Electrical current might be the key to a better cup of coffee

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The static charge generated during a grind is also responsible for the small mess you make when pouring the ground-up beans into your coffee brewer. The grounds just stick to any surrounding surface. Putting a few drops of water into the grinder before grinding reduces that mess somewhat.
 
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Jennifer, for a brief moment, you had made my day beautiful with that headline: "Electrical current might be the key to a better cup of coffee". I thought I had the perfect excuse to don the white lab coat, hire the Igor, strap the coffee maker to the slab, raise it to the heavens while lightning arced overhead, bolts raining down from the sky, to hit the rod and electrify the brew, as it rises from the slab and stumbles forth to awaken the townspeople while I laugh manically, liquid inspiration held in one tiny, perfect cup!

But it turned out to be the opposite. Ah, well, this is good to know, too.
 
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So a new Starbuck's app, mandatory profiles with lots of delicious personal data to mine, the inconvenience of having to use one's phone to get the "perfect" cup of coffee, billions spent and quintillions of electrons dying, all for an excuse to charge a more premium price on a cup of coffee that manages to taste worse than the bilge water they serve at Dennys?

Oh, boy! Where do I sign up? /s
May I suggest a cup of coffee before posting.
 
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In the United States, a "cuppa joe" is coffee (esp. cheap diner coffee, but not exclusively).
In the United States that would be "cup of joe" or hyphenated "cup o' joe". The English expression has similar root but sounds different as "cuppa". I don't know the right pronunciation terms but the English expression flows faster and the "cup o' joe" has a longer and more seperated "p" and "o" sound.
 
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I don't speak the King's English, but I was always under the impression "cuppa" referred exclusively to tea. Can it refer to tea and not tea? Arthur Dent asking.
Tea only. And frankly anyone suggesting otherwise is close to inviting us to come back and take back over.
 
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Please don't anger the jury

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Aurich

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The static charge generated during a grind is also responsible for the small mess you make when pouring the ground-up beans into your coffee brewer. The grounds just stick to any surrounding surface. Putting a few drops of water into the grinder before grinding reduces that mess somewhat.
I give my beans a couple quick spritzes with an atomizer when I weigh them, works great, no fuss.

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In the United States that would be "cup of joe" or hyphenated "cup o' joe". The English expression has similar root but sounds different as "cuppa". I don't know the right pronunciation terms but the English expression flows faster and the "cup o' joe" has a longer and more seperated "p" and "o" sound.
https://books.google.com/ngrams/gra...tart=1800&year_end=2022&corpus=en&smoothing=3
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ETA: When I filter by "American English" it turns out "Cuppa Joe" is more popular than ever, but I think that's because in title case it's the name of at least one coffee shop.
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In the United States, a "cuppa joe" is coffee (esp. cheap diner coffee, but not exclusively).
I feel like it's more like "I'll have a cup-a-joe" to allow the words to slide together rather than the way the British use "cuppa".

Also I swear I hear things like "I'm a mess until I've had my morning cuppa" a lot more these days from the British shows I've watched so I don't know if that's driving more usage in the US? Although, from the graph above it appears that this trend may have already peaked in relation to Joe.
 
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The static charge generated during a grind is also responsible for the small mess you make when pouring the ground-up beans into your coffee brewer. The grounds just stick to any surrounding surface. Putting a few drops of water into the grinder before grinding reduces that mess somewhat.
I just let the grounds sit in the grinder while the water is heating. The charge dissipates.
 
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Tea only. And frankly anyone suggesting otherwise is close to inviting us to come back and take back over.
Is it "take back over" or "liberate"? given current US management I'm tempted to view the later. Heck even a tool like Farage seems refreshing compared to Stephan Miller or Trump.
 
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Chinsukolo

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Tea only. And frankly anyone suggesting otherwise is close to inviting us to come back and take back over.
Don't promise us salvation form insanity and fascism and then leave us hanging...

If all we have to do is yell cuppa cuppa about coffee to get some help - I'll get started

Even with the mess of Brexit and your own brand of Trumpians, you still seem do be doing quite a bit better.
 
