No F-150 in France? US automakers complain the EU blocks big trucks.

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First vehicle I ever drove was a Chevy LUV (rebadged Isuzu Faster). It was only 160 x 486 cm (63 x 191 in) in size, which isn't much different from my Bolt EUV, which is dwarfed by almost every light truck I see on the road these days. The growth in size, especially height, is just nuts.
Can't find it now, but I saw a photo before the 2027 Bolt was officially on sale where one was parked between a couple of Silverado EVs. The outside top of the Bolt was at the lower window line of the pickups. It's not just kids that are invisible from modern US pickups...
 
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"[...]the average US residential road is 50-feet wide (15.2 m)[...]"

Oh God, I'm laughing so hard right now ... Sure, here in Italy our roads are just a little bit narrower than that ...

I have to question the 50 foot figure. What exactly are they calling a residential road?

I'm in Colorado, and the roads inside my neighborhood are about 20 feet wide, while the road just outside the neighborhood is about 30 feet wide. I've lived in many states in the US and I never saw a road within a residential neighborhood that was more than 30 feet wide. 20 is MUCH more common.

We do have 50 foot roads nearby, but they are larger 4 lane roads between communities.
 
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First vehicle I ever drove was a Chevy LUV (rebadged Isuzu Faster). It was only 160 x 486 cm (63 x 191 in) in size, which isn't much different from my Bolt EUV, which is dwarfed by almost every light truck I see on the road these days. The growth in size, especially height, is just nuts.
My friend in high school's dad owned an engine rebuild shop and they had a LUV for deliveries. When the Isuzu engine wore out they dropped a Buick 215 V-8 (the basis of the famous Rover V-8) into it. Then when they got a new delivery truck my friend inherited the LUV. It was beat to hell, covered in grease, and could burn rubber in all four gears. Being gentle with the clutch it could also take any muscle car when the light turned green. It's a wonder we didn't die in that thing, but it was a lot of fun.
 
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Fair is fair. If the US is so demanding then a demonstration of safety is in order. I suggest that a representative of the US, let's say DJT, drive a raised F350 down a single-track road in Eire for 25 miles and then parallel park it in the nearest village without incident. Repeat ten times. If he manages that then let the negotiations begin. In any case, given the GVW of many large US pickups (loaded) a C-class license would be required to drive one on the public roads and getting one is not simple.
 
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There's a guy living in the adjacent tower block in my neighborhood in Czechia. He drives a Ford Ranger - https://www.ford.cz/dodavky-pick-upy/ranger - with jacked up suspension, oversized heavy-duty all terrain tires sticking to the sides, the lot.

The car is ridiculously oversized, sticks out of the parking box, you can't open the door on a car parked next to it. The fact that the owner can't park doesn't help.

Oh... and he's like 165 cm tall (that's 5'5")

In 5-6 years I never saw a speckle of mud on the car, never saw the guy loading tools or gear, or tow a trailer.
Here in the US I drive a not-jacked up Ranger and am constantly dwarfed by idiots with "real" pickups that are at least 33% larger in all dimensions. It's really bad.
 
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real mikeb_60

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Same with my old college roommate. He “needed” a bigger camper since his kids were getting bigger so he took out a 7-year note on a F-250. His last kid graduates HS in a couple months. Nothing like a car mortgage to pull your camper for a week every year.
When my dad retired, he bought a 5th-wheel trailer and a GMC pickup to go with it for Those Long Retirement Road Trips. The rig got used for the intended purpose maybe 2-3 times a year; the trailer spent most of its life in a storage lot, and the truck parked beside the house. The truck was too big and used too much fuel even for the 1980s, even for them (fairly well-off retirees with a good pension). When they decided to dump the trailer, it was sold as a set with the truck, which was replaced with a 90s Tacoma; the Toyota was smaller & easier to drive (so it could be used as a 2nd car too), used much less gas, and was just as useful (payload, bed size) for the occasional suburban trips that required a truck. It moved several of us kids, several times, and afaik is still running around with one of their grandkids.

Unfortunately, that style of "Tacoma" is long gone. Modern ones are as big and imposing as any current US pickup model (I think it's considered "mid-size" now), though not any more useful. In fact, the bed is smaller than the old one because you can only get current models with 4 doors afaik.
 
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Yes and in the UK you need a HGV licence. Karen doing the fucking school run won't ......

Very few of our roads are suitable and these overweight monstrosities will pothole them to shit even more than we already have.
Export-model Ram (looks like the older model resurrected for this purpose, not the current US Ram) in Europe. Probably should have the disclaimer on the all-rural video: "closed road, professional driver; do not attempt this yourself!"

View: https://youtu.be/nr-Op6C4XTM?si=X64s2TQyLu2hFiK6


Then there's this one. Obviously needs more than its own lane.

View: https://youtu.be/NmrLpb_JdXo?si=mEaOaqtq5XjiLg-P


Supposedly, though, most of the Ram pickups for Europe will be a smaller (but still large for Europe - US mid-size) model that won't be sold in the US.
 
