More than half its profit came from emissions credits as sales fell 8.6 percent.
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Assuming they actually pay their bills.The hilarious part is them converting the Fremont plant to make robots. The ones that nobody has seen. Switching a plant from cars to robots is likely going to be an expensive venture but if they haven't gotten a final design for Optimus, the change order costs are going to eat Tesla alive.
They are reporting on the same data, after all.The article seems to be near identical to the one written by Fred over at Electrek a couple of hours ago
The simplest way to explain it is that Income from operations is the income you have from your primary business. Say you make widgets and sell a million and make a profit of $5 on each. (The actual sales price doesn't matter.) Your income from operations would be $5 million. But the company also makes money from interest on the money it has in the bank at any given time. And if the company owns stock or bonds in another company, they might have dividends and interest that get added in to your total income. Might not be much, might be a bundle. But it's not income from widget making.What does the bolded part mean?
I’m starting to think that the entire reason for the cyber truck market to exist is to help a Nissan truck owners feel better.I dunno, I see people driving them around town thinking it makes them look cool. You know, truck stuff.
My guess is the Semi program hasn’t been rebooted so much as it’s been booted into safe mode - a zombie product, only notionally under ongoing development and only to the extent they can’t be charged of securities fraud after claiming it’s coming.I have lived in northern Nevada for about five years and regularly travel back to the Bay Area.
In 2023 and 2024 I saw Tesla semi’s regularly driving interstate 80 back-and-forth across the hill on training runs and what I must assume be testing runs. Then, one of them crashed near Gold Run, and almost burned down that side of the Sierra when the battery packs were punctured and went critical.
I have seen two Tesla semi’s on the road since then. One on US 50, near the Tesla semi facility. The other was driving around in Sparks, and appeared to be having trouble navigating city streets. it’s well known here that the semi program has been rebooted in a fundamental way, and that the effort is very far behind other EV tractor manufacturers. The semi tractor will be dead on arrival if it even shows up.
Honestly is should do better internationally than in the US. Germany alone buys as many new semi's as the US each year and the EU in total 5 times more.
The downside of having 27 nations is limited waterway transport for cross country trade and the railways prioritise passenger over cargo so trucks dominate.
Fleet managers would be more than willing to evaluate the Tesla Semi on its merits, even though they don't have any relationship with the company.Fleet managers don’t give a limp pity fuck about Elon’s shitty freestyle sci-fi. They’re going to buy trucks that make sense for their actual needs from manufacturers with whom they have existing relationships.
It kind of makes me sad that after everything, Tesla sales ONLY fell 8.6%. . . that's not nothing, not insignificant, but it really seems like the message here is that going full-bore fascism, and stealing the American public's data from the government, only costs you 8.6% of sales, which might recover in a couple years. . .
The 70% share of water transport for EU is weird.Trucks dominate in the US way more than Europe.
EU's freight modal share is ~70% water, ~25% road and ~5% rail.
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/stati...le=Freight_transport_statistics_-_modal_split
Excluding pipelines, US's is more like 12% water, 53% road and 34% rail
https://www.bts.gov/content/us-ton-miles-freight
A trillion isn't enough, it has to be at least a bazillion!Clearly the CEO isn't sufficiently incentivized. Get that man a trillion dollars, stat!
You lost some muchness there, you need several more.How long will I have to wait to find out if a lot of rich people are smarter than me or much, much dumber than me?
The simplest way to explain it is that Income from operations is the income you have from your primary business. Say you make widgets and sell a million and make a profit of $5 on each. (The actual sales price doesn't matter.) Your income from operations would be $5 million. But the company also makes money from interest on the money it has in the bank at any given time. And if the company owns stock or bonds in another company, they might have dividends and interest that get added in to your total income. Might not be much, might be a bundle. But it's not income from widget making.
And you only missed nailing it by “that much”: (https://www.quotes.net/mquote/741325)I think Musk has nowadays some moments of lucidity away from his usual ketamine diet because things feel like he wants to pivot exclusively to SpaceX and its IPO as the base of his fortune.
Tesla will slowly continue to circle the drain, an embattled and ultimately failingautomotive,robotics, AI company.
