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And you would be correct: The obnoxious GitHub OpenClaw AI bot is … a crypto bro https://pivot-to-ai.com/2026/02/16/the-obnoxious-github-openclaw-ai-bot-is-a-crypto-bro/

Oh, is someone going to lose their ability to lock in customers who hate them?

The Un-carrier is now the un-favorite of the un-dead.

What could possibly go right?

"You look down and you see a tortoise, Elon, it's crawling towards you-" "Tortoise, what's that?" "You know what a Cybertruck is?" "Of course." "Well, flip one on its back and there is no measurable change in value, you stupid nazi choad!"

Kids these days with their "two-handed" steering... How the hell are you supposed to hold the beer can when both hands are busy?

There's no uncertainty at my end, Ms. Harding. Everything can be expected to fail at some point (with the exception of some stone-based structures, but that's about it.) What makes a lot of today's externally-dependent products troublesome is there are factors outside our control that can kill...

Apropos nothing other than Hated Tech Bros, this should be of interest to those who lived (and posted) through this sordid era: Darl McBride died ignominiously last month. Remember that litigious jerk? Most people don't. What a way to waste your life.

It's sad how the wealthiest company on earth can't spare the $12 per year to give that to their customers who have undoubtedly spent thousands on their products and will likely continue to do so. (And it's not like every Apple user is going to fill up their allowed space.)

"I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further." -- Anakin Skywalker, during his goth phase

They will be reduced to a diet of avocado toast and Juicero salvage lots for a full week. I don't know if they'll survive!

<Tardigrades snicker at our feeble accomplishments>

Perhaps this is a myth, but what was the lost expedition where they abandoned the ship on the ice but brought the piano with them? (The version I heard claims they were all going insane at that point.)

Terry Gilliam looks so young in those photos.

Hand-cranked diesel. That's what all the cool kids will be driving in the post-apocalypse.

This comic panel needs to be laminated before it wears out from overuse:

Who else is here expecting one million AI runway models?

If you buy anything software-driven (whether it needs to be or not), you are a beta-tester. That's how much this field has degraded since Internet-connected patches have relieved software programers from any obligation of quality control.

Brain surgeons.