A Most Humble Petition from a Veteran of the Sept'99 Vintage

[Made in Hurry]

Verily, I have heard your cries and seen the wisdom (and the madness) of this Council!

Many have suggested titles of great dignity and Latin grace, but I find myself drawn to the path of most resistance—and least velocity. I care not if I appear the fool; indeed, I can achieve such a state without the expenditure of a single calorie. It is my natural habitat.

Thus, I prepare to cast aside the mantle of 'Made in Hurry'—that frantic technician of the Y2K era—and embrace a name that shall cause the unwary lurker to spray their morning beverage across their dual-monitor setup.

I am leaning toward Slothur the Hasty or perhaps the ominous Unmade in Hurry. One is a lie of grand proportions; the other is a testament to my current 'factory-defect' health.

Hold my mead, good sirs! For a Sloth is about to attempt a sprint... and it shall be a glorious, slow-motion catastrophe

 

[whoisit]

Depends on the quality of the groveling.

So,...if one was to rename themselves, for example, "The Real Aurich" they would have to answer Help & Feedback questions in a professional manner?

 

[Ajar]

Six months seems too long to commit to being TheUnTrueHooHa.

Edit - of course, this is already not my first user ID. But I doubt anyone remembers my old one.

 

[PhaseShifter]

Six months seems too long to commit to being TheUnTrueHooHa.

Edit - of course, this is already not my first user ID. But I doubt anyone remembers my old one.

But based on the current one, I have to ask: Were you Jim Morrison in a previous life?

 

[Auguste_Fivaz]

Bing Crosby

 

[Yagisama]

Meticulous Blunderer
Maid in hairy
Magnificent Oaf
True Northwestish
Scrupulous Goblin
Laggard the Precise
Lightning Idlehands
Meady Dragonsbreath
Ephemeral Hibernator
Legend Eater
Chronicler of lint
Seaman Post-Hasty
Hasty Slugatha
Schnecke Von Schnellendor

 

[Shavano]

I suggest Repenting at Leisure

if you must change names. I like the one you have now.

 

[Yagisama]

Whimsical Stoic
Dapper Cynic
Unclouded shadow
Sunlit Noir
Tranquil Buzzard
Rain au Chocolat
Hue-dini Alethea
Turbo Blink
Rough Masterpiece
Elephant Foot Taquito
Slimy Clammy
Clutcherer of pearls

 

[Danger Mouse]

(Iron) Maiden Curry

 

[Made in Hurry]

(Iron) Maiden Curry

Maid in Curry? PronHub is that way --->>>

 

[derMarc]

I suggest Repenting at Leisure

if you must change names. I like the one you have now.

That's a Culture ship name. Or it should be one.

 

[Danger Mouse]

Maid in Curry? PronHub is that way --->>>

SNL had a sketch with stomping in it. May as well join the trend and get sketchy.

 

[BitPoet]

This is the Lounge, how has no one suggested Flying Butt Pliers yet?

 

[beeblebrox]

This is the Lounge, how has no one suggested Flying Butt Pliers yet?

We're getting old and slow.

 

[Made in Hurry]

This is the Lounge, how has no one suggested Flying Butt Pliers yet?

Is this a command oh holy venerable and honored Moderator?

 

[BitPoet]

We're getting old and slow.

Ambling Butt Pliers?

 

[whoisit]

Ambling Butt Pliers?

Him O'Roid?

 

[Yagisama]

This is the Lounge, how has no one suggested Flying Butt Pliers yet?

Flying Butt Pliers has been a member for more than a quarter of a century, dude!

https://meincmagazine.com/civis/members/flying-butt-pliers.13797/

 

[Diabolical]

Flying Butt Pliers has been a member for more than a quarter of a century, dude!

https://meincmagazine.com/civis/members/flying-butt-pliers.13797/

I spent entirely too long trying to remember what their name was before. After I found it I was very much, “I don’t remember that at all, but I remember the thread where they changed it to Flying Butt Plyers.”