pennywise the Clown, combined with el chupacabra, wrapped in the Blair Witch."
This has to be the most uninformative headline I've seen in a long time. I had to click on the article to have any idea what it was even talking about.
Well played, Ars.
Crusty received a permanent ban long ago....Just call them Reviewer 4. Problem solved.
Reviewer 1, Reviewer A, and Reviewer Prime.
One of them is Crusty.
Interesting read. As I am not part of the scientific peer review world, and somehow I have not heard of this before; are Reviewer 2 & Reviewer 3 essentially Trolls within the accredited system?
Bad reviewers, essentially. Reviewers that don't read the paper properly; don't bother to do a well thought-out response with relevant, proportional criticisms; or that use their (anonymous) pulpit to grind an axe or push their views. Or, occasionally, blatantly push the citation of their own papers as a prerequisite to get a passing review.
The reason may be what's alluded to in the article: it's difficult to find people willing to review, so by the time you fill the #3 slot for a submitted paper you may be scraping the bottom of the barrel of acceptable reviewers.
That's how I first understood it but nowadays I've used it more loosely than that, also referring to long technical reviews that are a pain in the ass to deal with. Most of the time that's fine for the science, but it always makes you sad to have 7 pages of criticism for your 10 page paper.
But I've often been assigned as reviewer 2 so maybe I'm trying to reclaim the term.
The question is: how many reviewers reviewed this paper?
Reviewers #2 and #3 — We blame Reviewer#1, he's too accommodating….![]()
The question is: how many reviewers reviewed this paper?
Reviewers #2 and #3 — We blame Reviewer#1, he's too accommodating….![]()
Reviewer #1 is the worst because he/she knows the paper is really bad, but it is letting the other reviewers take the hit.
A little inside perspective on how this came about. You've got about 70 characters (the title) to say what the story's about, and another 80 in the sub-title to add some elaboration or clarification for the title. We test two headlines, and i usually like to make one clever and one a bit more blandly descriptive to give the readers a chance to decide which is more compelling for a given story.Empirical analysis tells Reviewer 2: “Go F‘ Yourself”
"Pennywise the Clown, combined with el chupacabra, wrapped in the Blair Witch."
This has to be the most uninformative headline I've seen in a long time. I had to click on the article to have any idea what it was even talking about.
Well played, Ars.
I hadn't thought about it that way. I found the headline and sub headline (whatever that's called) confusing, and then read the article twice. Really easy to understand when the context is clear, but without a good context going in and with the headline definitely not helping, this wasn't the easiest read.
But to your point, I read this article twice because of it. Most articles I don't read even once! So yes, very effective technique for getting the article read![]()
IMHO that was a solid triple. Maybe an inside the park home run. Of course I read every science article ars publishes so there is that. I have to admit, having never been in the actual process I was unaware of the phenomenon but a close friend is a recovering botanist and journal editor, and reviewer.... and he has described some of the issues for me. Just not this particular one. I had to send a link to the paper to him as soon as I saw it, with the subject line Not reviewer 2, I hope....A little inside perspective on how this came about. You've got about 70 characters (the title) to say what the story's about, and another 80 in the sub-title to add some elaboration or clarification for the title. We test two headlines, and i usually like to make one clever and one a bit more blandly descriptive to give the readers a chance to decide which is more compelling for a given story.Empirical analysis tells Reviewer 2: “Go F‘ Yourself”
"Pennywise the Clown, combined with el chupacabra, wrapped in the Blair Witch."
This has to be the most uninformative headline I've seen in a long time. I had to click on the article to have any idea what it was even talking about.
Well played, Ars.
I hadn't thought about it that way. I found the headline and sub headline (whatever that's called) confusing, and then read the article twice. Really easy to understand when the context is clear, but without a good context going in and with the headline definitely not helping, this wasn't the easiest read.
But to your point, I read this article twice because of it. Most articles I don't read even once! So yes, very effective technique for getting the article read![]()
So, 70 for what this story's about, when it's about peer review, scientific publishing, one rather amusing journal editor, the hassles of academic research... It was clear i wasn't going to summarize everything, so i tried to capture that there was a bit of juicy analysis wrapped in a crunchy coating of nuttiness. There was a more staid version that did more or less the same thing ("Why is your academic career faltering? New paper blames reviewer 3"), but it was obvious before this was published that people were going to find "Go F' yourself" the better choice.
So, that left 80 characters to elaborate. My first thought was to try to describe the over-the-top language of the paper, but it's always better to have actual examples rather than just ask you to take my word that it's pretty far out there. Typically with the subheads, i write things how i'd normally phrase them, and edit down to the character limit. Since i wanted a quote and a few of my own words, i started sampling quotes to see how many additional characters i'd have for my own words if i used it.
The chupacabra line and two flanking quotation marks was precisely 80 characters. I figured it was a sign from the gods that this was meant to be, so i skipped including any of my own words.
