Chick-fil-A cooking up new “family-friendly” video streaming service

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I dunno, Veggie Tales is actually pretty good. I mean no I don't accept their religious messaging, but of all the Christian media I've seen, it's the most truly genuine and, well, kind I've ever seen. Well, it WAS anyway. I haven't seen whatever new stuff they're pumping out. My point is, it's technically possible. That animated Egypt movie was also pretty good, that 90's one?
The Prince of Egypt is amazing, arguably still one of the best movies Dreamworks has ever made. I still watch it from time to time; instead of treating it as an adaptation of a "true story" (which is what was pushed on me by adult Christians from an early age), I now just think of it as "a story, steeped in cultural significance, morphed into mythology" and just enjoy the fantastic animation, music, and acting.
 
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I seem to be in the minority here that I don't think their food product is anything exceptional. I'd prefer Popeyes or even KFC over them.
I do not live in an area with a high density of CFA outlets, so have refrained from comments about their food.

But the idea of a business having "religious values" is still totally fucked up.
 
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I do not live in an area with a high density of CFA outlets, so have refrained from comments about their food.

But the idea of a business having "religious values" is still totally fucked up.
I tried them when I first moved to the Midwest, and I've occasionally been at an event catered by them since. They're fine, I guess. But I put them on the level of a Wendy's chicken sandwich, and way below a lot of other places (Popeye's, for example).

No idea why people go nuts for them. Definitely not a difficult thing for me to do without, especially when their leaders insist on being so awful towards people I consider friends.
 
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White people arguing about the spiciness of black pepper vs paprika is so fucking funny.
My wife's grandma made chili soup (rural Illinois). 1lb hamburger, 1 can tomato sauce, 1 can diced tomatoes a pinch of salt and pepper. Coming from that, my wife is a spice fiend. Cayenne pepper goes in everything.
 
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My wife's grandma made chili soup (rural Illinois). 1lb hamburger, 1 can tomato sauce, 1 can diced tomatoes a pinch of salt and pepper. Coming from that, my wife is a spice fiend. Cayenne pepper goes in everything.
My wife and I also came from those kinds of families. Her mom is a "black pepper is spicy" kind of person.

Meanwhile we're growing reapers and scorpions to use whole in recipes. We go through cayenne pepper faster than any other spice by far.
 
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My wife's grandma made chili soup (rural Illinois). 1lb hamburger, 1 can tomato sauce, 1 can diced tomatoes a pinch of salt and pepper. Coming from that, my wife is a spice fiend. Cayenne pepper goes in everything.
That's a respectable base-line for "spicy". I barely register Jalapeno; Serrano goes in my chili for common consumption, then I add a dash of hotter sauce to my bowl.
 
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*Checks calendar
Did it become April 1st and no one told me?
I feel like we have had close to a decade of April 1sts every single day.

Just think about how many times you see some variation of "this is the worst timeline ever" in comments re biz or political articles.
 
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Yup, jumping on the 'creatively devoid slop targeted at "anti-woke" far-right conservatives that have nothing else to watch because they reject anything not endorsed by some internet incel' bandwagon.
Ah! Ben Shapiro will have a new market then for his "creative" endeavors.
 
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Fox talking heads are seriously saying he was lying about black pepper being the spiciest he can stand (instead of understanding it as a self-effacing "white people be like..." joke), citing hot-dish recipe that has green chilis and paprika, claiming they are spicier than black papper!
It's because conservatives don't understand humor. Like, they don't actually get it. They understand laughing at others' pain, but not self-effacing humor.
A ton of right-wing people thought The Daily Show was actually poking fun at Liberals and that The Colbert Report was winking at they, the Fox viewership, knowingly the whole time.

Edit: See what I mean?
 
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Once Disney princes admitted that the whole point of chasing princesses was that boys can do it together, I suppose a homophobic streaming service was inevitable.
Moralizing stories rarely make good art.
1) So much for Les Misérables.

2) Art is irrelevant. And whether moralizing is profitable isn't really open for debate.
 
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He was lying about liking spice free "white guy tacos" when he has won awards for his spicy taco recipes.
:ROFLMAO: I'll choose to interpret that as a joke, in spite of lack of additional indicators. I am certain that you understood that he was making fun of himself, not that he actually cannot tolerate any spice, that you know paprika and green chili is not significantly spicier than black pepper, and you believe that your comment was too obviously facetious to include an indication of sarcasm. I'll remind you of Poe's Law
 
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I used to work for a company that made riding lawnmowers and they had several dealers that were Amish.
They even used our electronic schematic and parts catalog software. Though they had to get dispensation from their pastor for it, and even then they weren't allowed to hook it up to the internet for updates and ordering. So their sales rep had to manually install updates from CD/USB and they had to print out their parts orders and fax them in.
That sounds about right! 😂
 
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I’ve never liked the word ‘values’. I prefer to think Mr. Rogers simply taught everyone how to be decent human beings towards each other.
I could argue that those are by definition values, I COULD do that, but what I can't argue is that conservatives have done to the word "value" what the nazis did to the word "purity", so the point is taken.
 
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Well, yeah, but that was about adapting a Bible story, not about moralizing against "woke" or whatever.

Also, I don't know that I'd necessarily call it a "Christian" movie, considering that Exodus is part of the canon of all the Abrahamic religions, and the movie was Jeffrey Katzenberg's pet project.
Agreed, but all I was trying to say is it's technically possible to be religious and have an entertaining story at the same time. The key is to not promote regressive nonsense at the same time. Heck, King of the Hill comes from a genuine place as well, and it manages to work because Hank is actually allowed to be wrong from time to time, or rebel against asinine conservative extremes, which frankly seem pretty mild by today's low standards.
 