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The principle here is just "your right to swing your fist ends at my face." Oversized pickups are a direct problem because they are actually dangerous to everyone else; it isn't just a matter of taste. Oversized SUVs also have a lot of bad effects on people who don't drive them, but they aren't direct threats in the same way.
To add to my earlier post about this and how insane pickups have gotten. Because I forgot , my dad had a 99 Silverado until a few years ago. That truck was not oversized at all. And it could haul and tow everything he ever needed it to (boats, trailers with Snowmobiles). He bought a modern Silverado like 2 years ago and it's absurd how much bigger it is. The truck bed can't even haul more stuff than the old one
And I drove it the other day as a designated driver and the thing feels so unweildly and weird to drive. It's like they are trying to get pickups to look and feel like an 18 wheeler .
 
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I think 'overspecified' is a great way to put it. That's honestly what most pickups on the road in America are. They have way more power and size than they need.

But at the same time, unfortunately, the OEMs know their audience. They know they'll sell a ton of the things to guys who will never use them for work or any arduous labor a day in their lives, but "gotta have the V-8" because that's what makes it a "real" truck.

I used to have a Chevy Silverado Work Truck trim with a V-6 as a secondary vehicle for hauling and towing. The amount of times some idiot "truck guy" would step to me because he had a 5.7L Hemi in his RAM or the 5.0L Coyote in his F-150 or whatever...my response to all those guys (and it was always guys - I know and have known women who drive pickups too, but literally none of them cared what size motor was under the hood) was always some variation of, 'Quick, tell me one single thing you've done with your truck in the past year that I couldn't do with mine because I don't have the V-8.' And I never, ever got a true answer.

Anyway, that just speaks to your overall point about them being overspecified. Most pickups sold don't need nearly the size and power that they have. But the OEMs know their audience, so they're not gonna change until/unless something outside of themselves forces a massive paradigm shift in either their feasability to build those vehicles or in customer demands. It's a problem that won't fix itself without outside interference I guess is what I'm trying to say, sadly.
Total agreement. It's not about what they need, it's about what they could do.
 
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Big dick energy? The first thought that comes into my mind when I see on in the Netherlands is "Oh look, a guy with a small dick" :D
Lmao, that's pretty much the same, it's the people who think they have big dicks but really don't. The smol bois needing to project "YEAH MURICA! LOOK AT ME IM SO ALPHA BIG DICK"
 
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Dang it! Just a few hours ago saw a big long Dodge RAM truck parked between 2 small 3 doors Fiat Punto (i'm in Italy), and my first thought was : Hey, look, a dick! Unfortunately i was driving and i could't take a picture.

It's okay, nobody really wants unsolicited dick pics.
 
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Europeans tend to be better drivers IMO.
Yeah, kinda, but it's mostly about how much harder it is to get a license in Europe.

I barely scraped by on my first try in Europe (get on this ring road, now make your way over to the fast lane, now take the next exit, now park here in a space with a single foot of clearance).

When I took the US test, I almost pissed myself laughing over how easy it was. Drive down this road, now this road, now park in this 65ft opening. When the examiner said I passed, I fully expected Aston Kutcher to jump out from behind the bushes. No, really, it was that stupid.
 
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I'm in Colorado, and the roads inside my neighborhood are about 20 feet wide, while the road just outside the neighborhood is about 30 feet wide. I've lived in many states in the US and I never saw a road within a residential neighborhood that was more than 30 feet wide. 20 is MUCH more common.
Now go to Europe and experience what 17' feels like.
 
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In the US, the width of our streets is mandated by fire departments. That’s why the average US residential road is 50-feet wide (15.2 m) and why US road lanes are typically 12 feet (3.6 m) wide compared to between 8.2-10.6 feet (2.5 m-3.2 m) for European roads. Parking spaces have similarly smaller footprints.

I really appreciate the article pointing this out. Almost nobody in the US understands just how much of our built environment: roads, setbacks, elevator size, double-loaded corridor/single stair hotels/multi-family apartments/condos, etc. are determined by fire departments. These fire departments are basically making these decisions on vibes, and suffer from the same "big truck" mentality that F-150/Silverado/Ram buyers do.

Our fire trucks have to be BIG to carry a BIG ladder and LOTS of water and ALL our equipment. Nevermind that most of that is wasted since fire departments spend far more time responding to car accidents than structure fires. Many of of those accidents are at least partially caused and typically exacerbated by excessive speed, since nobody drives the speed limit because roads are so wide and distances between things so far (building setbacks and parking requirements) that it tricks the mind into thinking we aren't going fast enough. It's utterly absurd to send a 60k-80k lbs, multi-million dollar articulated ladder truck to respond to car accidents, but our fire departments do it routinely. The need to get to the scene FAST in that massive truck drives the requirements for wider streets which themselves encourage unsafe driving.
 
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to car accidents than structure fires. Many of of those accidents are at least partially caused and typically exacerbated by excessive speed, since nobody drives the speed limit because roads are so wide and distances between things so far (building setbacks and parking requirements) that it tricks the mind into thinking we aren't going fast enough.
Did you just make that up or do you have some facts?
 
