Sales tank as investors get ready to decide whether to make Musk a trillionaire.
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I wish that my manager would give me a raise for watching Lord of the Rings clips on YouTube instead of doing my assigned work.Tesla’s shareholders are ready to vote tomorrow on whether to give Elon Musk an even more vast slice of the company in an effort to keep him focused on selling electric vehicles. Currently, the trolling tycoon appears a little obsessed with the UK, a place he appears to conflate with Middle Earth, which investors may or may not take into account when making their decision
Once you accept that TSLA is a meme stock and has little or no connection to profit earned by and long-term prospects of Tesla the company, then the answer becomes obvious. Yes, they will continue to shovel money at Musk, because if they don't, the meme collapses.This may not bother Musk too much. Electric vehicles increasingly appear to be a distraction compared to building AI and humanoid robots. For his bank balance’s stake, he’ll have to hope everyone invested in Tesla ignores everything else and believes in that hype.
Simpsons Already Did It (well, only for Springfield)I am sure the new AI Sun Blocker division will bring trillions in blackmail revenue
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It seems like Musk speed read the first 50 pages of every SF book in the 1950's and 60's. And then remembered about a quarter of it....I am sure the new AI Sun Blocker division will bring trillions in blackmail revenue
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Everyone was pointing to Lisa taking over after Trump's first term, but it seems that it is more likely to happen after his second term. So I'm taking the Simpsons with a grain of salt here. /sSimpsons Already Did It (well, only for Springfield)
There is still a car company beneath the meme stock. At this point, the responsible thing would be to spin out the car company (under a new name that is free of the Musk taint) and give it a chance to succeed.Once you accept that TSLA is a meme stock and has little or no connection to profit earned by and long-term prospects of Tesla the company, then the answer becomes obvious. Yes, they will continue to shovel money at Musk, because if they don't, the meme collapses.
Apparently, the only thing he got from the Culture series was the funny ship names.It seems like Musk speed read the first 50 pages of every SF book in the 1950's and 60's. And then remembered about a quarter of it....
Didn't Mr Burns try something like this in the Simpsons?I am sure the new AI Sun Blocker division will bring trillions in blackmail revenue
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Exactly -- just look at the stock right now. No, it hasn't jumped (up 0.6% at the time of me writing this), but for any real company you'd expect it to be tanking right now.Once you accept that TSLA is a meme stock and has little or no connection to profit earned by and long-term prospects of Tesla the company, then the answer becomes obvious. Yes, they will continue to shovel money at Musk, because if they don't, the meme collapses.
Spending a trillion dollars to build "the Windows of cars" is such an egregiously bad plan.Spoke with an investor at my company and his claim is that what Tesla really wants is for their OS to be the default in all electric vehicles. As I understood they want to be Microsoft Windows for cars.
I am not that particularly clued in how good their OS is but I find highly unlikely that they will accomplish that.
Spoke with an investor at my company and his claim is that what Tesla really wants is for their OS to be the default in all electric vehicles. As I understood they want to be Microsoft Windows for cars.
I am not that particularly clued in how good their OS is but I find highly unlikely that they will accomplish that.
I am sure the new AI Sun Blocker division will bring trillions in blackmail revenue
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Not bald enough. Please see Besos, who, in a twist of irony, owns Bond.Seriously, has no one ever watched a James Bond movie? How is this guy not the bad guy?
The auto industry is using QNX.Spoke with an investor at my company and his claim is that what Tesla really wants is for their OS to be the default in all electric vehicles. As I understood they want to be Microsoft Windows for cars.
I am not that particularly clued in how good their OS is but I find highly unlikely that they will accomplish that.
Once you accept that TSLA is a meme stock and has little or no connection to profit earned by and long-term prospects of Tesla the company, then the answer becomes obvious. Yes, they will continue to shovel money at Musk, because if they don't, the meme collapses.
Wasn't that the premise of the second (bad) Highlander movie?Realistically, the growthist system will eat any headroom that technical solutions to climate change (geoengineering, nuclear power, etc) provide anyway. It's kind of how the system works.
Simpsons Already Did It (well, only for Springfield)
Sales fell by double-digit marginsThat's a very soft way of saying sales cratered. As I was reading that line I though maybe 20ish%. 90% is a whole different ball game. Sales didn't fall by double digits, sale fell to low double digits.