Report: Sam Altman seeking trillions for AI chip fabrication from UAE, others

Did he have an AI write the proposal? Maybe that's why the numbers are so large, LLMs seem to be bad at math.

Joking aside I don't see how this is in any way a reasonable plan. Where is he expecting the money to come from? What's the ROI for investors expected to be? How does any of this even begin to make sense?

Edit: You know what, to put these numbers to scale, Microsoft's market cap is currently about $3 trillion. He's asking from about double that to more than double that. For a single venture: AI chips.
 
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I work in DSS. Where people don't have a house, health care, or food and ask for help constantly. And this fucker is asking for trillions in investments for fuckin' chips?! Fuck this place.
The difference is that your clients are never going to make that money back.

Oh.... Wait.
 
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Yeah, great idea, let's get the world's most powerful and authoritarian fossil fuel magnates to oversee funding the most advanced technical innovations humanity has ever created. What could go wrong!
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Nah. The fossil fuel industry has the money to be evil and sociopathic in terrifyingly intelligent and inventive ways. Few things could be better for the environment than if they started taking direction from a chatbot that was mostly trained by shit dimwits wrote on Reddit.
 
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JFC. Trillions in capital would solve so many more important real problems. What a douche.
Even just applying that much capital to any number of hare-brained ideas have the potential to permanently improve life. You could give every man, woman and child in the country $10,000.
 
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I don't think this is an amount of money you can reasonably bring to bare on anything short of a civilization wide effort. It will be incredibly distortive of whatever sectors of the global economy it's pumped into, and have absolutely absurd opportunities for waste and graft. At a certain point, the amount of money being moved around becomes a thing into itself, with it's own gravity and momentum.
 
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I had to do a cartoonish double-take upon reading the headline, because $5-7 trillion with a t is the kind of monetary value I would come up with as a kid... like according to Statista, a (very rough) estimate of global GDP in 2023 is something like $100 trillion. You're telling me that this Altman guy is seeking 5% of that (or roughly 20% of America's GDP) for producing semiconductor chips for ML processing?????? I swear he's on the same shit that SBF was (and probably is) on, because this doesn't make even an iota of sense!
 
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Did he have an AI write the proposal? Maybe that's why the numbers are so large, LLMs seem to be bad at math.

Joking aside I don't see how this is in any way a reasonable plan. Where is he expecting the money to come from? What's the ROI for investors expected to be? How does any of this even begin to make sense?

Edit: You know what, to put these numbers to scale, Microsoft's market cap is currently about $3 trillion. He's asking from about double that to more than double that. For a single venture: AI chips.
Roko’s Basilisk just doesn’t build itself, man!

Fuck that fucking thought exercise.
 
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I'm going to give what will obviously be a very unpopular opinion. Everyone here saying this is ridiculous sounds a lot like Bill Gates saying no one will ever need more than 640k in a PC. I don't know if he'll get it, but if he does, I think his investors are going to be very happy in 20 years.
What do you think the rate of return will have to be to justify investing 6 trillion dollars upfront? That's more than the spending budgets of many countries.
 
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I'm going to give what will obviously be a very unpopular opinion. Everyone here saying this is ridiculous sounds a lot like Bill Gates saying no one will ever need more than 640k in a PC. I don't know if he'll get it, but if he does, I think his investors are going to be very happy in 20 years.
Oh good, the UAE really needs more money!
 
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I had to do a cartoonish double-take upon reading the headline, because $5-7 trillion with a t is the kind of monetary value I would come up with as a kid... like according to Statista, a (very rough) estimate of global GDP in 2023 is something like $100 trillion. You're telling me that this Altman guy is seeking 5% of that (or roughly 20% of America's GDP) for producing semiconductor chips for ML processing?????? I swear he's on the same shit that SBF was (and probably is) on, because this doesn't make even an iota of sense!
Capitalism is a hell of a drug.
 
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I had to do a cartoonish double-take upon reading the headline, because $5-7 trillion with a t is the kind of monetary value I would come up with as a kid... like according to Statista, a (very rough) estimate of global GDP in 2023 is something like $100 trillion. You're telling me that this Altman guy is seeking 5% of that (or roughly 20% of America's GDP) for producing semiconductor chips for ML processing?????? I swear he's on the same shit that SBF was (and probably is) on, because this doesn't make even an iota of sense!
The more grandiose the claims and the tighter the timeline they urge, the more likely it is that they're utterly full of shit and just conning people as far as they can before it collapses. OpenAI got lucky in that LLMs etc. have some toy-like applications, but that may ultimately be to our detriment as it bolsters scammers like Altman.
 
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Don't worry everyone, I've got this. I'm happy to personally grant Altman $100 trillion out of my personal fortune.

It just happens to be in Zimbabwe currency.
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Sammy continuing to prove he is driven purely by money. Using a popular (and ineffective) gimmick to rake in trillions. He's wondering if the same people being fooled by LLMs are foolish enough to hand him money for the more logical offramp of instantly dominating the world's chip supply... ffs this guy is a blight...

Edit: just want to say this guy reminds me of a number of charismatic a holes who can pretend knowledge in order to fool investors, then when things begin going sideways, conveniently disappear and pretend they had nothing to do with it (see Boeing).
 
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