... I suppose a best-case reading of this is "we've learned what NOT to do, and we keep it around to remind ourselves."“After multiple years of real-world testing, it continues to inform how Samsung designs spatially aware, context-driven experiences, particularly in areas like smart home intelligence, ambient AI and privacy-by-design,” a Samsung spokesperson said in a statement to Bloomberg.
I'm straining to figure out why it made sense to have a robot that follows you around for all these things. Even the projector and smart speaker shown seems a bit unnecessary (how often does that really come up?) At least, in terms of making it so much better than just grabbing the projector/speaker when you need it.That sphere is a robot named Ballie that Samsung has teased and demoed for home use, including serving as a smart speaker.
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A marketing video also portrayed the robot controlling smart home devices, including activating a smart vacuum when someone made a mess.
Excellent point on the subscriber connection. Every time I turn my TV on, it connects to Samsung.So… vaporware, probably too expensive, probably requires a high bandwidth subscriber connection to the OEM, probably over-engineered, won’t do the things the manufacturer claims. How many times have we heard this?
Why not put Grok on it? That way you can "gift" your enemies a real life Internet troll that will follow them around and make foul comments. The market for this will be huge!I'm straining to figure out why it made sense to have a robot that follows you around for all these things. Even the projector and smart speaker shown seems a bit unnecessary (how often does that really come up?)
A smart watch would be more accurate for fall detection in that it actually has accelerometer data on the person's body.I could see a use where it follows around elderly folks in their homes and could sense a fall and/or act as an overpriced Life Alert. My SIL got a couple Alexa’s for my MIL so if she got in trouble she could call one of her daughters by voice. She fell in a room w/o an Alexa, couldn’t yell loud enough so she laid there.
….When she finally got up she “gave Alexa a piece of her mind for ignoring her.” Yep, she thinks she’s talking to a real person.
Having just witnessed a toddler trip over the robot vacuum when they (the toddler) wasn't paying attention, you'd have to make this thing insanely smart to know where to go to not make itself the trip hazard. Being a rolling microphone when someone has already fallen is great, unless it was the thing that made them fall.I could see a use where it follows around elderly folks in their homes and could sense a fall and/or act as an overpriced Life Alert. My SIL got a couple Alexa’s for my MIL so if she got in trouble she could call one of her daughters by voice. She fell in a room w/o an Alexa, couldn’t yell loud enough so she laid there.
Very cool, but wow, that’s kriffing expensive!
Dell only stopped marketing AI. Their hardware will still have all the AI stuff in it .Dell backtracks on AI in general and Samsung pretty much cancels this, maybe there is hope after all.
Microslop is going to crud up Windows but at least we have Linux.
Assuming the person remembers to charge it every day. One of those life alert necklaces with a button to press may be more feasible due to longer battery life. But again dubious - I recall my grandparents had one and always had it hanging on a coat hook.A smart watch would be more accurate for fall detection in that it actually has accelerometer data on the person's body.
Didn't know about this, but at least it seems useful for when you're carrying grocery bags in two hands in the rain. Or to help people with reduced mobility, to carry stuff around.
Down is pretty easy.Maybe someone finally thought to ask the question of how it will follow its owner up and down stairs.
Seriously. The auto-vacuum summoner function is the only use case they described that would require something other than a couple of smart speakers in different rooms, and even then, its sensors would presumably need to have line of sight to the spill zone in order to catch it and be of use.I'm straining to figure out why it made sense to have a robot that follows you around for all these things. Even the projector and smart speaker shown seems a bit unnecessary (how often does that really come up?) At least, in terms of making it so much better than just grabbing the projector/speaker when you need it.
At first I thought it WAS a smart vacuum, but no, it's just another piece of technology that can break between you and the smart vacuum.
If people really wanted something to do the functions this thing would do, it seems there are much better ways.
Today, Ballie is confirmed to be facing an eternity as vaporware.