Apple says its AI is still private, even when it’s running on Google’s servers

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"Private cloud" is a contradiction in terms. I'm being a bit harsh here, since it's possible to secure your online data at least as far as you're willing to trust the company you're storing that data with, but if there's information you truly want to keep to yourself, nothing beats a locally held copy. Your OWN security may fail, but at least you don't need to trust a CEO at their word.

That said, it's still a good idea to keep an off-site backup of SOME manner, but if privacy is more important than redundancy, there you go.
 
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While I think it's actually important and valuable that Apple even feels the need (and sees the money) in making this a point they'll tout, and any effort is a lot better than nothing, I can't help but reflect that
  • Apple is not giving anyone the ability to link up with their own self-hosted models either (same as they don't offer the ability to replace iCloud when it comes to device backups on iDevices). They may care up to the edge of maintaining their monopoly control and ability to rent extract, but there's a clear limit here.
  • Anything physically not hosted on your own stuff is, if nothing else, subject to things like government pressure or changing management over time. And we know this has happened, regularly, for a long time (PRISM and so on), worldwide with some places better than others. Apple doesn't necessarily have to have a single iota of bad intent, but by making themselves a single point of failure they're introducing incentives and failure modes that wouldn't otherwise exist.
There isn't anything wrong IMO with them offering an easy first party solution that is the common default. But on the Mac historically people weren't locked into that, and I continue to think it hasn't been healthy to have had that changed with iDevices (or with creeping control on the Mac for that matter).
 
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"Private cloud" is a contradiction in terms. I'm being a bit harsh here, since it's possible to secure your online data at least as far as you're willing to trust the company you're storing that data with, but if there's information you truly want to keep to yourself, nothing beats a locally held copy. Your OWN security may fail, but at least you don't need to trust a CEO at their word.
Thankfully it’s all fully auditable.

I don’t like it anymore than you, but at least they’ve got a reasonable track record when it comes to building and respecting user privacy.
 
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Thankfully it’s all fully auditable.

I don’t like it anymore than you, but at least they’ve got a reasonable track record when it comes to building and respecting user privacy.
Only one half of them have that track record. It's akin to a partnership between Shlage and the wet bandits. It ain't shlage I'm worried about.
 
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For our privacy and our security, we are putting our faith into multiple multi-trillion dollar companies run by our billionaire overlords. I can’t be the only one who feels really uneasy about that!
This qualm is about a quarter of a century too late.
 
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Neither believable nor true. You can tell the yankee is lying because his lips are moving.
Trying to turn "yankee" into a general insult for the U.S. seems to have been about as effective as trying to turn "cracker" into an insult for white people. That privileged class will just look at each other, shrug, and laugh it off as cute.
 
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While I think it's actually important and valuable that Apple even feels the need (and sees the money) in making this a point they'll tout, and any effort is a lot better than nothing, I can't help but reflect that
  • Apple is not giving anyone the ability to link up with their own self-hosted models either (same as they don't offer the ability to replace iCloud when it comes to device backups on iDevices). They may care up to the edge of maintaining their monopoly control and ability to rent extract, but there's a clear limit here.
Just curious:

How would you go on about implementing a third party iCloud replacement backup system on iOS?

First of all, backups and restore are incredibly delicate to get right so that you don't end up corrupting something during restore.

Secondly, would you be happy allowing a third party background agent basically what is full root access to your iOS/iPadOS device filesystem and then send all that to a cloud service somewhere?

Finally, iCloud is not just for backups. It's also the backend storage for stuff like Swift/CoreData and so on. Dropping in a reliable (no corruption etc.) third party replacement would be incredibly difficult if it happened in the device side.

Apple would get all the blame when it would not work, or it would drain your battery, or whatever.

The only reasonable way to implement this would be so that Apple licenses their backend technology to someone who then hosts it. Basically only the host address would change and device software would be completely unmodified, apart from a choice screen which service to use.

On a Mac it's a little bit different as the whole system is built differently. But even on a Mac I'd be hesitant to use a third party service. I have an external SSD + iCloud Drive.
 