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In the United States that would be "cup of joe" or hyphenated "cup o' joe". The English expression has similar root but sounds different as "cuppa". I don't know the right pronunciation terms but the English expression flows faster and the "cup o' joe" has a longer and more seperated "p" and "o" sound.
Cuppa Joe
 
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azazel1024

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In the United States that would be "cup of joe" or hyphenated "cup o' joe". The English expression has similar root but sounds different as "cuppa". I don't know the right pronunciation terms but the English expression flows faster and the "cup o' joe" has a longer and more seperated "p" and "o" sound.
At least in the mid Atlantic, it is pronounced "cup a joe", not with an oh sound in the middle. If that is said.

Pretty much everyone (around these parts) calls it "coffee"*. Not cup of coffee, just coffee. Assuming they mean the actual basic beverage. 98% of people are ordering a "latte". Or "mocha" or "macchiato". "espresso" "cafe americano".

Very few people order just "coffee", but when they do in the mid Atlantic, it is almost always just "coffee".

There is more of a break in the words than "cuppa joe" or the British "cuppa".

*My experience and my wife was also a barista for a few years after high school, and also her experience. Granted that latter was 20 years ago.
 
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azazel1024

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IMHO, one thing I see little of, on Ars, or Coffee nerdry is the impact of WATER on the final brew.

Which I find odd, because there is SO much focus on water on the final brew with BEER. But on coffee, I basically never hear about it. Coffee shops seem to do one of three things. Nothing about their water. Basic filtering. Reverse osmosis.

I don't see then ever adultering their water.

IMHO, my experience is that the starting water has a strong impact on the final brew. With harder water providing a much softer tasting coffee with reduced bitterness, most noticeable with very dark roasts. The extra minerals seem to buffer the flavor profile more. Same with the starting acidity of the water. More acidic water leads to a sharper and harsher tasting final brew (but also a weaker one). A fairly neutral (but not alkaline) water with medium hardness produces the best dark coffees, with a hint of sodium in the water (a HINT).

Just my opinion. I will walk away now before I get too nerdy and hurt myself.
 
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IMHO, one thing I see little of, on Ars, or Coffee nerdry is the impact of WATER on the final brew.

Which I find odd, because there is SO much focus on water on the final brew with BEER. But on coffee, I basically never hear about it. Coffee shops seem to do one of three things. Nothing about their water. Basic filtering. Reverse osmosis.

I don't see then ever adultering their water.

IMHO, my experience is that the starting water has a strong impact on the final brew. With harder water providing a much softer tasting coffee with reduced bitterness, most noticeable with very dark roasts. The extra minerals seem to buffer the flavor profile more. Same with the starting acidity of the water. More acidic water leads to a sharper and harsher tasting final brew (but also a weaker one). A fairly neutral (but not alkaline) water with medium hardness produces the best dark coffees, with a hint of sodium in the water (a HINT).

Just my opinion. I will walk away now before I get too nerdy and hurt myself.
You should watch that James Hoffman video that was linked above, it will make you feel better with the level of nerding out over water in it.

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At least in the mid Atlantic, it is pronounced "cup a joe", not with an oh sound in the middle. If that is said.

Pretty much everyone (around these parts) calls it "coffee"*. Not cup of coffee, just coffee. Assuming they mean the actual basic beverage. 98% of people are ordering a "latte". Or "mocha" or "macchiato". "espresso" "cafe americano".

Very few people order just "coffee", but when they do in the mid Atlantic, it is almost always just "coffee".

There is more of a break in the words than "cuppa joe" or the British "cuppa".

*My experience and my wife was also a barista for a few years after high school, and also her experience. Granted that latter was 20 years ago.
How are things in Bermuda?
 
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Sphex

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Tea only. And frankly anyone suggesting otherwise is close to inviting us to come back and take back over.
I accept your offer. Next Monday good for you?

Regarding the Americanism "cup o' joe", being 'Murican I'm familiar with that of course, I've just never seen an American use the word "cuppa" in isolation. I do not mean to bash on J.O.; it's a very minor nit, carry on then.

(Edited for clarity.)
 
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