Afroman keeps trolling cops after winning “Lemon Pound Cake” defamation case

pete.d

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The lawsuit was filed by the individual cops personally, not by the government. So the lawsuit is not overreach by the state. It's overreach by a bunch of arrogant idiots who happen to work for the government and almost certainly shouldn't, but the government (specifically a judge) shut it down.

The initial raid might have been (local) government overreach, but I don't remember the details there, and that's not what the lawsuit is about.
Sort of.

You're right, the suit was a civil action. But honestly, if the government who hired the idiots had any sort of process whatsoever to compensate a victim for the bad policing, I'm not sure the parodying would have gone so far, or even happened at all.

But law enforcement in the US is famous for routinely breaking down doors of perfectly innocent people and then walking away, leaving the victim with, at the very least, costly property damage to clean up. And since they were "just doing their job", the government says "nope, you can't file a claim against us, you'll just have to pay for the damage yourself".

So, sure...technically this was just about the parody and some snowflakes who couldn't take the ribbing after they screwed up. But it exists in a broader context of abuse by law enforcement and helps chart a path forward for other people who might be similarly harmed by that form of government overreach. Nitpicking about whether Afroman was just fighting these individuals, or fighting the system more broadly, seems to me to be missing the point.
 
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Terrible cops aside, what is going on with so many black celebs going MAGA? I'm asking this as a serious question as a white guy who does not understand. Just raw power-seeking? A "fuck you" to liberals who carry their own brand of racism? Something else?
They got rich, money overshadows everything. They align themselves with whoever they believe will let them keep more of it. Also, perceived proximity to power/whitness where they believe they are now "above" the issues they came from. So they align with the power structure that they once railed against.
 
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Terrible cops aside, what is going on with so many black celebs going MAGA? I'm asking this as a serious question as a white guy who does not understand. Just raw power-seeking? A "fuck you" to liberals who carry their own brand of racism? Something else?
There are a variety of reasons, but I'll give you a hint for the big one: It's misogyny.

Also in the mix: Democrats taking the Black vote for granted and coasting off their work in the Civil Rights Movement how many years ago? Liberal scolds who police language and values to the point where they turn off people they pretend they're white knighting for. Frustration with economic policies. For the really rich celebs they're just going for self and looking for tax breaks.

But mostly it's the misogyny.

That's why you see these rappers on these "manosphere" shows.
 
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Does their job description include stealing pound cake and disabling private security cameras?
The officially unofficial role of police in America (and most places, to be clear) is to utterly rape, repress, and humiliate the state's disfavored out-groups.

So, uh, yeah.
 
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As they should be. Actions have consequences. You don't get to not be judged by the public just because you were given a vest and a gun.

The bit about the cop testifying that Afroman sleeping with his wife was defamation was particularly funny to see on video. He took the stand, was asked if his wife was fucking Afroman, to which he should have said no if he was claiming defamation (which requires the statement to be false). He straight up said "I don't know."
What would've been even funnier is if he did say no, and then they had to call up his wife to testify under oath to the same and she went
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Terrible cops aside, what is going on with so many black celebs going MAGA? I'm asking this as a serious question as a white guy who does not understand. Just raw power-seeking? A "fuck you" to liberals who carry their own brand of racism? Something else?
Could be a combination of anti-vax beliefs (this was a larger issue during the pandemic but I could imagine it caused a good chunk of black voters to leave the democratic party) and cultural/religious conservatism (I have heard black pastors speaking out against the LGBTQ community, I could easily see aspects of MAGA's culture war rhetoric gaining at least a bit of momentum there).

But like other posters here have said, its a complicated issue and theres lots of moving parts at play.
 
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There's more here but it really is kind of a simple pattern. Personally I've lost faith that liberals can ever break out of this vicious self-defeating cycle of purity-testing candidates and whining when evil people run the world.
Both the right and left have their share of single-issue voters. Difference being the right will vote for someone based on a single issue. The left will vote against you or not vote at all for a single issue.
 
