Pfft! I wouldn't trust them to open a can of beans. Not that I really give a shit. I've got this far without engaging with TikTok, I'm sure I'll be happy to continue the rest of my life in the same way.Oracle will serve as a “trusted security partner,”
it'll surprise you that it starts on your knees"Hey kids, get ready to learn the latest viral MAGA dance!"
To ensure that China has no access to US data to spy on Americans or tweak the algorithm to indoctrinate users with political propaganda, Oracle will serve as a “trusted security partner,” Reuters reported.
it'll surprise you that it starts on your knees
Oracle will happily serve China whatever data they fucking want via data brokers, because the US has zero comprehensive privacy rights and our only moral compass is making as much money as possible.To ensure that China has no access to US data to spy on Americans or tweak the algorithm to indoctrinate users with political propaganda, Oracle will serve as a “trusted security partner,” Reuters reported.
Oh man. Oracle. How do they pull this stuff off? They have undeniably one of the worst database products on the market, yet they continue to thrive. I hate this timeline sometimes.
Just the US (though even then not entirely).I’m still a little unclear about this deal. Is this giving Trump’s buddies control of TikTok worldwide, or just its US presence?
US onlyI’m still a little unclear about this deal. Is this giving Trump’s buddies control of TikTok worldwide, or just its US presence?
By being best buddies (and give money to) some of the worst but most influencial people on earth.Oh man. Oracle. How do they pull this stuff off? They have undeniably one of the worst database products on the market, yet they continue to thrive. I hate this timeline sometimes.
If that is true, this is dumbest scenario for trump bros.US only
Although I have only very limited contact with what happens inside Tik Tokers minds, I think that making TikTok a primarily MAGA place ala X would serve as a death knell for the site.If TikTok dies because of this the world will be a better place. If it tanks oracle in the process even better. Screw Ellisson along with his son who's gutting CBS news
IIRC he made an ''exception'' that gave Bytedance an additional 120 days of operation into the ban to allow negotiations to keep going. And that ''exception'' runs out early 2026.Why is there a reference to a "2026" ban in the article when the ban was supposed to have already taken effect at the start of 2025?
Really, Trump really did an amazing job of applying pressure on ByteDance by refusing to enforce the law that was designed to apply pressure on them.
You would think that, yet Twitter/X is still around. I guess the bastardized version of TikTok will continue, though with fewer numbers.Although I have only very limited contact with what happens inside Tik Tokers minds, I think that making TikTok a primarily MAGA place ala X would serve as a death knell for the site.
Ooh, is it the one where he pretends to double-jerk invisible dicks? Seeing as it’s MAGA, and directed at kids, it would be on brand for them."Hey kids, get ready to learn the latest viral MAGA dance!"
As soon as the Senate kills Section 230.So now when a viral trend starts killing people the new USA owners can be sued?
Maybe we'll get lucky and they will forget the final 'commit'Oh man. Oracle. How do they pull this stuff off? They have undeniably one of the worst database products on the market, yet they continue to thrive. I hate this timeline sometimes.
My twitter is at least half bots, minority/immigrant hate, Jewish hate, white race being "replaced" topics, random death videos I never asked for and extreme right wing politics.