Dear Authors: proofread your paper, and get all those senior academics whose names somehow ended up in the authors list despite never even having read the paper to actually look at the damn thing and offer some useful feedback. Maybe use a spellchecker and have a look at your tables for basic errors? Then us Reviewer 2s won't have to rewrite half of your paper for you for the low price of free.
P.S. also stop bitching, it's undignified.
Do you want to talk to his Editor now?My exemplary reviews of papers across the entire scientific spectrum cannot be opposed! You, sir, can go F' yourself!
DittoHmm. Honestly I did have to read the article pretty closely before I figured out that reviewer 2/3 was not an individual troll but just the second/third reviewer.
I expect to see a coupled of new, themed Ars Technica user handles popping up soon.
That sounds like a terrible idea.
My point exactly.Crusty received a permanent ban long ago....Just call them Reviewer 4. Problem solved.
Reviewer 1, Reviewer A, and Reviewer Prime.
One of them is Crusty.
Reviewer #1 is the toadie as either they were recommended by the submitting author or they responded immediately to the request to review.The question is: how many reviewers reviewed this paper?
Reviewers #2 and #3 — We blame Reviewer#1, he's too accommodating….![]()
Reviewer #1 is the worst because he/she knows the paper is really bad, but it is letting the other reviewers take the hit.
Misleading article title aside, finally someone gets it right!
I told you fuckers it wasn't my fault.
Maybe I just need caffeine, but it is not clear to me whether "Reviewer #2" is being used to mean any individual who happens to be the second to review a given paper, or if "Reviewer #2" is a specific individual who was the second person to review a particular paper.
Like some other Ars readers, I suspect, I've been on both sides of the fence (as author and reviewer) and I think peer review is definitely broken. If I had my way I'd make two changes immediately:
1) Blind reviewers to authors' names and institutional affiliations to reduce biases
2) Do *not* blind authors to the reviewers identities. Force reviewers to be accountable for the contents of their reviews.
Things have started to change, as I know some journals now *are* blinding reviewers to authors. But I don't think there's been much traction on making reviewers' identities public yet, unfortunately.
(Edited to correct typos as I notice them)
That isn't clear to me either. In my field (planetary science), there are two reviewers for most journals, and the number is just based on the chronological order in which they agreed to review a paper. Sometimes, if the reviewers give very different opinions, the editor may call in a third reviewer, which would make ``Reviewer #3'' different. And some journals (including ApJ, I think) usually only have one reviewer and sometimes call in a second if iterations between the reviews and revisions aren't converging.Maybe I just need caffeine, but it is not clear to me whether "Reviewer #2" is being used to mean any individual who happens to be the second to review a given paper, or if "Reviewer #2" is a specific individual who was the second person to review a particular paper.
From the article:
Put another way, Peterson wrote "Reviewer 2 is dismissive of other people's work, lazy, belligerent, and smug."
So imagine what happens when you get a bunch of people like that, assemble them into a government advisory committee and ask them to give good advice on managing a pandemic...
Some of this discussion is confusing me. It sounds like reviews in different fields work differently. In my field, you get two reviews, simultaneously, and without the reviewers having seen the other reviewer's comments. What you are describing seems to be a sequential process. One review goes over the paper and recommends some changes, then the second reviewer gets the revised paper and makes further recommendations, and then perhaps a third review gets the twice-revised paper to make further recommendations. Is that really how it works in some fields?Maybe I just need caffeine, but it is not clear to me whether "Reviewer #2" is being used to mean any individual who happens to be the second to review a given paper, or if "Reviewer #2" is a specific individual who was the second person to review a particular paper.
While others have answered your question, I’m just glad that while Commenter #1 made a generic response and Commenter #2 validated the article, it was you as Commenter #3 that pushed for clarification to further hone the writing.
Like some other Ars readers, I suspect, I've been on both sides of the fence (as author and reviewer) and I think peer review is definitely broken. If I had my way I'd make two changes immediately:
1) Blind reviewers to authors' names and institutional affiliations to reduce biases
2) Do *not* blind authors to the reviewers identities. Force reviewers to be accountable for the contents of their reviews.
Things have started to change, as I know some journals now *are* blinding reviewers to authors. But I don't think there's been much traction on making reviewers' identities public yet, unfortunately.
(Edited to correct typos as I notice them)
Again, I have to ask about the differences between different fields. In mine, you sometimes have a second author who did the actual work and a first author who just slapped his name on because he was the second author's advisor, supervisor or source of funding. But most people in my field consider that inappropriate and abusive. If the student or post-doc did the work and wrote the paper, he should the first author. Does it work differently in other fields?Not to mention the issue that Author 2, who actually wrote the paper, is probably currently paying several thousand a year in tuition fees and really ought to be getting some tuition from their own institution in return.Dear Authors: proofread your paper, and get all those senior academics whose names somehow ended up in the authors list despite never even having read the paper to actually look at the damn thing and offer some useful feedback. Maybe use a spellchecker and have a look at your tables for basic errors? Then us Reviewer 2s won't have to rewrite half of your paper for you for the low price of free.
