Crypto hoarders dump tokens as shares tumble

Several companies are selling crypto stockpiles in effort to fund share buybacks, shore up stock prices.

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[silverboy]

virtuous circle of rising crypto prices and massive share and debt issuance

WTH?? Which part of this is virtuous, exactly?

 

[silverboy]

But Saylor has brushed off any concerns. “Volatility is Satoshi’s gift to the faithful,” he said this week, referring to the pseudonymous creator of bitcoin.

Wow, loonies gonna loon. This is so demented it makes my head spin.

 

[silverboy]

Hey, at least you can eat a tulip bulb and flower.

Ehhh, I thought they were poisonous?

No time to look it up!!

 

[silverboy]

Yup, definitely not a cult.

You ninja'd me by 8 hours*, but I'm glad somebody pointed out this insane comment early on. This comment is Peak Insanity.

*AKA you tai chi'd me.

 

[silverboy]

Everyone except Melania. I respect her the way you respect a cockroach surviving a nuclear war.

Unfair to cockroaches!!