2025 Volvo EX90: A low-key luxury electric SUV

Frodo Douchebaggins

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remains unchanged at 310 miles (498 km) when fitted with 21-inch wheels, or 300 miles (482 km) when fitted with 21-inch wheels.


@Dr Gitlin messin' with me too early

Also, the lidar phone damage thing is interesting and seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen and should be easily won by phone owners one would think.
 
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I can't imagine these monstrous, awful-looking touch screens dominating the dash will age well. I am hoping in 10 years we look back and think "yeah, I am glad that's over." The interior of this car is gorgeous, and then there's this massive ugly tablet bolted right smack in the middle of everything.
 
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I can't imagine these monstrous, awful-looking touch screens dominating the dash will age well. I am hoping in 10 years we look back and think "yeah, I am glad that's over." The interior of this car is gorgeous, and then there's this massive ugly tablet bolted right smack in the middle of everything.
Jokes on you, in the future it will be the hole dashboard and no steering wheel, so it will be one giant touch screen.
 
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Frodo Douchebaggins

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I can't imagine these monstrous, awful-looking touch screens dominating the dash will age well. I am hoping in 10 years we look back and think "yeah, I am glad that's over." The interior of this car is gorgeous, and then there's this massive ugly tablet bolted right smack in the middle of everything.


yeah the low-effort HMI integration fad is fucking awful. One of the factors in why I bought the car that I did is that they made an effort to integrate it. I've got a litany of complaints about the car but the interior layout and physical design isn't one of them (other than the piano black nonsense which is an act of terrorism but at least I got it wrapped… and the touch controls on the wheel).

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Does the EX90 still do the obnoxious thing the other Volvos do where you cannot unplug the charger without first locking and then unlocking the doors? I get the logic that you want to avoid someone walking up to your car and removing the charger, but if I leave it unlocked in my garage it makes it a pain to unplug and go.
 
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In after the first through third, and before the subsequent dozen, posters determined to grind their personal axe about large touchscreens, a topic about which we're all delighted to get angry para or two in this year of our lord 2025.

Anyway, It's nice looking. Pity it got delayed so long. I think the headlights probably seemed cleverer in the design phase than they'll actually be in person, and the chonky pixel aesthetic isn't coherent with the extremely clean and minimalist (almost too much so) exterior design. It looks very much like the now exceedingly venerable and twice-refreshed XC90, which also looks good, so this design language will age well if for no other reason than it hasn't evolved much for ten years.

I'm not sure brand cachet is enough to make this seem like a better three-row EV buy than an EV9 or Ioniq9, and I don't see quite what the extra cash buys you aside from a Volvo badge.
 
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@Dr Gitlin messin' with me too early

Also, the lidar phone damage thing is interesting and seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen and should be easily won by phone owners one would think.

Yeah. I assume the first slightly longer range should be on smaller wheels. Probably, 20 inch given the small impact on range and easiest typo to make but could be 19 or 18 too.

Does the EX90 still do the obnoxious thing the other Volvos do where you cannot unplug the charger without first locking and then unlocking the doors? I get the logic that you want to avoid someone walking up to your car and removing the charger, but if I leave it unlocked in my garage it makes it a pain to unplug and go.

That should be software updatable. Our Leaf actually has a switch to control that so you can set it to locked, unlocked or auto which locks it until it's done charging. It pretty much always stays in the unlocked position as we charge almost exclusively at home. I'm pretty sure you can unlock it with the keyfob too I haven't actually done that.

I imagine a location driven automatic behavior would be nice. Unlocked at home and locked or auto everywhere else.
 
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Frodo Douchebaggins

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Maybe, but the Volvo interior looks far more pleasant than the hostile black Audi mess.
IMHO of course, YMMV.

I like black because of fewer reflections of the interior on the glass, but that's just a personal taste thing.

I wouldn't be unhappy with the overall Volvo interior but the display being built into the dash properly.
 
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No doubt about it, it must be great having a luxury car on loan for a week. But it seems to me that the big story in electric vehicle adoption in the US is well underway and largely ignored. The growth is not in 3 row luxury SUVs, or even pragmatic short range 2 door commuters, it's in scooters and e-bikes. For every EX90 that gets sold dozens of new scooters and e-bikes will hit the streets, a phenomenon that was unheard of ten years ago.

Which scooter has the best connected features? Which e-bike is plagued with reliability issues? As a regular Ars reader I have no idea. It's a shame.
 
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I like black because of fewer reflections of the interior on the glass, but that's just a personal taste thing.

I wouldn't be unhappy with the overall Volvo interior but the display being built into the dash properly.
Damn it: the interior of your Audi gives me serious TIE fighter vibes...

and I want it :)
 
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Does the EX90 still do the obnoxious thing the other Volvos do where you cannot unplug the charger without first locking and then unlocking the doors? I get the logic that you want to avoid someone walking up to your car and removing the charger, but if I leave it unlocked in my garage it makes it a pain to unplug and go.

It doesn't fully solve the problem, but you only have to hit unlock to get the charger to release.
 
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I like black because of fewer reflections of the interior on the glass, but that's just a personal taste thing.