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Terrible cops aside, what is going on with so many black celebs going MAGA? I'm asking this as a serious question as a white guy who does not understand. Just raw power-seeking? A "fuck you" to liberals who carry their own brand of racism? Something else?
It is a trend and it is power seeking, but for many of them I’ve noticed that they have legal problems they want tidied up. Nelly certainly did. Snoop Dogg wanted his friend pardoned (and it worked). Nicki Minaj’s brother and husband (separate people) are both convicted sex offenders. Her husband tried to dodge getting registered.

Other celebs are doing the same, the black ones are just more valuable to the admin because of their race. Imagine that.
 
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As they should be. Actions have consequences. You don't get to not be judged by the public just because you were given a vest and a gun.

The bit about the cop testifying that Afroman sleeping with his wife was defamation was particularly funny to see on video. He took the stand, was asked if his wife was fucking Afroman, to which he should have said no if he was claiming defamation (which requires the statement to be false). He straight up said "I don't know."
It'd be extra funny if Afroman could prove it was true. . .
 
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Jeff S

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Does their job description include stealing pound cake and disabling private security cameras?
The funniest thing about the pound cake theft is if you really thought this was a drug house. . . instead of eating the cake, wouldn't you send a sample to the lab to test it for drugs?

Would have been funny for Afroman to drop a song,
"The officer ate piece of pound cake, and then he got high. . .
He realized he made a mistake, and then he got hiiiigh doo do dooo do dooo do doo"
 
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...who really hoped to make a comeback performing his thigh-slapping ditty about Hunter Biden's drug problems at Trump rallies.

...who hilariously called the cops pedophiles and threw in some super-funny bonus homophobia.

Sure, he should have won, and sure, the cops were in the wrong and disgusting. I just don't get the unabashed celebration of this victory. Maybe not everyone read the entire article?

Maybe you're one of those who didn't read the entire article? Because it includes some coverage of Afroman's interactions with Trump, which read as just an opportunity to promote himself, his products and his own silly presidential run.

Unabashed celebration of this victory is not unabashed celebration of everything Afroman. It's celebration of American free speech over the police state, as practically all the celebratory comments mention. So while you're parsing the actual nuances, you could include the nuance that Afroman doesn't seem to actually be MAGA, just a self promoter of parody for a living.
 
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It'd be extra funny if Afroman could prove it was true. . .

It's extra funny that the court agreed with Afroman's lawyer saying that since the cop's testimony about his wife meant Afroman fucking her is factually unknowable it was opinion and therefore protected free speech. Because the circumstances were it's unknowable whether a person fucked a specific other person means so many other people fucking her that who could find that needle in that haystack.
 
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Law enforcement officers have exceptional power over the populations they police and should be held to exceptional standards. If the police were ever generally trusted (not in my lifetime) then maybe qualified immunity made sense then. Today it just seems to shield law enforcement from any liability for wrongdoing.
 
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It's extra funny that the court agreed with Afroman's lawyer saying that since the cop's testimony about his wife meant Afroman fucking her is factually unknowable it was opinion and therefore protected free speech. Because the circumstances were it's unknowable whether a person fucked a specific other person means so many other people fucking her that who could find that needle in that haystack.
"Your Honor, if it please the court, and thus it's not lie. Thus it's not lie. Thus it's not liiiiiiieee."
 
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They're entirely used to breezing through the legal system on lies and arrogance with absolutely zero consequences. They're cops.
I have relatives, by marriage, on my side and my wife's side. I happen to like those relatives generally.

You are also not generally wrong about the majority of cops (to a more limited degree than normal, including my relatives who are cops, not that I'd know if they lie on the job, but there is definitely a level of arrogance over the law and more of a "laws for thee, not for me. I' a cop!" attitude).
 
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...who really hoped to make a comeback performing his thigh-slapping ditty about Hunter Biden's drug problems at Trump rallies.

...who hilariously called the cops pedophiles and threw in some super-funny bonus homophobia.