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The historical activities of one of these participants in regards to privacy and data mining worries me.

Trying to imagine a reality where Google would violate privacy-related contractual terms set by Apple thereby forfeiting what is almost certainly a multi year, multibillion dollar Gemini deal.
 
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I can say from personal experience if you call some dumb fucking cracker a "cracker" he will react like you just shot him in the dick. They're the most fragile group of losers imaginable. Yeah, the power dynamics are all fucked up but for every 1 guy who just laughs and says "you're damn right," there's 99 cousin fuckers who will try to hit you with their oxygen tank when they're done crying.
Well hell's bells! That'd be hilarious if it wasn't so frightening. I have known plenty of white guys who treated "racist" as their personal n-word, but hadn't yet run into the kind who takes "cracker" seriously. I suppose racism too has it's own regional dialects!

All the same, in the U.S. if you call a lot of people a "yank" you tend to get little more than a shrug or bewilderment, that's especially true considering here it is, or was, a regional insult anyway, specifically towards New Yorkers or the New England region in general. You try to call a Texan a yank you'll either get a hearty guffaw or someone angrily asking "Do I look like some northern city boooyy to you?"
 
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Well hell's bells! That'd be hilarious if it wasn't so frightening. I have known plenty of white guys who treated "racist" as their personal n-word, but hadn't yet run into the kind who takes "cracker" seriously. I suppose racism too has it's own regional dialects!
It's less about the word than it is about them feeling like they've been disrespected by someone they consider below them, imo. That someone would have the audacity to say something back.
 
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I can say from personal experience if you call some dumb fucking cracker a "cracker" he will react like you just shot him in the dick. They're the most fragile group of losers imaginable. Yeah, the power dynamics are all fucked up but for every 1 guy who just laughs and says "you're damn right," there's 99 cousin fuckers who will try to hit you with their oxygen tank when they're done crying.
The thing I hate most about the Internet is that people like you get a platform to spout your hateful garbage.
 
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Is this the business definition of private where it's private from everyone except for all the authorized internal and 3rd party departments who needs the data to do their job, like marketing and the government?
You could always just go on the very same Internet you apparently already have access to and read about how Apple‘s private cloud compute works

Nobody’s gonna be looking at anything in transit.
 
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It's less about the word than it is about them feeling like they've been disrespected by someone they consider below them, imo. That someone would have the audacity to say something back.
Now that's the truth, isn't it? Even saying "Sir" or "ma'am" in a rude TONE is enough to set a lot of those types off.
 
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"Private cloud" is a contradiction in terms. I'm being a bit harsh here, since it's possible to secure your online data at least as far as you're willing to trust the company you're storing that data with, but if there's information you truly want to keep to yourself, nothing beats a locally held copy. Your OWN security may fail, but at least you don't need to trust a CEO at their word.

That said, it's still a good idea to keep an off-site backup of SOME manner, but if privacy is more important than redundancy, there you go.

Apple has repeatedly stated that the entire thing is open to third party auditing. Does that assuage your concerns, since it's going a lot further than a pinky promise from a CEO?

Dear Apple, I don't want your AI. I'm looking at your share price today and I think I'm not alone.

Apple's stock price drops almost every time there's a keynote or event. It's been like that for years. To try to read into that is a fool's errand.

I'm sure to trust the company that gave a literal fucking fascist war criminal a gold statue just, you know, because. But keep hyping those performative progressive values, Apple. Clearly your marketing department is working hard to hide the rot.

It wasn't a "gold statue." It was a stupid little piece of glass from an existing source, with Tim Cook masterfully playing that orange idiot with a "commitment" to manufacture their glass in the US (which was already happening at Corning) so that Trump could feel better about himself and ease off on the tariffs and feel like he accomplished something. All he did was play the hand he was dealt while waiting a highly-likely midterm bloodbath. Calm down. Not everything has to be an exercise in overtly performative outrage, especially when you are responsible for the employment of hundreds of thousands of people.
 
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