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I used to work for a company that made riding lawnmowers and they had several dealers that were Amish.
They even used our electronic schematic and parts catalog software. Though they had to get dispensation from their pastor for it, and even then they weren't allowed to hook it up to the internet for updates and ordering. So their sales rep had to manually install updates from CD/USB and they had to print out their parts orders and fax them in.
I understand there are numerous sects of Amish, and some of them even get online, while others are the purists who forgo even gas driven machinery. Of course, when I think of Amish, it's the latter I think of. Any Amish here care to correct me on that? Oh wait...
 
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I expect "soft" bigotry and/or "anti-woke" horseshit, like Seventh Heaven, that appears "why would anyone object to this" wholesome to their audience, but anyone any bit aware clearly sees how they treat issues like addiction, homelessness, and teen pregancy as the person experiencing it is a complete degenerate that just needs Jesus.
Also foreseeing any number of "confused" young people being gently steered away from terrible decisions, like figuring out that they are in fact gay. We might even get to see the confused young person's essentially good heart demonstrated by him or her standing up for a discriminated minority person against some particular act of racial/ethnic bigotry (just, you know, so the audience can be sure the show isn't bigoted itself, but presenting a legitimate moral lesson).
 
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Have you seen that taco hotdish recipe? It's like the definition of "white guy spicy".
Hell, I make my family's "famous zero alarm chili" every year, and I love it. Part of it may be culture, but many of us simply do not like spicy foods and joking about that's not really a problem. Heck, I know for a fact a lot of the people shocked and appalled and pretending to be upset about this have listened to and laughed at Weird Al's "White and Nerdy".
 
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I understand there are numerous sects of Amish, and some of them even get online, while others are the purists who forgo even gas driven machinery. Of course, when I think of Amish, it's the latter I think of. Any Amish here care to correct me on that? Oh wait...
I am not Amish, though I am Mennonite.
 
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Hell, I make my family's "famous zero alarm chili" every year, and I love it. Part of it may be culture, but many of us simply do not like spicy foods and joking about that's not really a problem. Heck, I know for a fact a lot of the people shocked and appalled and pretending to be upset about this have listened to and laughed at Weird Al's "White and Nerdy".
Also there's tendency for people to conflate lack of heat with lack of flavor. Mayonnaise may not be hot, but it does have flavor, and there's a reason it's used extensively in food, not just by American white people but in other cultures as well.
 
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I used to work for a company that made riding lawnmowers and they had several dealers that were Amish.
They even used our electronic schematic and parts catalog software. Though they had to get dispensation from their pastor for it, and even then they weren't allowed to hook it up to the internet for updates and ordering. So their sales rep had to manually install updates from CD/USB and they had to print out their parts orders and fax them in.

I'm surprised about the fax.

The Amish/Mennonite philosophy is to only use technology that has a inarguably positive benefit, and then minimize its intrusion on the rest of life. They famously used to avoid zippers and snaps because buttons are good enough. But phones and electricity can have major positive benefits. In the past if a household needed a phone, it was installed outside on the porch. Electricity might be run only to the barn, or to the porch and barn.

Printing and using a fax seems to the opposite of that -- extra stuff you don't need.
 
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I do not live in an area with a high density of CFA outlets, so have refrained from comments about their food.

But the idea of a business having "religious values" is still totally fucked up.
Not sure why that seems so strange, most companies have some sort of "values statement" to convince you they aren't going pure sociopathic profit seeking. The nature of those values and whether they actually follow them is another story.
 
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I'm surprised about the fax.

The Amish/Mennonite philosophy is to only use technology that has a inarguably positive benefit, and then minimize its intrusion on the rest of life. They famously used to avoid zippers and snaps because buttons are good enough. But phones and electricity can have major positive benefits. In the past if a household needed a phone, it was installed outside on the porch. Electricity might be run only to the barn, or to the porch and barn.

Printing and using a fax seems to the opposite of that -- extra stuff you don't need.
It's used for communication and their business. If you allow them sell riding lawnmowers there's no real reason to disallow some of the supporting business functions. It seems like an arbitrary distinction but allowing them to electronically communicate with the manufacturer, but in a decidedly less convenient way* makes sense.

edit: Also be careful about claiming something is a Mennonite philosophy. The sects of Mennonite that are low tech/Amish adjacent in dress etc, are a decided minority among Mennonites.

*Our parts department hated it to. The ability to print out the selected part list wasn't even an advertised feature of the program. It was basically a hidden keystroke built in just for the Amish because manually entering parts orders faxed in was so much more hassle and error prone than receiving it electronically.
 
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That's a mineral right, not an alloy?
I remember once playing a game of Balderdash, where you have to make up fake definitions for words. I tried to pass off fulgurite as an obscure 19th century utopian sect. Which might have worked reasonably well on a cross section of the general populace. Unfortunately for me, I was in a room full of Quakers at the time.
 
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Fox talking heads are seriously saying he was lying about black pepper being the spiciest he can stand (instead of understanding it as a self-effacing "white people be like..." joke), citing hot-dish recipe that has green chilis and paprika, claiming they are spicier than black papper!
Fox News hosts are notorious for their lack of humour, and inability to cope with irony.
 
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I remember once playing a game of Balderdash, where you have to make up fake definitions for words. I tried to pass off fulgurite as an obscure 19th century utopian sect. Which might have worked reasonably well on a cross section of the general populace. Unfortunately for me, I was in a room full of Quakers at the time.
You must have a lot of friends.

Geddit? Quakers? Friends? Huh? Huh?
 
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You must have a lot of friends.

Geddit? Quakers? Friends? Huh? Huh?
Ha ha. I was dating a Quaker at the time, and they were her friends.

But you've probably seen the old Pennsylvania slogan on license plates: "You've got a friend in Pennsylvania."
Is it a double entendre?
 
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