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  1. JonnyOneNote

    Teardown reveals how much capacity Apple’s $99 MagSafe Battery Pack has

    I'm tired of this game. FIrst, Jony Ivie et al made each iPhone update thinner and thinner and thinner, at the expense of the battery and the ability of the entire device to withstand the slightest bend or drop (how many cracked screens have you seen on your family or friends' iPhones?). And...
  2. JonnyOneNote

    New, deadly bacteria may be lurking in US; CDC warns of three puzzling cases

    Oh, just name it dumpTrumpititis and be done with it. The ones most likely to get this one, as opposed to COVID19, tend to live in Red States, vote Republicant no matter who the candidate is, and listen to NewsMaxxxxx, OneWorldNews, and Glenn Beck. Don't even both with a mask or a vaccine...
  3. JonnyOneNote

    Here’s all the data on myocarditis cases linked to COVID-19 vaccines

    Well, I guess this is how Nature "rights" things after being abused for so many centuries. No many how many vaccines we come up, there's always going to be some variant out there, just lurking in the shadows, waiting.... waiting... for its moment of glory. I expect Booster shots will become an...
  4. JonnyOneNote

    Some people can’t get FCC subsidy because “Street” isn’t the same as “St.”

    Looks Like "Sesame St" won't be getting their subsidy. Not the richest neighborhood in NYC, you know!
  5. JonnyOneNote

    COVID boosters likely in our future—but yearly jabs may be avoidable, Fauci says

    Considering I'm one of the very, very few in my extended family (I live in Utah -- you do the math) who has been completely vaccinated and maintained mask-wearing and "minding the gap" for the past 15 months, when none of my relatives have, I'm well expecting a Booster shot will be needed --...
  6. JonnyOneNote

    Disney gets special “theme park” exception to Florida’s anti-tech bill

    Doesn't Margo-a-go-go qualify as a "theme park"? There's plenty of shenanigans going on (Fun & Games!) plus plenty of pony rides on DumpTrumpf's back. "I learned this trick from some nice ladies in Moscow." Yee-haw, ride 'em, Bronco!
  7. JonnyOneNote

    The poshest SUV of them all: Rolls-Royce Cullinan first drive

    Late to the party --- the review of the new Ghost brought me here -- but my first reaction to the shape of the SUV was something akin to Ronald Reagan waking up in "King's Row" and finding out his two legs have been amputated. "Where's the rest of me?" he screams out in horror. And such was my...
  8. JonnyOneNote

    Russia cries “sabotage” after Slovakia questions quality of Sputnik vaccine

    Oh, boo-hoo, something from Puke'em doesn't work out. Gee, what a surprise. He should just check in to Margo-a-go-go, and maybe after being exposed to the Owner and Resident-in-Chief, they'll both die -- and the sooner the better "For All Mankind". And good riddance.
  9. JonnyOneNote

    Yahoo Answers to end as Trump fans see plot to “silence conservatives”

    ...Or MySpace... or Hot or Not ... Truthfully, I had forgotten all about Yahoo Answers. In my mind it's like Ask Jeeves and monster.com -- uhm, both, incidentally, purchased by the NYTimes Company for way too much money 'back in the days' ...
  10. JonnyOneNote

    Clarence Thomas blasts Section 230, wants “common-carrier” rules on Twitter

    When I think back to whenever it was that George Bush the First chose this man as the successor to Thurgood Marshall, as the "best" [Black] man the Republicants could find in the entire legal field of the United States of America (really?!), I still remember seeing it as such a public insult to...
  11. JonnyOneNote

    Slack promises to update easy-to-abuse “Connect DM” feature

    Finally! A social media/work network that twice-impeached Der Leader at Margo-A-Go-Go can join! Send DMs to all of his Deplorable Minions® ! ("Slack" is such an appropriate name for this business model. I mean, in 2021, does anyone want to be labelled a "Slacker? /s)
  12. JonnyOneNote

    Apple pulls the plug on the HomePod

    Still looks like a big ball of yarn.
  13. JonnyOneNote

    AT&T promises fiber for 3 million more homes and businesses this year

    You heard it here first! AT&T's has hired the Former, Twice-Impeached, President of the United States of America (!!!!!!) to be their new CEO Dumpster, and he has promised to bring Fiber (rebranded "Trump Optics") to every home in the U.S.A.! Cause AT&T is gonna make America GRRRRRR-EAT again!
  14. JonnyOneNote

    Apple sues ex-employee, alleging leaks of secret product info to reporter

    "Psst, Apple's gonna replace the entire row of Function Keys with the super-futuristic Touch Bar that lights up and changes icons depending on what program you're running. Oh, it will revolutionize computer keyboards and shortcuts and apps! Trust me on this one, Apple's gonna sell a bazillion...
  15. JonnyOneNote

    Gab, the far-right website, has been hacked and 70GB of data leaked

    Oh, boo-hoo-hoo, cry me a river, and let Trump and every single one of his Deplorable Minions® drown in it. Dear Lord in Heaven, when are we ever going to be rid of this hoof-and-mouth disease?
  16. JonnyOneNote

    Zuckerberg responds to Apple’s privacy policies: “We need to inflict pain”

    The world can live without Facebook and Zuck. Apple should just yank all their apps from the store. Bye bye....
  17. JonnyOneNote

    Apple hardware engineering chief Dan Riccio leaves role for “new project”

    "iEye" -- also comes in the Ricky Ricardo version: "i-Eye-i-Eye-i-Eye-i-Eye-i-Eye-i-Eye-i-Eye-i-Eyeeeee! Looooooseee!"
  18. JonnyOneNote

    3Mbps uploads still fast enough for US homes, Ajit Pai says in final report

    Well, go work for AT&T then. Heaven knows you can do to them and DirecTV what you did to the American public. So long, and don't let the door hit you on the way out. Actually, maybe you should let the door hit you. It might knock some sense into you.
  19. JonnyOneNote

    Florida police arrest former state COVID-19 data manager Rebekah Jones

    Gee, just in time for the arrival of the Twice-Impeached-Embarrassment-in-Chief to arrive at Margo-a-go-go, where I'm sure Gov. Scott has a suite next door to the Former First at Nothing Couple. You know, it's ... convenient.