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  1. dorkbert

    Trump health official ousted after allegedly giving himself a fake title

    ... but hundreds of thousands of doctors, nurses of willing participants in Aktion T4 got off scot free. Despite official instruction to terminate the operation due to "bad optics", many of these "do no harm" doctors quietly continued rhe euthanasia program.
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    Trump cuts tariff on UK cars; American carmakers not happy about it

    I wonder how much bribe did derp orange monkey extorted from UK car makers for that.
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    Starlink: Here’s a free satellite dish—if you pay $120 a month instead of $90

    F_ck starlink, Elon and the horse it ride in on. No money for Elon.
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    SpaceX pushed “sniper” theory with the feds far more than is publicly known

    In the mental haze induced by prolong drug abuse, everything that goes wrong in its life is a direct result of some insidious conspiracy against it.
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    As preps continue, it’s looking more likely NASA will fly the Artemis II mission

    Derp orange monkey: oh yeah? Hold my coke. (Purportedly it doesn't drink beer)
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    As preps continue, it’s looking more likely NASA will fly the Artemis II mission

    I'm more concerned if it'll experience an unscheduled rapid self disassembly on the launch pad.
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    CDC rocked by top-level departures, loss of $11.4B in COVID funding

    It'll disappears like a miracle.
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    CDC rocked by top-level departures, loss of $11.4B in COVID funding

    Looks like derp orange monkey regime is looking to top it's previous record for preventable deaths.
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    How Google nerfed my Pixel 4a—then stuck it to me, too

    My old man's pixel 4a (4G) battery ballooned while in Taiwan. No problem, cell phone repair shops are everywhere, right? Wrong! Google's contract manufacturer saw fit to serialize the battery, so suddenly the battery has to be special ordered from htc. Then it gets better; the previously...
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    Trump administration accidentally texted secret bombing plans to a reporter

    Once again demonstrated derp orange monkey's regime is a clear and present danger to the republic. Where are all those "oath keepers"? Oh, they're colluding with the regime.
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    FBI probes arson of Tesla cars and facilities, says “this is domestic terrorism”

    Somebody in FBI has been busy licking the Musk anus.
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    Anti-vaccine group founded by RFK Jr. weaponizes child’s measles death

    Quoting immortal words of derp admiral Kirk: "let'em die." I consider this to be natural selection at work.
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    Brother denies using firmware updates to brick printers with third-party ink

    Brother denied that firmware update blocks third party toner cartridge, but did not deny the update would degrade print quality when using third party toner cartridge.
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    Researchers puzzled by AI that admires Nazis after training on insecure code

    we should train an AI on ARS forum content and see what that begets.
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    Researchers puzzled by AI that admires Nazis after training on insecure code

    for some reason, the forbin project comes to mind.
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    Louisiana officially ends mass vaccinations as RFK Jr. comes to power

    I am just so waiting for the black plague to make a come back in derp tRump Amerika.
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    Texas measles outbreak climbs to 48 cases, almost all kids; 13 hospitalized

    I believe a Nelson's "Har-har" is in order here.
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    Musk’s DOGE clashes with Treasury over access to payment system, report says

    it should be put down like the rabid dog it is.
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    Has Trump changed the retirement plans for the country’s largest coal plants?

    the new administration envisions millions of new jobs created scrubbing the dirt coal.
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    Peeing is contagious among chimps

    certainly explains why the capital stinks.