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  1. noanoxan

    Mississippi lawmaker admits his education bill is to protect creationism

    That's fine. Well, not really, but for the sake of argument I'll say it's fine; people can believe whatever the hell they want after all. What they cannot do, however, is teach this religious dogma to my nephew who is about to enter pre-k in a public school. Separation of church and state is a...
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    Indian man could be first recorded human fatality due to a meteorite

    You spelled Murica wrong. Twice.
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    With its mirror complete, giant space telescope on track for 2018 launch

    I work with beryllium daily, and it's not dangerous at all unless you inhale the dust it gives off while grinding.
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    Dridex malware exploit distributes antivirus installer—hack suspected

    Grammar.
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    Ready or not, here comes Windows 10

    Fuck you, dude. Some people are still on atom netbooks running 7 for a reason. The nerve of some people..
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    How the Smithsonian is restoring the original USS Enterprise to full 1967 glory

    Ftfy :)
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    Birth of a microbiome: Researchers smear babies with vaginal fluid

    The fuck does that have to do with the article?
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    Body cam captures man’s final words—begging the cops to get off of him

    I didn't read about those officers losing their jobs or being indicted for involuntary manslaughter. That did happen, right? They will be held accountable, right? ...right..?
  9. noanoxan

    Report: Apple readies new 4-inch “iPhone 5SE” for the spring

    Well, it's about damn time, Apple. Here, take my money. You earned it.
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    ACLU pushes for passage of new pro-privacy bills across 16 states

    States' Rights. The gov can try all they want to bring us under one rule, but thankfully the founders made sure it won't go far.
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    FDA and CDC probe second wave of Chipotle E. coli outbreak

    Hmm.. Moe's is better than Chipotle anyway. Now I want Moe's, but can't cause work. /lament
  12. noanoxan

    Hillary Clinton wants “Manhattan-like project” to break encryption

    This is why I'm voting for Bruce Wayne. Or vermin supreme. If I want a fascist for president, I at least want a fucking pony out of the deal.
  13. noanoxan

    Turing Pharmaceuticals’ Martin Shkreli arrested for security fraud

    What good does a lightening rod do in a thunderstorm? Or, did you mean 'lightning rod'?
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    Pre-crime arrives in the UK: Better make sure your face stays off the crowdsourced wa

    This is a horrible idea, and you, the author, should feel horrible for condoning this.
  15. noanoxan

    PSA: See Goldblum worry in debut trailer for Independence Day: Resurgence

    $10,000 says that Hollywood cannot come up with a compelling original story anymore. How many more of my childhood memories have to be ruined by marketing refreshes?! Bastards.
  16. noanoxan

    VW says rulebreaking culture at root of emissions scandal

    There they go again blaming their employees. Who the fuck trained them?
  17. noanoxan

    Pushy patients downvote doctors for giving antibiotics responsibly

    Completely missed the point, you have.
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    Pushy patients downvote doctors for giving antibiotics responsibly

    A side effect of marketing drugs to the layman. The sooner people don't see commercials every five minutes about how they're going to die without some pill being shoved down their yap-holes, the better.
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    Judge: Prenda lawyer must sell condo, liquidate assets to pay $2.5M debt

    This must be the shortest prenda article I've read yet. I am disappoint. :p
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    Comcast, Time Warner Cable get 71% of new Internet subscribers

    Not sure if you seriously missed the sarcasm in two posts on the same thread...