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Hold the line, Europe — America is clogged with massive trucks driven by small men.
The last thing Europe needs is turbocharged F150s.

Hell, I'm in Toronto, work as a contractor, ALL my coworkers drive giant ass pickup trucks - and the best part? They refuse to haul goods or fill them to more than 1/10th capacity because they don't want to "abuse the car". Seriously, they refuse to load anything over 220lb.

They bought fully decked out trucks for... ??? [some unknown purpose, it sure aint hauling goods] I don't know. - one coworker paid over 120,000CAD despite spending almost all of his earnings on payments each month. "It'll ruin the suspension or transmission". 220lb is "too fucking much".
The "it's not a car it's my baby" car.
 
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Were there really only 5,000 Rams imported in the entire EU in a year? I'm in the EU now, and I can't turn the corner without seeing one (yes, different ones, I'm not being stalked), usually parked at some impossible angle or jutting out into the traffic.

Maybe it's just how grotesquely out of place they look, but if you'd told me it was 50,000, I wouldn't have blinked either.
 
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I have personally seen diesel at $10.18 per US gallon. A motorway service stop it's true, but I saw it.

Edit 199.9p per litre
Here in Australia it's currently at US$8.25 a gallon (A$3.08 a litre).

Funnily enough massive trucks, though mostly compact by US standards, are finally taking a hit in the market. Add in a big steering fault recall on Toyota Hiluxes and its shifting the market a bit.

EVs have trebled sales.

It's hilarious when the US administration talks about respecting trade deals after a couple of years of whim based tariffs used as threats and punishments in complete abrogation of those very trade deals. It shows what was always said by the critics that the trade deals are only there for the major corporations to control the smaller partners governments and they work well for that.
 
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I can't tell you how many small minded people here buy absolutely obnoxious large trucks that have never been used for a day of work. We need more regulation here in the US regarding the size of our vehicles. The last thing EU should do is follow our example.
Actually regulation is likely the main reason we have so many oversized trucks in the US, at least originally (by now it's probably more cultural inertia than regulations) : https://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2012/10/how-cafe-killed-compact-trucks-and-station-wagons/
 
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My wife's family lives in Spain, a bit outside Madrid, and a Caddy would be fine in their area - they drive a Seat Arona, which is B-segment, but you see plenty of C-segment crossovers around except in the old core of the city. Madrid has a lot of that big, grand fascist urban planning, though, and was less constrained in its expansion. Speaking of Barcelona, the Eixample neighborhood, for example (ayoooo) was actually designed around cars, with angled corners so a '20s car could take them without slowing down so much they'd stall and big wide streets by Euro standards, but you're SOL in the old town. In my experience, this is the case with a lot of Euro cities - the part where the street plan was laid down by Romans or Goths sucks to drive anything in, but the suburban ring that got built in the '70s up to now is basically designed around people driving Golfs.
In Eixample in Barcelona, the corners have been converted to motorbike or car parking spaces, the road has been converted to four lanes where one is for buses or taxis, one is for parking and loading/unloading, leaving two 2.4m wide lanes for cars and nobody's fitting a Dodge Ram in a lane or in an underground car park when they arrive at their destination (which they won't because it's wider than a lane).

These obese gas-guzzling vehicles just won't sell, except to the kind of idiots who think it's a good idea to import cybertrucks themselves and then get them impounded shortly afterwards by the police for being a danger.
 
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Here in Australia it's currently at US$8.25 a gallon (A$3.08 a litre).

Funnily enough massive trucks, though mostly compact by US standards, are finally taking a hit in the market. Add in a big steering fault recall on Toyota Hiluxes and its shifting the market a bit.

EVs have trebled sales.

It's hilarious when the US administration talks about respecting trade deals after a couple of years of whim based tariffs used as threats and punishments in complete abrogation of those very trade deals. It shows what was always said by the critics that the trade deals are only there for the major corporations to control the smaller partners governments and they work well for that.
That's interesting about truck sales declining, since the US "midsize" Ranger was first designed for the Australian market. You need to revive utes and then get the rest of the world on board.
 
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I can't tell you how many small minded people here buy absolutely obnoxious large trucks that have never been used for a day of work. We need more regulation here in the US regarding the size of our vehicles. The last thing EU should do is follow our example.
The one silver lining of this horrible Iranian war is that these fucks are paying out the nose to fill these pieces of shit with fuel.
 
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Hmm. So I'm wrong when I fill mine over the top of the sides of the bed with concrete blocks or trash and have to tarp it down? [sarcasm off]

I have mine for a reason. And not as a daily driver.
You represent like 5% of the people who buy these things. The rest are just using the vehicle as a gender-affirmation device.
 
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I promise you it will do all the truck things you need and be much easier to live with in every possible way.
So it will pull the 15 to 20 foot fishing boats I see on the road all the time to the lake a couple of hours away? Pull the dual 4x4 UTV trailer my neighbor up the street has loaded without issue? Carry two to three cubic yards of mulch?

The Maverick is a wonderful vehicle that deserves to be a best seller, but don’t mistake it for covering most of the stuff rural people do with their trucks.
 
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