I wouldn't be unhappy with the overall Volvo interior but the display being built into the dash properly.
Keeping the screen up in the driver's natural sight line is way more important than catering to the subjective aesthetic preference that the screen be inset into the dash.
 
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I think I'm allergic to the standard box SUV trope, they all make me think of station wagons boinking minivans.

For the last decade the only things I have been able to pay for are the coupish crossover SUVs, FX50/X6M/etc.
Sounds like you're not even slightly interested in this car then, which begs the question why you're bothering to comment on it at all. You can't possibly think your personal bias against the crossover form factor is interesting to anybody.
 
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Nice car!

I don't care for this color, but otherwise ... nice!
The crazy thing is that's the only colour option offered for the vehicle. There's white, two grays, three blacks, and beige. Supposedly blue and red, but they're so dark you can't tell except in direct bright sunlight.
 
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@Dr Gitlin messin' with me too early

Also, the lidar phone damage thing is interesting and seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen and should be easily won by phone owners one would think.
Cameras are everywhere these days, what happens when it starts damaging cameras on other cars in traffic?
 
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The crazy thing is that's the only colour option offered for the vehicle. There's white, two grays, three blacks, and beige. Supposedly blue and red, but they're so dark you can't tell except in direct bright sunlight.
GIVE ME METALLIC ORANGE YOU FUCKING COWARDS
 
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Cameras are everywhere these days, what happens when it starts damaging cameras on other cars in traffic?
I can see that being an issue on models that combine LIDAR and a telephoto for meeting the longer distance automatic braking algorithms. Opposing oncoming lanes, like protected left turns, would be the key hazard circumstance between vehicles. Also makes it unsafe to look at any highway with magnification, probably binoculars. I wonder how the safety standards for these lasers are being evaluated...

The crazy thing is that's the only colour option offered for the vehicle. There's white, two grays, three blacks, and beige. Supposedly blue and red, but they're so dark you can't tell except in direct bright sunlight.
Absurdity. Saturated color options are necessary! Or the desaturation will continue until dealers stop having difficulty selling off-lease vehicles that aren't totally generic.
 
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GIVE ME METALLIC ORANGE YOU FUCKING COWARDS
Preach. I'm so tired of the boring greyscale shit. I want a "fuck you and fuck your retinas" orange or green or purple or blue available when I buy a car. think "Lamborghini" shades.

I bought the Audi in white because the choices were white, black, grey, and a very dark very boring shade of blue that might as well be black except in direct sunlight.

I would've paid an extra thousand bucks for a bright metallic paint. I will not pay $5000 for someone to put a temporary fucking wrap on it though.
 
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Preach. I'm so tired of the boring greyscale shit. I want a "fuck you and fuck your retinas" orange or green or purple or blue available when I buy a car.
Toyota delivered a very FYAFYR Orange a couple years ago on TRD trucks. The Tundra was like staring at Betelgeuse with naked eyes from a couple AUs out - overwhelmingly huge and eye-searingly orange.

That said, my dad owned a Saab in international safety orange in the '70s and we've only backslid since then, so Sweden needs to get funky again goddamnit
 
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That should be software updatable. Our Leaf actually has a switch to control that so you can set it to locked, unlocked or auto which locks it until it's done charging. It pretty much always stays in the unlocked position as we charge almost exclusively at home. I'm pretty sure you can unlock it with the keyfob too I haven't actually done that.
It should be, but Volvo software is ... not great so they didn't give you that option. It is really annoying, especially compared to a Tesla where you can just walk up, unplug and go.
 
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Frodo Douchebaggins

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Toyota delivered a very FYAFYR Orange a couple years ago on TRD trucks. The Tundra was like staring at Betelgeuse with naked eyes from a couple AUs out - overwhelmingly huge and eye-searingly orange.

yessss that is the dream. I saw a nazi polygon this morning on the way to work that was wrapped in lamborghini green and it made me actually smile a little bit despite myself.
That said, my dad owned a Saab in international safety orange in the '70s and we've only backslid since then, so Sweden needs to get funky again goddamnit


I'm reminded of a quote from The Rock: "Most of the time I live in a glass jar and live a very uneventful life. I drive a Volvo, a beige one. But what I'm dealing with here is one of the deadliest substances the earth has ever known so whaddya say you cut me some friggin' slack‽"
 
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It should be, but Volvo software is ... not great so they didn't give you that option. It is really annoying, especially compared to a Tesla where you can just walk up, unplug and go.
My wife has a 2020 XC90 hybrid, and that is indeed annoying about it. (Though you don't need to lock-unlock it - just hit unlock even if it's already unlocked).

I have a 2022 C40 BEV, and that does it much better: there's a button right next to the socket to unlock the charger. I can't imagine Volvo has backslid on this one!
 
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Keeping the screen up in the driver's natural sight line is way more important than catering to the subjective aesthetic preference that the screen be inset into the dash.
Don't know about you, but the middle of the car is not where I look when I'm driving. Also, a vertically oriented screen means looking down more to see the lower half than a wide screen integrated into the dash. I personally don't think it is subjective.
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