Sure, he should have won, and sure, the cops were in the wrong and disgusting. I just don't get the unabashed celebration of this victory. Maybe not everyone read the entire article?
It is very simple. They remove the rights by going after someone that you don't support (think of the children or those other guys are ebil being two favourites). Once the rights are gone you lost them just as much as the guy you didn't agree with.

This is just another example of the famous "first they came for..."
 
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One can celebrate the victory without celebrating the victor. Sportsball fans do this all the time when they celebrate a sportsball team they don't like winning at sportsball over a team they don't like more. Same same.
Exactly. This was CLEAR CUT 1st Amendment Protected Speech. I celebrate the victory, at a time when it seems like so much of the Constitution is being ignored and violated. I don't have to like Afroman's Trump affiliations, to be glad that cops can't get away with suing people for criticizing their illegal and/or abusive activities.
 
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This odd contradictory behavior isn't limited to black celebs; several leftist friends of mine voted for Trump. Why? For a variety of reasons but they all boil down to "Biden and Kamala didn't 100% perfectly solve <insert single issue here> so Trump must be the better choice":

  • they thought Biden was terrible for Palestine so they voted for Trump (the irony being that he never wanted anything more than to wipe Palestinians off the planet and build hotels with gaudy statues of himself on the Gaza strip)
  • they thought Biden didn't do enough to stop the war on Ukraine (not sure how they thought Trump would help here, he has never said anything other than "let Russia do whatever the hell they want")
  • they thought Biden was terrible on inflation (again, the irony being that Trump's a billionaire and doesn't give two shits how much anything costs because it's all peanuts to him and his warmongering friends)
  • they thought Biden didn't do anything to lower gas prices so they voted for Trump (and now we're recreating the 1970s oil crisis by bombing Iran and spiraling Venezuela into chaos)

There's more here but it really is kind of a simple pattern. Personally I've lost faith that liberals can ever break out of this vicious self-defeating cycle of purity-testing candidates and whining when evil people run the world.
This makes me think of my stepdaughter who only seems to date assholes.

Some people are only happy when they have something to bitch about. If she ever found the "perfect man" she'd likely leave him for a drug addict biker.
 
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They got rich, money overshadows everything. They align themselves with whoever they believe will let them keep more of it. Also, perceived proximity to power/whitness where they believe they are now "above" the issues they came from. So they align with the power structure that they once railed against.
There’s something to this, but I’d put these folks in a separate category if only because they existed pre Trump. More have certainly come out since though.

Kanye is the prime example.

“If you ain’t drivin’ while black, do they stop you?
Will MAGA hats let me slide like a drive-thru?”

Kanye West on What Would Meek Do by Pusha T, 2018

It goes without saying that Kanye exited his self aware era a long time ago.
 
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Yeah, he's a MAGA idiot that was done wrong by cops. He's still a MAGA and still deserves whatever happens to him.

No, there's no evidence that he's actually a MAGA idiot. The evidence is easily seen as him being just an opportunistic self promoter, and not actually MAGA. Other than a little self promotion while running his own silly presidential campaign, there's nothing MAGA about him.

More importantly, nobody deserves cops suing them for defamation over a video mocking them for a wrongful house raid in which they damaged his property and $400 went "missing". All Americans deserve the court deciding he's protected by free speech rights, and he did more than you have to secure that in the MAGA era.
 
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He's still a MAGA and still deserves whatever happens to him.

You do realize that when there's no connection between actions and outcome, just dessert theory ("deserves") does not apply. It appears that you merely want to see people that you disagree with be hurt.

If 'bad' people deserve to have their local police raid them and then sue them to silence them, there's nothing to stop it from being done to you, because you're human, and undoubtedly a bad person in someone else's eyes too. There's a difference between misfortune and comeuppance, and people celebrating misfortune may just learn that difference when misfortune befalls them too.
 
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Does their job description include stealing pound cake and disabling private security cameras?

And casually stealing any loose cash they came across. But the police "officers" efforts to disable/delete Afroman's own security video demonstrates that they were chiefly concerned about their own accountability, and covering up any potential for evidence against them, rather than interested in adhering to the law themselves.
 
