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    New Glenn rocket is at the launch pad, waiting for calm seas to land

    No opportunity to lick Elon’s boots in this article so Eric has his just the facts voice on
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    A taller, heavier, smarter version of SpaceX’s Starship is almost ready to fly

    Right around when you joined the unnecessarily literal pinheaded little twerp party
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    We’re about to fly a spacecraft into the Sun for the first time

    Good riddance, take your boy Elon with you please
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    Solving renewable energy’s sticky storage problem

    Wouldn’t Canada need pretty long transmission lines anyway?
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    Krypto steals the show in Superman teaser

    Folks have forgotten that you should make a movie because you have an idea for one and now they make them because you gotta keep the franchise wheels spinning
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    Krypto steals the show in Superman teaser

    1) Craters are more or less perfectly circular regardless of the shape and trajectory of the impactor. So he wouldn’t leave a Superman shaped hole in the snow like that. 2) Wow, Man of Steel really sounds like garbage if you play on electric guitar. 3) There’s a certain kind of person who will...
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    Solving renewable energy’s sticky storage problem

    It’s shining and blustery as hell someplace else. Also the tide and waves are always going and geothermal vents don’t take days off. That’s why you put a whole bunch of things in a network and then some of them are always making plenty of power right?
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    Russian space chief says country will fly on space station until 2030

    Actual video of Eric upon learning that some oligarch’s lapdog read his book: View: https://youtu.be/OM9jhGiIAFM
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    Report: Elon Musk failed to report movement required by security clearance

    This is like if someone caught a notorious arsonist and the press was like, “none of the people whose houses he burned down have accused him of shooting them”
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    Report: Elon Musk failed to report movement required by security clearance

    I’m sure Elon is fillied with gratitude for your continuing to whitewash his malfeasance
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    Werner Herzog muses on mysteries of the brain in Theater of Thought

    Never seen Cave of Forgotten Dreams, Encounters at the End is the World, My Best Fiend or Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe huh?
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    Are LLMs capable of non-verbal reasoning?

    No one involved with llms, nor the llms themselves, are capable of any kind of reasoning
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    Ranking the 25 coolest things in space so far during the 21st century

    There’s lots of arguing with that! You honestly think one of the “coolest things in space” is turning on a connection to the internet that you bought from a fascist tycoon who’s using satellites that block astronomers’ ability to find cool things in space? The musk boosting has poisoned your...
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    Intrigue swirls as Blue Origin races toward year-end deadline for New Glenn

    Never read the Count of Monte Cristo huh?
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    The shadow’s roots take hold in Wheel of Time S3 teaser

    Omg the choir chanting “time time time” is the most hilariously on the nose thing I’ve ever encountered. It’s like a mock fantasy series within a movie or something.
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    Intrigue swirls as Blue Origin races toward year-end deadline for New Glenn

    Well why would you send a subtle signal to regulators if you’re ready to go? If I’m about to open a new restaurant do I ride a hansom near the health department and drop a silk hanky out the window?
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    Michelle Yeoh is ready to get messy in Star Trek: Section 31 trailer

    I’d rather go to the dentist than watch a single frame of a show about section 31