You are totally ignoring that grifting is their very best-selling product, with huge profit margins.[snipped]
Robotics and autonomous vehicles are never going to be a thing for Tesla.
As is true for even one, for a sufficiently large enough value of one. Check with Terrence Howard for a convincing mathemaniacal proof.Five or ten or twenty is technically "a volume", I guess.
I think Tesla has a potential future as an energy solutions provider, like charging stations and battery storage (both private and industrial). However, it would likely need to be spun off into a separate company from the car and AI parts. And that Elon Musk is completely disconnected from it.I think Musk has nowadays some moments of lucidity away from his usual ketamine diet because things feel like he wants to pivot exclusively to SpaceX and its IPO as the base of his fortune.
Tesla will slowly continue to circle the drain, an embattled and ultimately failingautomotive,robotics, AI company.
It’s still the only the sane choice for the long term survival of the company.Yeah, if you enjoy deflating the stock price by 80% or so.
GameStop would suggest that this isn't always the case. Dumb Money should be required viewing for everybody thinking about the wealthy these days.Unfortunately, longer than you can stay solvent.
Ok.. So what are get actually being converted to? I'm certain it won't be to building those things.https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/jan/28/tesla-q4-earnings-estimates-elon-musk
Okay… so they’re cancelling car lines now too?
No, no, it's a robotics company, or is it a cab company? Nah, it's Elons personal piggybank!Good thing Tesla is an AI company now!
Oh man hard disagree about not wanting a robot that does all the things Optimus will totally definitely do for real.Since then, they made their cars worse, blew the wad on the cybertruck, then the cyber cab, then the robots that NO ONE actually wants, squandered their technical lead, destroyed their brand by associating themselves with nazis (despite their core customers being exactly opposites), and pissed off more than half the world. But, the stock has stayed high because there are too many "smartest guys in the room" in finance who don't want to admit they were wrong. It's being held up by wishes and dreams.
This handjob line deserves to be the featured comment on this article. I lost it.Translation: Elon got bored running a mature business like an actual adult and crawls up the goddamn wall unless he's risking billions of dollars on other people's money on something new that fascinates him.
RRRRRRRRGHHHHHH this stupid motherfucker. We ALREADY have robots that can outperform human surgeons. We've had them for decades. We use them where it makes sense to, which is to say in limited and highly specialized contexts doing things human hands can't do through minuscule incisions. And I don't give a fuck how much these dumbfucks wave their hands around about AI, they are not delivering a general-purpose learning AI capable of independently doing a full range of household chores or independently performing surgeries to the standard of a human surgeon without telepresent control. There is no AI at present or anywhere on the horizon that is capable of replicating those tasks or of emulating human problem-solving, judgement, or learning. We don't even know if such a thing is possible given realistic constraints on power, cooling water, and compute. If Optimus is capable of independently doing anything more complex than giving me a handjob in three years, I'll give it a handjob.
We have a real problem in this country, namely that the people who control the money are morons, grifters, engaged in securities fraud, or all three - hi Cathie Wood!
I'm even more bewildered at people here in continental Europe who still buy this brand which is now very well known for the poor quality, reliability, security and build issues, horrible resale value when the EU and Asian brands offer a far more compelling proposition.Funny article in the local newspaper. After 4 years new cars have to undergo their inspection here (Belgium). Roughly 50% of Teslas (model 3 and y) fail due to too much clearance in the suspension. It is a problem in multiple EU countries. Other brands, even the French ones do not have this issue.
I wonder who will be blamed for this. Oh no I don't. They probably blame EU inspection for being anti America.
I’d understand that being intentional. So I even like it.Your finger slipped and you maybe typed zero instead of capital O for Outlook. I don't think there's anything morally wrong there, we all make typos.
When prices go up after the stock exchange is closed, it is the stock exchange algorithms fiddling with the supposed price. Not any humans buying and selling.How long will I have to wait to find out if a lot of rich people are smarter than me or much, much dumber than me?
It's a combination of charger fees and servicing fees, as well as subscriptions like FSD. For a conventional automotive business, parts and servicing costs form a large part of their profits. Tesla finally has a decent sized, aging fleet, so income from these is steadily increasing.What are these services exactly? Like charger location fees?