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  1. noanoxan

    Newly identified bacteria cleans up common plastic

    Sounds good, but then we're still burning hydrocarbons.
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    Fearing no punishment, Denver cops abuse crime databases for personal gain

    You're too nice. As someone not living in the Denver Metro area, these assholes should be charged, tried, and convicted of violating the CFAA.
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    Universal Windows Apps coming to Xbox One this summer

    It's been about three years since I've played with my 360, so I'd say my ideas are more out of ignorance than bias. Dick.
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    Universal Windows Apps coming to Xbox One this summer

    You'll still need a live subscription to use the apps though, I'm betting.
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    Former VW employee says he was fired after questioning deletion of documents

    You wouldn't be helping. Every cent they're earning at the moment is a reinforcement of their behavior.
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    GM mosquitoes clear an FDA hurdle for Florida release, locals angry

    As a Floridian, I just have this to say: Florida man, Florida man Florida man meets sanity man They have a fight, Florida wins Florida man.
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    VW’s US chief resigns, regulator raises doubts that diesels can be fixed

    Anything less than a total buyback from VW is an affront to their customers, the countries VW operates in, and the world itself. Another thing that bothers me is how VW can say that their management had absolutely no knowledge of what their employees did. What is the point in having management...
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    China is building a big data plaform for “precrime”

    We're working on our version, which should be out of beta in [REDACTED].
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    What is a “lying-dormant cyber pathogen?” San Bernardino DA won’t say

    They're also crying, because now they have to try to explain this dickery to every mouthbreather that they know, and subsequently give up out of frustration and eat lead paint chips so as to join the horde. It's what I did.
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    John McAfee better prepare to eat a shoe because he doesn’t know how iPhones work

    A half-eaten shoe is a better candidate choice than Drumpf.
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    More GOP presidential hopefuls now side with the FBI in iPhone crypto fight

    Not really. Remember, Obama claimed to be a democrat. We see how that turned out...
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    Drone flies within 30 feet of passenger jet landing at Heathrow

    Guns don't kill people, people do. You'd know that if you've ever held a tool before. And I wasn't localizing to the us alone; these things will be banned worldwide.
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    Drone flies within 30 feet of passenger jet landing at Heathrow

    Y'know, I'm going to laugh my ass off when these toys are outright banned to all but military/law enforcement because of negligent/stupid owners. It's going to happen. Mark my words.
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    Senator drafting bill to criminalize Apple’s refusal to aid decryption

    Scum. To even contemplate on something as unamerican as this should be grounds for impeachment. This is one politician that I would not brake for if I ever saw them cross a street in front of me.
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    Class-action suit over iPhone-bricking Error 53 filed in California

    It goes into a boot loop—as it should. Whiners are gonna whine in general. Either use authorized parts and shops, or buy a different phone. Apple won't be backing down from this. It's in the tos. Has been from the very beginning. I don't get how people don't know that 3rd party hardware isn't...