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    Magnetars drag spacetime to power superluminous supernovae

    "Farah and his team realized they could calculate how much the gap between the bumps would decrease next...and discovered the fourth bump appeared exactly when they expected it would." I can't imagine anything that would be more exciting to a scientist then to come up with a hypothesis, make an...
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    Watch Kanzi the bonobo pretend to have a tea party

    No coercion, but a whole lot of fraud deceit. As I recall, the Powers That Be ended up implementing a Final Solution, shipping off the "morons" to Venus to die on the pretense that they were colonizing, erm, Venus. If "killing the inferior" isn't eugenics, I don't know what is. Edit: Better...
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    At NIH, a power struggle over institute directorships deepens

    "Will those roles become politicized?" Is Betteridge rolling in his grave? :rolleyes:
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    NASA to fly Apollo, aviation artifacts on Artemis II

    The biggest moon. The best moon. Nobody's ever seen a moon like it. Maybe call it Golden Moon instead.
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    NASA faces a crucial choice on a Mars spacecraft—and it must decide soon

    I worry that all these ideas for sending multiple satellites violate the letter of the law, which only authorizes a single satellite. That'd be an invitation for one of the competitors to submit a plan for a single satellite and then sue NASA should they select a combo package. Comm lasers...
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    NASA faces a crucial choice on a Mars spacecraft—and it must decide soon

    You may as well paint a bullseye on the satellite in that case!
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    US spy satellite agency declassifies high-flying Cold War listening post

    "the Jumpseat spacecraft loitered high over the Arctic, Russia, Canada, and Greenland...." Alaska and Norway say hi.
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    EU launches formal investigation of xAI over Grok’s sexualized deepfakes

    I think you're reading too much into "consequences". Musk is threatening to...close accounts and delete (or "delete") their stuff. And what could be more terrifying than having your Twitter account deleted? Whatever would you do? /s
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    NASA to fly Apollo, aviation artifacts on Artemis II

    "More than 2,300 commemorative items fill the duffel bag-size pouch." Is this a metric duffel or are we talking freedom units?
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    mRNA cancer vaccine shows protection at 5-year follow-up, Moderna and Merck say

    Hmm, unclear. My assumption was that they were given Keytruda because it would be unethical to do nothing but give the test subjects a placebo when there's a knows safe and effective treatment for skin cancer.
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    SC measles outbreak has gone berserk: 124 cases since Friday, 409 quarantined

    "South Carolina’s outbreak appears on track to rival, if not surpass...." I don't understand the distinction. Uhm, help?
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    Scientists sequence a woolly rhino genome from a 14,400-year-old wolf’s stomach

    My plan is to be eaten alive by a school of angry fish.
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    Embark on a visual voyage of art inspired by black holes

    Really, really cool — femtokelvins, even!
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    The evolution of expendability: Why some ants traded armor for numbers

    With apologies to Hillary Clinton: It takes a colony to raise a larva. The physical characteristics of an ant are not solely the result of its parents, but also of the workers that raise them. By moving larvae around, or feeding them different diets, the behavior of worker ants affects the...
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    CDC vaccine panel realizes again it has no idea what it’s doing, delays big vote

    I expected well-organized garbage anti-vaccine presentations. Although, to be honest, it's not like they've shown a lot of competence in general. The fact they're a bunch of dunderheads is the biggest thing keeping them from making a total mess of everything. Edit: I forgot to a word.
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    Even Microsoft’s retro holiday sweaters are having Copilot forced upon them

    Maybe this is the year of the Linux sweater?
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    Achieving lasting remission for HIV

    Don't anthropomorphize the immune system. It hates it when you do that.
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    Blast from the past: 15 movie gems of 1985

    It's got a long shelf life.
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    UCLA faculty gets big win in suit against Trump’s university attacks

    "it becomes hard to tell where the government offered any defense of its options at all" John, did you mean actions?