P.S. also stop bitching, it's undignified.
This is a separate but no less important matter. Needing a separate paper: ‘Author #1 of this extremely long list of authors: read the fucking paper before you submit it, and do some, you know, work!’
In my field this is not a problem, but I have read and cited enough science articles to recognize this issue, and how being an author is somehow honorific. Shameful.
That depends on how large your field and specialty is. In my case, we're talking about well under a thousand people, and based on the subject of the paper and who's presented what at conferences, it's hard to blind the reviewers to the authors' names. You can redact the names, but they are easy for a reviewer to guess. Honestly, even the figures can be a give away; the style and software used reveal the author. And the same thing replies in reverse. Although reviewers are anonymous, guessing who the reviewer is, based on the opinions and biases his comments reveal, is a common game. (And, reviewer anonymity is often waived by the reviewers, at the request of the editors, after the paper is accepted.)Like some other Ars readers, I suspect, I've been on both sides of the fence (as author and reviewer) and I think peer review is definitely broken. If I had my way I'd make two changes immediately:
1) Blind reviewers to authors' names and institutional affiliations to reduce biases
2) Do *not* blind authors to the reviewers identities. Force reviewers to be accountable for the contents of their reviews.
Things have started to change, as I know some journals now *are* blinding reviewers to authors. But I don't think there's been much traction on making reviewers' identities public yet, unfortunately.
(Edited to correct typos as I notice them)
I diedI expect to see a coupled of new, themed Ars Technica user handles popping up soon.
That sounds like a terrible idea.
If I could upvote this 1000 times, I would. Too funny.
Again, I have to ask about the differences between different fields. In mine, you sometimes have a second author who did the actual work and a first author who just slapped his name on because he was the second author's advisor, supervisor or source of funding. But most people in my field consider that inappropriate and abusive. If the student or post-doc did the work and wrote the paper, he should the first author. Does it work differently in other fields?Not to mention the issue that Author 2, who actually wrote the paper, is probably currently paying several thousand a year in tuition fees and really ought to be getting some tuition from their own institution in return.Dear Authors: proofread your paper, and get all those senior academics whose names somehow ended up in the authors list despite never even having read the paper to actually look at the damn thing and offer some useful feedback. Maybe use a spellchecker and have a look at your tables for basic errors? Then us Reviewer 2s won't have to rewrite half of your paper for you for the low price of free.
P.S. also stop bitching, it's undignified.
This is a separate but no less important matter. Needing a separate paper: ‘Author #1 of this extremely long list of authors: read the fucking paper before you submit it, and do some, you know, work!’
In my field this is not a problem, but I have read and cited enough science articles to recognize this issue, and how being an author is somehow honorific. Shameful.
As someone who deals with some pretty toxic chemicals on a daily basis, the image attached to this article gives me a large amount of anxiety.
That's definitely not how it works in planetary science or astronomy. There isn't any such thing as a ``senior author'' or ``joint first authors''. There is a first author, and then a list of co-authors. The list of co-authors may be short (one or two) or it can run into the dozens of names. For hiring and performance reviews, being the first author is taken more seriously, but being any one of the co-authors is also taken seriously. There are some games with long author lists. If it's clear that the first three or four co-authors are in some unclear order and then the rest are in alphabetical order, then people who notice understand that the later, alphabetically listed co-authors only made a minor contribution.Again, I have to ask about the differences between different fields. In mine, you sometimes have a second author who did the actual work and a first author who just slapped his name on because he was the second author's advisor, supervisor or source of funding. But most people in my field consider that inappropriate and abusive. If the student or post-doc did the work and wrote the paper, he should the first author. Does it work differently in other fields?Not to mention the issue that Author 2, who actually wrote the paper, is probably currently paying several thousand a year in tuition fees and really ought to be getting some tuition from their own institution in return.Dear Authors: proofread your paper, and get all those senior academics whose names somehow ended up in the authors list despite never even having read the paper to actually look at the damn thing and offer some useful feedback. Maybe use a spellchecker and have a look at your tables for basic errors? Then us Reviewer 2s won't have to rewrite half of your paper for you for the low price of free.
P.S. also stop bitching, it's undignified.
This is a separate but no less important matter. Needing a separate paper: ‘Author #1 of this extremely long list of authors: read the fucking paper before you submit it, and do some, you know, work!’
In my field this is not a problem, but I have read and cited enough science articles to recognize this issue, and how being an author is somehow honorific. Shameful.
For a regular research paper, the first author should be the junior lab member (student, postdoc, whatever) who actually did the lion's share of the work/intellectual input, and the senior author the PI, no? I agree that things can get a bit spicy when the need for joint first authors arises amongst junior members, as it can do, not unreasonably. As for the list of authors in the middle...I'm not sure the funding agencies/hiring committees really care about that (although the authors do).
I've known some surprisingly reasonable editors in the past when one referee has been a major outlier. (Perhaps not that surprising, as many of them were also authors once, or indeed still are).