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Cops from the Adams County Sheriff’s Office alleged they were humiliated and received death threats after the videos went viral.
Their defense was, "My actions taken in malice against a person of color just because I think I have the authority, and think I have the power to do that, had consequences I didn't like, so it's their fault I'm being called out for it in the worst way possible!"?

Wow, odd that they can walk at all with balls that big. Oh, wait, it's the other way around. They act that way because they can't find the balls to be a decent human in the first place.
 
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I had never heard anything about this case, the songs, or even Afroman before reading this article. I found it amusing and was going to lookup the songs until I got to this part:



I really don't like how such a serious thing has become a casual insult that people throw around. Thanks, Elon? I'm also not a fan of the other nickname and innuendo either. It really threw cold water on what is otherwise an amusing story.
That one jumped out at me too, especially coming right before "But none of them could prove that anything Afroman said was false or caused them economic harm."

The memo said:

PLAINTIFF BRIAN NEWLAND
During the trial testimony was presented that the Defendant had called Plaintiff Newland a "Pedophile", and a "Child Molester." When asked on cross, the Plaintiff articulated that he believed that the statements made by the Defendant, while nasty, were the Defendants personal opinion. As articulated opinions the statements can not support a claim for False Light. The Plaintiffs attorneys attempts to save Plaintiff Newlands case by articulating that the jury could fmd that the statements of the Defendant were fact. This is a misstatement of Ohio Law.

In Ohio, allegedly defamatory statements that constitute opinion enjoy an absolute privilege and may not give rise to a cause of action for defamation.P 'Once a determination is made that specific speech is "opinion," the inquiry is at an end." Thus, while the Plaintiffs attorney is attempting to save the case of Plaintiff Newland, his testimony that the statements were the Defendants opinions stopped any further analysis under false light.


I disagree with that. "Child molester" is a factual claim, not an opinion. But.... Brian Newland is apparently the one who said it. It sounds like his attorney understood the difference, but if the person complaining about a statement tells the court it was just an opinion, I guess the court can hold them to it. Maybe police should understand the law better?
 
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If he supports Trump, then he got what he voted for.

Wait a minute. His home was raided in 2022, and he was sued by these Ohio county cops in 2023, but because you assume that he voted for Trump in 2024, "he got what he voted for"?

Don't be a causality violating moron. That's even worse than unthinkingly wishing people harm because you disagree with them.
 
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It's hard for me to imagine how someone could both be stupid enough and have bad enough lawyers to directly tank their own case this badly. Granted, they didn't have much of case to start with, but....
It makes me wonder: who actually instigated the suits? Was this done by the officers, their department, their wives, the police union...?

Because based on what I've read/seen, the officers themselves don't appear to believe he defamed them, just embarrassed them and in some cases made their actions visible in a way that invited third party abuse (death threats, etc).

It's like they personally just wanted this to blow over, but some interested third party wanted revenge/the videos off the Internet.
 
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I'm glad he won the case, but let's be clear: this never should have gone to trial, and the raid never should have happened in the first place. The only justice here is that which could be paid for.

And after all that Afroman is still MAGA.
Long time ago I read on Black Twitter something along the lines of, and I am heavily paraphrasing and likely conflating more than one BT post from that long ago thread in 2020, the following....

Black people always been dealing with the hatred, the fear of persecution, the violence and risk of death so this is just more of the same and something we will endure. For white people it is the first time and we get it, but you need to stop criticizing us for not getting as upset or excited as you are. For us, it has always been this way.
 
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Has to be one of the biggest self owns in recent history. First they looked like bumbling idiots on camera. Then it was immediately proven they were bumbling idiots by not finding a single scrap of evidence for drummed up kidnapping charges of all things, then their bumbling idiocy was immortalized in a series of songs, and then they made the songs more popular than they ever would have been on their own by staging a huge media circus around them.

Whats really depressing is that they probably represent the median intelligence for police officers.
 
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