How are we here with direct climate engineering?
Recently I had a silly idea I wanted to test - what if we generated more rain and clouds, artificially, without chemical seeding? It only works in certain areas though. This is an atmospheric condition called inversion, when hot air cannot rise due to external influence so you get extremely humid air trapped near a coastal region, yet it never rains.
If we can poke a hole in it, with the right condition, you can release all the "Convective available potential energy" or CAPE or storm power and create a crazy cloud out of thin air.
This condition exists over 5 area - Red Sea, Persian/Arabian coast, Baja California, Skeleton Coast (Namibia), Atacama (Chili).
If you manage to send a vortex contained thermal plume up to 2-4km, you get rain downwind. Send it up higher and you get ice crystals > 10 km and trade winds will carry it away at 150+ kph leading to slight cooling in a huge area, reflective clouds do that.
The question is, how. One brainstorm session led to another and now it seems like vortices are the key. They hold their shape, even dust devils are hundreds of meters high reaching the bottom of an inversion, and you just need ~10 m/s vertical velocity to get through, to cooler air, condense and release massive latent heat, multiple times the sensible heat as you're dumping 20g/kg of water vapor into a very cold place.
1D sim based on equations says yes. CFD with incompressible solver (Boussinesq) says you can do it with tens of kW of induced spin, create a decent looking vortex and pretty big vertical velocity.
Final boss is compressible solver, initialize with desert heat rising vs Hadley Cell sinking, let them duke it out and see if you get a stable inversion in CFD. Then add spin.
Climate change on a GoFundMe budget (sub $1M). Idk, sounds too good to be true but the idea behind it is using a small nudge to turn a massive lever. Ground heating, the capture zone gets MW scale heating for free, you just provide little bit of airflow so random thermal plumes disappear and get focused into one big one, and twist it into a needle. That twist can be done in tons of ways.
Curved walls or poles with fabric in between is the classic setup to turn sea breeze into rotation. Fans arranged in circles can directly inject tangential rotation. The 2026 way would be placing a bunch of IoT fans on a stick (pole) on a hex grid and create a square kilometer phased fan array, software defined tornado, to control width / height to switch between rain and cooling (max height) mode, and run experiments; recent cfd results says multiple vortices merging > 1 big ass vortex, now you can verify it by programming the fans into 1 vs 3 vs 9 small cells.