RFK Jr. anti-vaccine ally dramatically quits CDC panel, complaining of drama

HHS spokesperson Andrew Nixon then released a statement to media pointing to Malone’s retraction and adding “Unless officially announced by us, any assertions about what we are doing next is baseless speculation.”

Malone told Roll Call today that Nixon’s response was what led to his departure.
Holy shit, this Malone guy must have like a nanometer thin skin to get this much upset by such a minor thing! I've literally seen 3-year olds with thicker skin than this.
 
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SnoopCatt

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“Hundreds of hours of uncompensated labor, incredible hate from many quarters, hostile press, internal bickering, weaponized leaking, sabotage—I have better things to do,” he said.

Translation: I can make more money for less effort by peddling Ivermectin and other snake-oil remedies to the gullible.
 
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“Hundreds of hours of uncompensated labor, incredible hate from many quarters, hostile press, internal bickering, weaponized leaking, sabotage—I have better things to do,” he said.

Translation: I can make more money for less effort by peddling Ivermectin and other snake-oil remedies to the gullible.
I bet he's going to go right back to heckling working scientists and government workers and not feel a femtoshred of irony, too.
 
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Maybe Andrew Nixon said what he said specifically to get Malone to resign from the panel. Did Malone consider that? Maybe it's a concerted effort to undermine the entire panel from within.

This Malone guy is clearly a complete amateur when it comes to conspiracy theories.

(Do I really need to attach a /s to this? Seriously?)
 
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“Suffice to say I do not like drama, and have better things to do,” he added.

It's certainly true that there are an infinite number of things he could do that would be better for all concerned than continuing to serve on the committee. Goodbye, please let the door hit you really hard on the way out.
 
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I bet he's going to go right back to heckling working scientists and government workers and not feel a femtoshred of irony, too.
Self-reflection, shame, respect for others...these are all disqualifying personal attributes to be appointed to high office in the MAGA-verse.
 
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“Hundreds of hours of uncompensated labor, incredible hate from many quarters, hostile press, internal bickering, weaponized leaking, sabotage—I have better things to do,” he said.
So much hate. Very sad, or sick! Treated badly, like a dog. Many such cases.

/djt
 
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My initial reaction is to let out a cheer at the news that there's now one less anti-vaccine nut on the ACIP. But then, I remember that Kennedy knows a seemingly-endless supply of these dipshits--one of whom will surely fill this guy's shoes in short order--and my good mood vanishes as quickly as it appeared.
 
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The worlds least-professional people are acting unprofessionally. I'm actually surprised by the depths of this incompetence, though: there are really good reasons for government officials to speak in terms of background, generalities, anecdotes, etc, unless you are an actual communications professional.

I've met and worked with comms people, they are orders of fucking magnitude more tactful and polite than I am even when making a maximum effort. More importantly, they know exactly the proper level of specificity necessary for a given situation.

Huh, come to think of it, the vagueness of this post is probably a good enough example of what I'm talking about as a contrast to, well, an entire department filled with That Guys.
 
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Actually, the more I think about Malone's complaints about underpaid and thankless labor, I can help but laugh.

Did he not understand that the main difference between civil, military, and foreign service is which species' shit the stick has been stuck into before it gets handed to you?
 
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HHS spokesperson Andrew Nixon then released a statement to media pointing to Malone’s retraction and adding “Unless officially announced by us, any assertions about what we are doing next is baseless speculation.”

Malone told Roll Call today that Nixon’s response was what led to his departure. “After Andrew trashing me with the press, I am done with the CDC and ACIP,” Malone said in a text message Tuesday morning. “That was the last straw.”
Fucking drama queen. His Dunning Kruger just exploded in his head when he got within smelling distance of reality and couldn’t handle it.

"Incompetent fuckwit" is just not a reality they're ready to accept.
 
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Holy shit, this Malone guy must have like a nanometer thin skin to get this much upset by such a minor thing! I've literally seen 3-year olds with thicker skin than this.
He probably was cornered. He had two options, cause a fuss or admit he was wrong about some small detail.

He did not think of the third popular option though. "After long considerations, I decided to leave and spend more time with my family..."

(/S)
 
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“Hundreds of hours of uncompensated labor, incredible hate from many quarters, hostile press, internal bickering, weaponized leaking, sabotage—I have better things to do,” he said.

"But you'll have the chance to kill fifty, maybe sixty people."
<immediately signs name Zucker Abrahams Zucker>
 
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“Hundreds of hours of uncompensated labor, incredible hate from many quarters, hostile press, internal bickering, weaponized leaking, sabotage—I have better things to do"

Or: "I thought being part of government meant becoming incredibly rich and powerful, and that everyone would do what I told them to do without question or recourse."
 
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HHS Assistant Secretary of Public Affairs Rich Danker and former ACIP Chair Martin Kulldorff

I just have to take a pause for a second to appreciate when these kinds of assholes have such funny names!

I normally resist calling public figures silly made up names online but for these two, they write themselves... Rich Wanker and Martin Killdocs...

can't think of one for Robert Malone tho, perhaps some Arsians can assist?
 
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Bye.

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